*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[enterthemadness]

So?

Exactly.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Call it the 27 year old virgin in me, but if she's attractive, why wouldn't you want to bang her whether you know her or not?

And even if it didn't lead to that, I'd just enjoy the company of an attractive female for a couple hours just going out.

 

[ComicChick]

I keep getting this bad feeling about Sunday. I really don't know her.

and meeting her would be how you get to know her

Whew. So I can cancel and shoot hoops that day!

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Call it the 27 year old virgin in me, but if she's attractive, why wouldn't you want to bang her whether you know her or not?.

So glad to know that you have such respect for women. There's a reason you're still a virgin.

 

[enterthemadness]

Call it the 27 year old virgin in me, but if she's attractive, why wouldn't you want to bang her whether you know her or not?

And even if it didn't lead to that, I'd just enjoy the company of an attractive female for a couple hours just going out.

I dunno. Trying to figure that out. I guess I can go...meet her and talk, but that's all I want Sunday.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Bring a plastic sandwich baggie and one of those twisty ties.

Hefty hefty hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

it does raise some red flags if she is willing to take payment in deli meats and wal-mart gift cards

It's the economy man. Everybody's hurting.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I keep getting this bad feeling about Sunday. I really don't know her.

How else are you going to get to know her? Besides, who said you HAVE to hit it? Why don't you just see if you two have anything in common?

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I dunno. Trying to figure that out. I guess I can go...meet her and talk, but that's all I want Sunday.

You should definitely go...just don't go with any expectations. Get to know the girl.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I dunno. Trying to figure that out. I guess I can go...meet her and talk, but that's all I want Sunday.

Well then do that

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

So glad to know that you have such respect for women. There's a reason you're still a virgin.

I'm sorry Hench, but I don't believe that the pictures you've posted of yourself on this forum are actually you.

You act the exact same way as the girl at school who can't just leave me alone, despite the fact that she's already turned me down for a date. But no, she still has to do everything in her power to go out of her way to but herself into my conversations that don't involve her and add in her $.02 that I don't care to hear, otherwise I would have included her in my conversation.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm sorry Hench, but I don't believe that the pictures you've posted of yourself on this forum are actually you.

You act the exact same way as the girl at school who can't just leave me alone, despite the fact that she's already turned me down for a date. But no, she still has to do everything in her power to go out of her way to but herself into my conversations that don't involve her and add in her $.02 that I don't care to hear, otherwise I would have included her in my conversation.

Wow. Just wow. Wow.

 

[ComicChick]

i don't get it.

pretty girls can't be mean

 

[.Rorschach.]

I'm sorry Hench, but I don't believe that the pictures you've posted of yourself on this forum are actually you.

You act the exact same way as the girl at school who can't just leave me alone, despite the fact that she's already turned me down for a date. But no, she still has to do everything in her power to go out of her way to but herself into my conversations that don't involve her and add in her $.02 that I don't care to hear, otherwise I would have included her in my conversation.

...sure

 

[Kane52630]

Eject thread, Eject thread! D:

 

[Hound55]

I'm sorry Hench, but I don't believe that the pictures you've posted of yourself on this forum are actually you.

You act the exact same way as the girl at school who can't just leave me alone, despite the fact that she's already turned me down for a date. But no, she still has to do everything in her power to go out of her way to but herself into my conversations that don't involve her and add in her $.02 that I don't care to hear, otherwise I would have included her in my conversation.

Ahhh. This answers quite a few questions.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

i don't get it.

pretty girls can't be mean

Isn't it normally the opposite.

 

[Schlosser85]

*microwaves some popcorn*

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Ahhh. This answers quite a few questions.

Answers what? She's been doing it for awhile now. It's getting a bit annoying.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

I'm sorry Hench, but I don't believe that the pictures you've posted of yourself on this forum are actually you.

Hahaha, haha... Are you serious? Drakon is my boyfriend. I live with him. He sees me every day. If you have a doubt about my authenticity, then you talk to him. I'm sorry I'm too attractive to be real.

I'm really sorry that you're having so much trouble finding a girl, but I think you really need to look within yourself and come to terms that there's a reason you've never had a serious relationship.

I'm happy with my life, clearly you are not.

You act the exact same way as the girl at school who can't just leave me alone, despite the fact that she's already turned me down for a date. But no, she still has to do everything in her power to go out of her way to but herself into my conversations that don't involve her and add in her $.02 that I don't care to hear, otherwise I would have included her in my conversation.

Nell. You posted in an ADVICE THREAD. If you don't want people to put in their two cents, then PM specific people. It's a public thread, I have every right to post what I want in regard to your misadventures in "romance" [which apparently is all about banging women... and you wonder why you'll never be happy? ].

I'm sorry your life sucks. But personally attacking me just proved your pettyness and inability to move forward with your life.

 

[SuperFerret]

Eject thread, Eject thread! D:

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

 

[Schlosser85]

Looks to me like some pwnage right there.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Bravo. Just ****ing bravo. Encore performance, Henchy.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

They've gone plaid!

 

[JP]

Oh, dat Hench.