Offical Nip Tuck Thread

[Mister J]

The highlight of the ep was Escobar. "Don't worry, Sean. She didn't feel a thing". Outside of him, it all was just "OK. Next".

Brooke being a Christian groupie did catch me off guard. Although, I figured something was up when she figured out Christian wasn't gaga for her. That stinkface she made gave it away. Still, I didn't see her manipulating J.R. Ewing into commanding a live sex show. WTF? I guess she'll be the lead antagonist for awhile.

Crazy Nanny got taken out by the 3:30 Express, not that everybody didn't see it coming as soon as she waltzed her ass into the middle of the street. That broad was all kinds of twisted.

Next week's preview seems to up the ante, but I said that last week. J.R. might be headed for that big oil rig in the sky. Oh joy, the blackmailing, quasi-lesbian, kidney-theft ringleading madame is back.

...and sexy ass Kelly Carlson.

 

[batman7289]

^everything u said i agree wit.
last nights episode was great

 

[Gamma Ray]

I want to see much more of Kimber and Matt. I'm glad that Faith is back, and hopefully she will be one of the big antagonists this season. As much as I like to dislike Rosie, I really like her character on the show. I'm glad that Dawn is returning so soon.

The show keeps getting nuttier and nuttier (opening dream sequence, anyone?), and I love it!

 

[trentoid]

I hate the kimber/matt story, mainly because they ****ed kimbers character in the process, shes as dispisable as tom cruise

 

[Majik1387]

I want to see much more of Kimber and Matt. I'm glad that Faith is back, and hopefully she will be one of the big antagonists this season. As much as I like to dislike Rosie, I really like her character on the show. I'm glad that Dawn is returning so soon.

The show keeps getting nuttier and nuttier (opening dream sequence, anyone?), and I love it!

Who are Faith and Dawn again?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I hate the kimber/matt story, mainly because they ****ed kimbers character in the process, shes as dispisable as tom cruise

completely agree.

 

[Mister J]

Who are Faith and Dawn again?

Faith (Brooke Shields) is Christian's shrink. The one he banged from behind in her office. She's now using J.R. Ewing as an instrument of revenge because Christian would rather chase rainbows with Michelle (Sanaa Lathan) than with her.

Dawn (Rosie O'Donnell) is the lottery-winning, frivoulous spending big mama (just think rich, Jerry Springer guest). Her daughter was boinking her step-father and both of them wound up leaving her "because she was more fun when she was poor".

 

[Majik1387]

Oh, I never caught their names. I missed the Rosie episode, I had rehearsal. Can someone give me an abridged version of what happened?
BTW, I already know about Rosie's butt thing thanks to The Soup on E!

 

[Mister J]

The forementioned blackmailing, quasi-lesbian, kidney-theft ringleading madame blackmails Christian for $500,000. Otherwise, she'll show J.R. some photos of Christian and Michelle playing snugglebunny.

Dawn pops into the office and wants to get a whole ****load of plastic surgery on herself, (second) husband and daughter. Christian eventually gets extra money from Dawn by becoming her personal shopper/interior decorator. He later gets enough money to pay off the blackmailing madame by boinking Dawn for $400,000 after she's pissed when she finds her husband and daughter (not related) doing the horizontal mambo.

Sean gets desperate to get Matt away from Scientology, so buys him a Porsche. Matt likes it, but Kimber tells him it's no good for him, so he gives it back. He even moves out afterwards. Now, even more desperate, Sean hires some 'de-programmers' to kidnap Matt and snap him out of it. They muck it up and Matt stays next in line to be Tom Cruise's pool boy. This doesn't stop Sean and Julia from having a re-commitment ceremony.

Near the end of the episode, we find out that the resident blackmailer is now blackmailing Michelle (whom she is literally in love with) into pulling another job as an escort. As it turns out, they're part of the group in the area stealing kidneys.

More detailed review here...
http://www.tv.com/nip-tuck/dawn-budge/episode/832933/recap.html

 

[zer00]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=16954

Interview with Ryan Murphy

 

[zer00]

Good eps tonight.

also

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=17044

heh ironic

 

[Poetic Chaos]

aaand Kimber is dead to me.

 

[Mister J]

They really got Christian to come off as an ******* after his tryst with Kimber. That was bad, even for Christian. Then she turns around and screws Matt to **** with Christian. All that Scientology talk went right out the window. Tom Cruise is so gonna have someone's ass over this.

This Christian/Michelle/J.R. Ewing crap is starting to run stale for me.

I felt bad for the mouse.

This ep was kinda bland in comparison to the last few. Although (again) the trailer for next week looks insane.

 

[zer00]

The trailer for next week always looks insane. But it usually is. But yeah this episode was bland compared to the usual farce.

aaand Kimber is dead to me.

She's not real you know

 

[Gamma Ray]

This Christian/Michelle/J.R. Ewing crap is starting to run stale for me.

Starting?! Ugh... I hated it from the beginning. I'd rather they concentrate on Faith! She's building up to something, yet we only see her seldomly. And I want to see Rosie more, now that she and Liz are "getting along".

 

[KenK]

They really got Christian to come off as an ******* after his tryst with Kimber. That was bad, even for Christian. Then she turns around and screws Matt to **** with Christian. All that Scientology talk went right out the window. Tom Cruise is so gonna have someone's ass over this.

See, the scene ended with her and Matt just hugging. Is is wrong to think maybe they didn't follow through? Usually, when a show/movie sets up two people about to do the do, the scene doesn't end until they're midway into an action. There was too much of a pause as they just held each other, then the scene ends. But damn, Christian ****ed her over but good!! He IS a sadist.

Starting?! Ugh... I hated it from the beginning.

Well I think it's safe to say they're all but done with the Christian/Michelle/Burt thing (it's only been two epsides), especially now that he's in such poor health, I doubt he's get the energy to be vengeful.

I'd rather they concentrate on Faith! She's building up to something, yet we only see her seldomly.

Hence it "building up" to something. We're not even halfway through the season, it'll all come around.

And I want to see Rosie more, now that she and Liz are "getting along".

I don't know if she was just joking, but Rosie said her character might get her own show.

 

[Lurk]

Wh^t, like a spin-off? yech

 

[AndThePickles]

See, the scene ended with her and Matt just hugging. Is is wrong to think maybe they didn't follow through? Usually, when a show/movie sets up two people about to do the do, the scene doesn't end until they're midway into an action. There was too much of a pause as they just held each other, then the scene ends. But damn, Christian ****ed her over but good!! He IS a sadist.

Um, there was more than just hugging, she groped his penis and asked him if it felt good! I think it's safe to say that something sexual went down.

 

[Darthkush]

decent episode. Actually felt kind of sorry for Kimber this time. Christian went too far there.

next: Julia kisses the Dink!

 

[CAH]

No...not just Julia kisses the Dink....Julia leaves WITH the Dink!


It's going to happen.

 

[Darthkush]

No...not just Julia kisses the Dink....Julia leaves WITH the Dink!


It's going to happen.

Does she SCREW the Dink?! Tell me she doesn't screw the Dink!

 

[Golgo-13]

Is it just me or is that commercial they keep showing for Courtney Cox's new show 'Dirt' ****ing annoying? I mean they show it like a million times while Nip/Tuck is on.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

No...not just Julia kisses the Dink....Julia leaves WITH the Dink!

uh hum, vertically challenged.

 

[Majik1387]

I'm a little rusty on offensive terminology, why is the midget nanny called a dink?

 

[Mister J]

The actor's real name is Peter Dinklage. It is in a show of his overwhelming badassery that he is sometimes referred to as 'The Dink'.