*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[terry78]

If this thread does not get nommed for thread of the year when we have the awards in December, it will be a crime.

 

[Erzengel]

Since this is a FWB deal, does it mean it a lock that the benefits will happen? Cause I have no money for protection. I really hope we just talk Sunday.

Bring a plastic sandwich baggie and one of those twisty ties.

 

[enterthemadness]

im speechless. does this girl even know she's being advertised as an escort?

What? I've never been in a FWB thing before. Like do we become friends and hang out for months? I don't mind that. I don't even know if I want a FWB or if I will even go Sunday.

 

[ComicChick]

have you talked to her at all? does she know about this alleged Friends With Benefits arrangement?

 

[Erzengel]

Sometimes I wonder if some people are putting up an act because honestly, between JAL and Ghostrider87, are we raising a socially awkward generation?

 

[Hound55]

This FWB thing is hurting my head.

It's good. It reminds me which thread I'm in.

 

[enterthemadness]

have you talked to her at all? does she know about this alleged Friends With Benefits arrangement?

Only a few times on facebook. A friend of my bro in law is setting us up. And he said she said if I been laid before. Look, I'm probably not gonna go since I feel uneasy about the whole thing.

 

[ComicChick]

Sometimes I wonder if some people are putting up an act because honestly, between JAL and Ghostrider87, are we raising a socially awkward generation?

i blame the internet and texting. people are socially inept now

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I have an insanely huge crush on my sisters friend. Like, it's terrible. I'm actually on her wi-fi outside of her window right now. lol

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[BlackLantern]

i blame the internet and texting. people are socially inept now

OMGZ!!11!! ur a grl....can I Facebook you??

 

[NotAHenchwench]

OMGZ!!11!! ur a grl....can I Facebook you??

no.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

a/s/l???

 

[ComicChick]

OMGZ!!11!! ur a grl....can I Facebook you??

sure can!

 

[BlackLantern]

no.

Ill be cool...plz....??

a/s/l???

ahhhh ol' Faithful right there

 

[Anita18]

i blame the internet and texting. people are socially inept now

I'm an optimist and think that the percentage of socially inept people has not gone up. The internet just makes their presence more obvious.

 

[Anubis]

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this whole FWB thing iImmortal is talking about is really more of a, weird, not getting paid escort service thing of some sort. Normally, if you want a friends with Benifits, it's usually an ex Gf or BF that you're still cool with, or a somebody you've been friends with for awhile and one thing leads to another thanks to booze, ex, acid, and or and not neccesarily including mushrooms. This s**t just sounds like prostitute practice or something.

 

[BlackLantern]

nothing wrong with escorts/prostitutes...as long as they are classy

 

[enterthemadness]

Whew. So I can cancel and shoot hoops that day!

 

[Anubis]

nothing wrong with escorts/prostitutes...as long as they are classy

Or trashy, smelly, and itchy for that matter.

But if they aren't charging, well, that just rasies all sorts of questions.

 

[Anubis]

Whew. So I can cancel and shoot hoops that day!

Why would you do that?

I mean, it's odd, but, I mean, why turn down free sex? What are you? Stupid?

 

[BlackLantern]

Or trashy, smelly, and itchy for that matter.

But if they aren't charging, well, that just rasies all sorts of questions.

it does raise some red flags if she is willing to take payment in deli meats and wal-mart gift cards

 

[Anubis]

I don't know, I think that would make her more pratical.

 

[enterthemadness]

Why would you do that?

I mean, it's odd, but, I mean, why turn down free sex? What are you? Stupid?

I keep getting this bad feeling about Sunday. I really don't know her.

 

[Anubis]

So?

 

[BlackLantern]

You don't gotta know it to row it