*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[Anubis]

Al anon Meetings.

 

[Hound55]

Looks like I need to relapse back into alcoholism...

I tried buddhism, but unlike that lazy, fat git alcohol has always been there for me...

 

[ComicChick]

I had a friend in college that always liked getting drunk and going out, because he thought being drunk made him more confident with the ladies. It always reminded me of he scene with Barry Badrinath from Beerfest had this image of himself being this suave mother****er, but was ****faced. "Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini", and I guarantee my buddy used that line at least a dozen times....In short, booze is the worst way to go if you want to actually charm a lady.

agreed cuz i will not talk to any one who is plastered. that's a great first impression [/sarcasm]

 

[Scourge2099]

Now I'M feeling sorry for you and the state of your education system if you think the difference between 7'1" and 5'11" is "about 2 feet"...

And Nubsy, where are you meeting these women who are doling out the pity HJs..? I'm trying to imagine someone THAT pathetic and I'm coming up dry (Ha!)...

While my math skills admittedly suck , I'm very f****** smart in other subjects. If I'm so f****** stupid how come I failed my first class in 10 years last semester , which was in the Spring ? I only failed the f****** class because I didn't even study , this semester I am.

 

[Erzengel]

He was making a joke. Get a grip.

 

[Hound55]

While my math skills admittedly suck , I'm very f****** smart in other subjects. If I'm so f****** stupid how come I failed my first class in 10 years last semester , which was in the Spring ? I only failed the f****** class because I didn't even study , this semester I am.

Whoa, settle down boyo I didn't say you were "very f****** stupid", it was a little tongue in cheek comment which I wrongly assumed you'd read as such. I was just taking the piss.

 

[ComicChick]

i bet the ladies love all the pretty words coming out of your mouth too

 

[Scourge2099]

I hate it when people talk s*** about my intelligence. I worked my ass off just to get to college.

 

[Scourge2099]

i bet the ladies love all the pretty words coming out of your mouth too

I'm a grown ass man , if I want to cuss I'll cuss.

 

[Erzengel]

I hate it when people talk s*** about my intelligence. I worked my ass off just to get to college.

I'm sure your did, but your language would say otherwise. There's a way to get your point across that allows you to come off as intelligent and not thugish or if you have a chip on your shoulder.

I'm a grown ass man , if I want to cuss I'll cuss.

Cussing should be relegated to the bedroom or in traffic.

 

[ComicChick]

I'm a grown ass man , if I want to cuss I'll cuss.

why not use your intelligence and express yourself other ways? if every other word or sentence out of your mouth is a stream of profanities, that's not attractive at all.

 

[Hound55]

I hate it when people talk s*** about my intelligence. I worked my ass off just to get to college.

Having a mistake pointed out to you, even in a smarmy, sarcastic priggish manner (which is the worst possible manner that comment could have been read - and it was not intended as such) is not the same thing as being called "f****** stupid". EVERYONE makes mistakes (for example I misjudged how you would read what I thought to be an obvious joke) and it's an opportunity to show character and demonstrate true class in how you deal with such a situation.

Pride in one's self isn't a bad thing but I think you're wound a little too tightly.

 

[Scourge2099]

I tried being the nice guy around girls , but that didn't work out so well. Then I played the ******* , but that didn't work either. Now I merged the two together and no go there so far either.

 

[Anita18]

why not use your intelligence and express yourself other ways? if every other word or sentence out of your mouth is a stream of profanities, that's not attractive at all.

Cussing in a serious situation also isn't all that funny. And as you know, being funny is attractive to both sexes, if you want to make friends or get a date.

Cussing is only funny in non-serious situations. My bf cussing out his Mac and Mac software is highly amusing, because he always puts Apple and Steve Jobs on a pedestal when he's NOT on the computer trying to work with it.

 

[Erzengel]

I tried being the nice guy around girls , but that didn't work out so well. Then I played the ******* , but that didn't work either. Now I merged the two together and no go there so far either.

How about you try being yourself?

 

[Scourge2099]

I hate myself so why would I want to be me ?

 

[Erzengel]

Then who would want to be with you? One of the probably top prerequisites for dating is liking yourself. Mainly because women like guys who are secure and confident and not someone who wallows in self pity and is just angry all the time.

 

[Scourge2099]

The funny thing about me is I'm real prideful even though I hate myself.

 

[Hound55]

Because you've beaten yourself up so much that your ego is constantly on the defensive and you snap at anything you perceive to be external negativity...

You're like a fully recoiled spring. It's not healthy.

 

[Marx]

I'm starting to think we might need to make a poll for 'most depressing thread' on the Hype.

 

[Hound55]

It'd be a landslide, Marx...

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

The funny thing about me is I'm real prideful even though I hate myself.

That's really not that odd. Most people who hate themselves like you do are prideful.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

agreed cuz i will not talk to any one who is plastered. that's a great first impression [/sarcasm]

It really only works if the other person is plastered just as much or more than you are. I'm equally annoyed by plastered women. I don't really want to hook up with someone who needs a sponser to watch them for the night.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I'm starting to think we might need to make a poll for 'most depressing thread' on the Hype.

It's definitely never grows old reading questions like "this girl looked at me and smiles, what should I do?"

 

[Erzengel]

It's definitely never grows old reading questions like "this girl looked at me and smiles, what should I do?"

How is this even a question?

The answer is obvious.