Dog Lips: Say it again for me.
bored and Abaddon: We're sorry

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Dog Lips: Damn right you are. I don't know how many weeks it'll be before I can walk, or eat, or properly move my bowels again after all those potatoes.
bored: But it was fun, wasn't it?
Dog Lips: If it wasn't, I wouldn't be paying some kind of harsh price.
Jaguarr: I added some herbs in there to make it easier on you.
Jag
Dog Lips: On you? I'm the one eating them!
Jaguarr: Not what I meant.
Jag
Dog Lips: Oh, right, you've got do that thingy.
Jaguarr: What thingy?
Jag
Dog Lips: You know, where you say 'Jag' after every statement.
Jaguarr: Ah, yes. You must understand, it's a tradition that I do this. It was done by my father, Jaguarr XVI, and my grandfather, Jaguarr XV, and my great-grandfather, Le Jaguerre XIV.
Jag
Dog Lips: And it just goes back for hundreds of years, then?
Jaguarr: Oh, no, it was my great-grandfather's idea. He started it in college to annoy one of his frat brothers, and it just sort of stuck.
Jag
Something buzzed on Dog Lips's hip.
Dog Lips: Crap, that's my pager. Abbadon, could you move my arm for me? It's tired from spooning potatoes.
Abaddon grabbed the pager. There was a message from DBella. It said, "Crazy man is invading the ship, and driving people mad. Help us! Also, don't tell Malice!"
Suddenly, Malice and Elijya stormed into the room.
Malice: Dammit, Dog Lips, we leave you alone for a second, and this happens!
Dog Lips: You made me stay here

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Malice: Oh, right. Anyway, Mr. Thing is in charge of the Bridge right now! What the hell?
Dog Lips: He is? That's not good.
Elijya: He took all the chair cushions, and made a little fort. It has woman's underwear outside of it. He calls it Ft. Bra! This cannot stand!
Dog Lips: Crap. Alright, Abbadon, bored, help me up. We're going to fix this mess.
Meanwhile, on the Bridge...
DBella: *panting* We should be safe here, Holly.
Holly Goodhead: What if that thing finds us, though?
Karem-Knight: What thing would this be, ladies?
DBella: Some crazy alien called enterthemadness. It makes people enter the madness.
Karem-Knight: Well, I'd challenge it to harm you here, under the protection of myself and the mighty Space-Thing.
Mr. Thing: Who utters my name? Oh, right, Karem-Knight, only other person here. Wait, is that DBella? Excellent. I knew that you would come to your senses, Bella. Join Space-Thing, and together we shall rule the Multiverse! Except for that one dimension where they're all dinosaurs. And maybe that one where all the superheroes are dead, and it's just villains, but there's a power struggle, and that one newbie shoots everyone, but it was really a conspiracy by his dad to make sure he's not a puss. Ooh, and Earth-Prime. Let's stay away from that. Everyone's so damn emo there.
Holly Goodhead: Dammit, Mr. Thing, we're in trouble! Didn't you hear what we just told Karem-Knight?
Mr. Thing: Space-Thing was resting in Ft. Bra. What is the trouble?
Someone began pounding on the locked door from the outside.
DBella: It's him! We're safe as long as he can't get in.
The Squirrel: Hello? Come on, guys, I need to empty the trash bins!
Karem-Knight: If that knave tries to harm any one of you, he shall feel the wrath of Sir Karem, Knight of the Dilapidated Shoes!
Mr. Thing: Huh?
Karem-Knight: Why, that is my full title. It was bestowed upon me by the great King Arnold Schwarzenegger, master of the Kingdom of Kali-phone-Ya.
Holly Goodhead: How do we know you're not related to that guy out there?
The Squirrel: Screw this, I'm gonna go collect Sum's shredded documents.
enterthemadness: Oh, I think not, you master of the custodial arts.
The Squirrel: Huh?
enterthemadness: Yes, it is I, the one who is feared throughout the galaxy. I have conquered worlds in the name of my master (by playing beer pong)! I have defeated the greatest of champions, at beer pong. I have made entire societies tremble, during beer pong. I have-
The Squirrel: Okay, I get it. You're good at beer pong.
enterthemadness: Yes. But when I just want to have fun, I drive people insane!
The Squirrel: By being wierd.
enterthemadness: No. By inviting them to enter... THE MADNESS!
bored: Dammit, I'm tired. You ate too much, Dog.
Dog Lips: Agreed. Let Mr. Thing do what we wants with the Bridge right now. I say we go and, *achem* pray with JAL.
Abaddon: Good times.
bored: I've been meaning on further studying the book of "Sin City".
A few hours later, on the Bridge...
DBella: I haven't heard it in a while.
Holly Goodhead: Should we go out and look? There are alot of peole who we'll need to warn about this.
Mr. Thing: Good plan. Karem-Knight, you go outside.
Karem-Knight: At once!
Karem-Knight unlocked the door, and slipped out.
Karem-Knight: Hello? Mad alien creature?
The Squirrel: Babble babble babble.
Karem-Knight: Oh my. Everyone, it seems the janitor is out here. How are you, Mr. The Squirrel?
The Squirrel: Babble babble babble.
Karem-Knight: Ah, yes, I've noticed that myself.
DBella: Wait, why is he just saying 'babble'? He's not even babbling, really.
The Squirrel: Babble babble babble... madness...