OFFICIAL TNA Impact/Wrestling Thread

[Hunter Rider]

Joe vs Senshi

 

[NDX]

Kevin Nash vs. Chris Sabin

Mike Tenay brings up that tonight is Kevin Nash's first match in a year and how he was scheduled to compete for the NWA World Title back in October, but was unable to due to medical issues. Nash starts off the match taking it to Sabin with a few elbows. Sabin gets in a few shots on Nash, but Nash takes out Sabin quickly. Sabin gets in some more shots and Nash pokes the eyes of Sabin. Sabin with a big dropkick on Nash and Nash rolls out. Nash calls Alex Shelley out to the ringside area. Shelley distracts Sabin allowing Nash to take him out. One of the turnbuckles get exposed and Sabin sends Nash into it. Sabin follows that up with a dropkick. Sabin attempts the Cradle Shock, but Nash is too big. Another distraction by Shelly allowing Nash to hit a big boot on Sabin. Believe it or not, we had a "LETS GO SABIN-LETS GO NASH" back-and-forth chant from the TNA crowd. Nash attempts a Jacknife Powerbomb and Sabin counters it hitting Nash with some rights and driving him into the mat. Sabin got Nash on his shoulders showing his strength, but Shelley came in and took Nash off. Sabin took out Shelley with a suicide dive through the ropes. Sabin with more offense on Nash. The crowd is really into the match. Shelley crotches Sabin on the top rope. Nash drops his straps and does the "X" signal. Nash then picks up Sabin and hits the Jacknife Powerbomb. Nash covers Sabin and gets the pinfall. Tenay and West made it clear that this was more like a Handicap Match.

Winner: Kevin Nash

- Backstage, Jeremy Borash is with NWA World Tag Team Champions America's Most Wanted. JB points out how AMW have been in TNA since day one and how many tag teams have come and gone in the company. Chris Harris calls the AJ Styles/Christopher Daniels tag team experiment a failure since they have beaten them everytime they have got into the ring. Harris brings up how AJ & Daniels feel Gail Kim has been a distraction as of late. Gail Kim says she knows she is a distraction. James Storm says he is happier than a fat gopher in soft dirt.

- A video package runs highlighting the NWA World Tag Team Championship Match tonight between America's Most Wanted and AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels. TNA points out that AMW have been the longest reigning NWA World Tag Team Champions in over 30 years.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Joe vs. Low Ki **** yeah!!!

 

[Sabretooth]

Joe vs. Low Ki **** yeah!!!

That ain't gonna happen after Steiner kills Joe.

 

[NDX]

Would have prefered Shelly to win, but this works too.

 

[The FallenAngel]

That ain't gonna happen after Steiner kills Joe.

Joe's gonna make him humble, kid! He's gonna make him hurt from the inside, feel pain like never before!

 

[NDX]

Joe's gonna make him humble, kid! He's gonna make him hurt from the inside, feel pain like never before!

Steiner is going to kick Joe's ass with his one arm vein alone.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Steiner is going to kick Joe's ass with his one arm vein alone.

Shut your face, you fool! [/Prince Nana]

 

[Sabretooth]

Joe's gonna make him humble, kid! He's gonna make him hurt from the inside, feel pain like never before!

Oh,I see you quoted his whiny ass in that promo.


''Wah wah I'm not a game I'm a walking war. Wahhhhhh I'm so fat and I can't help myself. I eat cause I'm upset and I'm upset cause I eat wah wah wahhhhhhh''

Steiner is gonna lock him in the Recliner and make him kiss his boots.

 

[NDX]

Since my current source seems to hate me, here is the **** Gerweck offers:

(5) NWA World Tag Team title match: AMW vs. Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles. Don West said that AMW are the longest reigning NWA Tag Team Champions since 1975 at 8 months and 1 day. Jamie D, who won the TNA Gut Check in 2004 and works for D'amore's BCW, came in the ring knocked out Gail Kim and carried her to the back.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Oh,I see you quoted his whiny ass in that promo.


''Wah wah I'm not a game I'm a walking war. Wahhhhhh I'm so fat and I can't help myself. I eat cause I'm upset and I'm upset cause I eat wah wah wahhhhhhh''

Steiner is gonna lock him in the Recliner and make him kiss his boots.

That whiny voice you heard was your own, when you were crying because of how scared you were at Joe's promo. He be a beast, he knocked KENTA the **** out! Can Steiner? NO!

 

[NDX]

Well, WrestlingAttitude.com is trying to kill me with cheap popup porn, so it's back to Gerweck.

(5) NWA World Tag Team title match: AMW vs. Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles. Don West said that AMW are the longest reigning NWA Tag Team Champions since 1975 at 8 months and 1 day. Jamie D, who won the TNA Gut Check in 2004 and works for D'Amore's BCW, came in the ring knocked out Gail Kim and carried her to the back. This is a really good match. Storm accidentally hit Chris Harris with a beer bottle allowing Styles and Daniels win get the pin and win the NWA World Tag Team Titles. Styles and Daniels went into the crowd, celebrating with the fans.

They showed a 4 year history of TNA video.

In the ring is Mike Tenay.

 

[Sabretooth]

That whiny voice you heard was your own, when you were crying because of how scared you were at Joe's promo. He be a beast, he knocked KENTA the **** out! Can Steiner? NO!

Maybe not,but Steiner could knock Joe's wife the **** OUT.



...Damn that was kinda low,I have to admit.

 

[The FallenAngel]

New Tag Champs, cool.

I don't think Joe even has a wife.

 

[Sabretooth]

New Tag Champs, cool.

I don't think Joe even has a wife.

That's cause no woman wants to have to look at the hideous layers of girth that would be associated with the intercourse.


Anyway,HA! Cornette got owned by his cane.

 

[NDX]

Maybe not,but Steiner could knock Joe's wife the **** OUT.



...Damn that was kinda low,I have to admit.

Damn that's just wrong.

In the ring is Mike Tenay. He introduces the new director of authority, Jim Cornette. His cane broke, and he's limping. He said TNA is the new face of pro wrestling and he is glad because the old face sucks and he is sick of looking at it.

 

[The FallenAngel]

That's cause no woman wants to have to look at the hideous layers of girth that would be associated with the intercourse.


Anyway,HA! Cornette got owned by his cane.

I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend, though, so HA!

 

[NDX]

That's cause no woman wants to have to look at the hideous layers of girth that would be associated with the intercourse.

That hurts more than just Joe, man.

 

[Sabretooth]

I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend, though, so HA!

His cane broke and he had to limp to the ring.(Cornette)

 

[Sabretooth]

I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend, though, so HA!

What? His right hand?

 

[NDX]

In the ring is Mike Tenay. He introduces the new director of authority, Jim Cornette. His cane broke, and he's limping. He said TNA is the new face of pro wrestling and he is glad because the old face sucks and he is sick of looking at it. He said TNA has hired him to stop all the BS that has been going on and to weed out all of those in charge who are on the take.

Scott Steiner cut a promo. Steiner said he has beat Sting, Triple H, Batista, Ric Flair, and every other big name in wrestling history. He held up the Best of Samoa Joe DVD and the smashed it on the ground.

(6) Samoa Joe vs. Scott Steiner.

 

[Sabretooth]

Steiner kills Joe at 0:18

 

[The FallenAngel]

What? His right hand?

Hahaha, clever.

Joe kills Steiner at 0:01.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!

 

[NDX]

(more detailed description of the tag title match)

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match
America's Most Wanted (c's) w/ Gail Kim vs. AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels

The match starts with James Storm and AJ Styles. Lots of back and forth between the two. Styles takes out Storm with a big dropkick and tags in Christopher Daniels. Styles and Daniels do a lot of tagging in and out. Chris Harris gets the tag and he exchanges a few reversals with Daniels. Daniels steps on the head of Harris taunting him. When Daniels stands over Harris, Storm comes in, Daniels gives him a drop toe hold and AMW fall on each other in a "69" to the laughter of the TNA fans. A loud "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" chant starts up. Storm accidentally pulls Harris over the top rope to the outside. Styles takes out AMW over the top rope. Daniels hits a big elbow drop over the top rope on Storm. Styles comes in and takes out Storm with a few knee shots. Styles slides through the legs of Harris on the ring apron and pulls Harris down to the ring apron his face. AMW come back and double team Styles on the outside. Daniels gets involved to make it even. Harris and Storm take control of the match brawling with Styles and Daniels on the outside. Styles crashes and burns over the steel barricade thanks to Storm. Styles gets thrown back in the ring with Harris who takes control. Storm is now the legal man and he takes out Styles with a few stiff kicks and knocks Daniels off the ring apron. More quick tags from AMW and Harris comes in giving Styles a big vertical suplex. Storm attempts the Eye of the Storm, Styles counters attempting a tag, but Storm drives Styles back into the corner. Styles hits a big Pele Kick on Storm in the corner. Daniels gets the tag and he takes out AMW. Daniels hits the BME on Storm, covers, Harris comes up, Daniels moves and Harris elbows Storm. Gail Kim tries to interfere, but a very tall woman hits the ring and gives her a chokeslam. The woman throws Kim out of the ring and carries her to the back. A near fall takes place when Daniels rolls up Harris. Another roll up by Daniels, but Storm launches a steel chair (very Sabu-like) to the face of Daniels. Styles hits an inverted DDT on Storm and a gutbuster on Harris. Styles misses a Spiral Tap on Harris. Harris takes out Styles with handcuffs, but Daniels pulls the referee out during the pinfall attempt. AMW attempts the Death Sentence, but Daniels breaks it up and hits Harris with a Death Valley Driver. Storm breaks up an Angel's Wings attempt. Daniels fights back and hits an Angel's Wings on Storm. Harris breaks up the pinfall. Storm accidentally hits Harris with a beer bottle. Daniels slams Harris down, Styles hits a Frog Splash and Daniels covers to get the pinfall.

Winners & NEW NWA World Tag Team Champions: AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels

After the match, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels celebrate the tag team title win. Daniels did a great job with the celebration making it feel really special. The fans were jumping around celebrating as well. Styles and Daniels go into the crowd and celebrate with the TNA fans in attendance.

- Backstage, Jeremy Borash is with Sting. Sting says it is great to be wrestling for the NWA World Title in a King of the Mountain Match (he said it was the first ever, someone really needs to catch Sting up on TNA history). Sting talks about the competitors involved such as Christian Cage, Abyss and Ron "The Truth" Killings.

- A video package rolls highlighting some moments in TNA from the last four years.