*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[Optimus_Prime_]

Sounds like Love.Lol.

I dunno, just my rendition of many of the stories I've read here over the years. This thread can be very entertaining. Who remembers Hooter's Pimp?

 

[CrypticOne]

So, I learned a lesson a couple months back. When drunk, do not try to contact the girl. Especially after midnight on a week day.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

So, I learned a lesson a couple months back. When drunk, do not try to contact the girl. Especially after midnight on a week day.

Really? Just learning that now?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Really? Just learning that now?

I figured it was just common sense That...and f***ing hysterical.

 

[CrypticOne]

Really? Just learning that now?

Well I knew it was wrong beforehand. I guess I called her, and I only remember sending her a text, but she said I kept calling her....

Sometimes I wish I didn't own a phone. Girl was a solid 8 too.

 

[BlackLantern]

had a date last week...went OK...no spark on my end, nice girl and now Im hearing she really enjoyed the date and I have to figure that out

 

[Anita18]

had a date last week...went OK...no spark on my end, nice girl and now Im hearing she really enjoyed the date and I have to figure that out

1.5 years from now you could be in my place. No seriously, when my bf first kissed me my first thought was, "Hmm, this is an interesting development." But it's not a bad thing if someone likes you, I figure. Unless they are the creepy stalker type.

 

[BlackLantern]

I just can't see dating her long term.....she doesn't bring forth any strong feelings

 

[Erzengel]

I think in general you should give most people 2 dates especially one that you may not necessarily feel a spark during the first date.

 

[Anita18]

I think in general you should give most people 2 dates especially one that you may not necessarily feel a spark during the first date.

True. This was the case for my friend and I. Heck, it took us a while to really develop any feelings for our respective bfs. She's going on 5 years now, I'm at 1.5.

 

[Frodo]

I dunno, just my rendition of many of the stories I've read here over the years. This thread can be very entertaining.

Yeah, but it was good laugh anyway.

 

[Anita18]

Just had to share since this is a relationship thread:

http://vimeo.com/12562270

 

[Alex The Great]

Dear Hypehouse Letters Forum,

I sat across from this girl in Economics class, and I really think she's the one. Her dark hair, her beautiful eyes, her pale skin and those glasses that let me know she's smart and wouldn't hang around the *****ebags at the Frat house just scream to me that she's the one.

Today we locked eyes, caught in a whirlwind of passion and madness. I awkwardly smiled. She smiled back, I think, or maybe she winsed, and might of had something in her eye. The professor did just tell a joke, so maybe it had nothing to do with me. She wouldn't look at me, that's just silly. Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, the passion and madness. I can just picture her and I on a quiet beach, and she looks up at me and says "hold me burt". Yes, my name is Burt, don't make fun. The guy who played Robin was named Burt and he got laid all the time. I saw, they said so in that made for TV movie about them.

Anyways, today I really worked my game. I waited for the right moment, waited for a good ten minutes. Okay, it was twenty. Then I approached. I shashshayed over, channelling John Wayne, Harrison Ford and Mace Windu, because all the women love Mace Windu, I mean God, he's such a hot Jedi. No, get away bad thoughts. I saw her look up, and her eyes met mine. That's good, because it probably means she didn't notice my psoriasis. In my mind I had it all planned out. I'd walk up, take out my guitar and give my best rendition of "Love Song For No One" by John Mayer. It would be perfect.

Except I don't play guitar.

Instead I went with the safe choice, and awkward murmured "can I borrow your pencil". She looked up at me with her radiant gaze and said "...what? what did you just say".

"Oh, nevermind ha ha ha...I just found one it's cool".

It was cool, I was cool and I did find my pencil, so it worked out great. I don't want to get my hopes up but I went ahead and cancelled all potential plans because we're definitely going out this Friday. Oh yeah.

The opening paragraph or two to this is very Ghostrider87ish

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Am I the only guy in here that doesn't like super-fit chicks?

Like, I don't know, body builder chicks.

If a girl is fit and everything, I'm like cool story bro, but other than that, huge turn off.

 

[Erzengel]

I like women with lips, t*ts and hips.

 

[Anubis]

Eh, I like to mix it up. Sometimes, it's fun to get with a woman that could pick you up and carry you to the bed for a change.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Optimus, your story is epic win, in an epic fail kind of way, haha!

 

[ComicChick]

I like women with lips, t*ts and hips.

check, check and check. i have em all

 

[Scourge2099]

As long as a chick ain't obese , I'll do her. If I can't lift you up without straining myself , then sorry ma'am I ain't doin' you.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

Edit:

never mind that sounded stupid reading that back... lol

 

[Frodo]

As long as she's single , i'm happy.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Right, i'm not in a relationship or anything but am supposed to be dating this girl i've known for a while and its burning my head out.

We've known each for a while, were on a night about a month ago and she gave me a kiss, basically things went from there, she was texting me constantly and unfortunately due to circumstances I had to cancel a couple of times we were due to go out because I had problems with my family at the time which I explained and apologised for. Now, it is me constantly doing the texting to her and half the time she doesnt even reply, have I ****ed this up? She seemed so keen at first, ringing me and texting me, now she seems really apprehensive and she's not letting me know why, any ideas anyone? Am I best just leaving this now?

 

[Erzengel]

When was the last time you went out with her?

 

[Eggyman]

Right, i'm not in a relationship or anything but am supposed to be dating this girl i've known for a while and its burning my head out.

We've known each for a while, were on a night about a month ago and she gave me a kiss, basically things went from there, she was texting me constantly and unfortunately due to circumstances I had to cancel a couple of times we were due to go out because I had problems with my family at the time which I explained and apologised for. Now, it is me constantly doing the texting to her and half the time she doesnt even reply, have I ****ed this up? She seemed so keen at first, ringing me and texting me, now she seems really apprehensive and she's not letting me know why, any ideas anyone? Am I best just leaving this now?

Sounds like a power shift. The chaser now wants to be chased.

Every time you text or ring, you give her a bit more Vangina Power. I'm not into games, but that doesn't mean they don't happen. The best chance you have of getting her, in whatever context you're wanting, is to back off. Like fishing, relaxing the line, but with a smaller rod and not as much slime.

Heh, that last bit rhymed.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Right, i'm not in a relationship or anything but am supposed to be dating this girl i've known for a while and its burning my head out.

We've known each for a while, were on a night about a month ago and she gave me a kiss, basically things went from there, she was texting me constantly and unfortunately due to circumstances I had to cancel a couple of times we were due to go out because I had problems with my family at the time which I explained and apologised for. Now, it is me constantly doing the texting to her and half the time she doesnt even reply, have I ****ed this up? She seemed so keen at first, ringing me and texting me, now she seems really apprehensive and she's not letting me know why, any ideas anyone? Am I best just leaving this now?

Have you tried talking to her about her behavior? Instead of trying to play hard to get as it seems to be the consensus, try talking to her about it directly. Don't sound accusatory when you talk to her, but just let her know that you're confused as to why she seems to be distancing herself from you.

If she plays some sort of game, I'd leave. Communication is one of the tribunal to a decent relationship and if she thinks playing hard to get is going to get you anywhere without discussing it, I'd think twice about being with her.

Just my two cents.