Oh hell naw!

[bulok]

I was looking up the real life inspiration of Nacho Libre, Fray Tormenta, and I came across a "secret underground network of super heroes".
http://www.myspace.com/greenscorpion

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com



An excerpt from the Green Scorpion's biography

Hello, I am the Green Scorpion, an aspiring Real-Life Superhero. If you don't know what that is, check out: www.worldsuperheroregistry.com It is the site where I learned that such people actually exist. I have long thought that there should be people like that, so I have decided to become one, putting my money where my mouth is. Now when I watch the news, I don't say "That's terrible, how tragic!", I say "That really pisses me off! What should I do about it?" I have not accomplished much yet, aside from occasionally patrolling my neighborhood, but I am networking with like-minded individuals and hope to really take a bite out of crime in the future!

Dear Lord...

 

[Matt]

hah, this guy is gonna get his ass kicked.

 

[Man-Thing]

you should be lobotomized for saying "naw".

 

[bulok]

you should be lobotomized for saying "naw".

That's how we talk in the mean streets.

 

[dmcnx]

Haha...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: EXTREME GIRL!!!
Birthday: 1984!
Birthplace: KANSAS CITY!!
Current Location: KANSAS CITY!
Eye Color: DARK BLUE!!
Hair Color: BRIGHT BLUE!
Height: 5'5"!
Right Handed or Left Handed: APENDEXTROUS!
Your Heritage: NOT SURE, MY PARENTS DIED TRAGICLY WHEN I WAS YOUNG!
The Shoes You Wore Today: SILVER BOOTS!
Your Weakness: I HAVE NO WEAKNESS!!
Your Fears: I HAVE ON FEARS!!
Your Perfect Pizza: SUPER MEAT PIE(CARABOO, KANGAROO, ALLIGATOR AND PEPPERONI!!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: STOP ALL CRIME!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: STAB!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I DON'T SLEEP!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY SUPER STRENTH!!!
Your Bedtime: I NEVER SLEEP, TO BUSY FIGHTING CRIME!!
Your Most Missed Memory: I MISS NOTHING!
Pepsi or Coke: JOLT!
MacDonalds or Burger King: KONG BURGER @ BURGER KING!
Single or Group Dates: NO TIME FOR DATING!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NO TIME FOR ICED TEA!
Chocolate or Vanilla: EXTRA DARK CHOCOLATE!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO WITH 5 SHOTS!
Do you Smoke: YES!
Do you Swear: AT CRIMINALS!
Do you Sing: YES!
Do you Shower Daily: YES!
Have you Been in Love: NO TIME FOR LOVE!
Do you want to go to College: YES, FOR CRIMINAL JUSTICE! I WOULD LIKE TO BE A UNDER COVER POLICE OFFICER!!
Do you want to get Married: NO!
Do you belive in yourself: YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO!
Do you think you are Attractive: YES!
Are you a Health Freak: NO!
Do you get along with your Parents: !
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LIKE TO FIGHT CRIMINALS IN THE RAIN!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES!
In the past month have you Smoked: YES!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO, MY HOME IS IN A SECRET LOCATION AND HAS NO MAILBOX!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I BROUGHT A TRUCK FULL OF OREOS TO AN ORPHANAGE!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ATE A LIVE OCTOPUS!
In the past month have you been on Stage: MANY TIMES!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I STAB THEIVES!!
Ever been Drunk: NOT OFTEN, IT MAKES MY JOB DIFFUCULT!
Ever been called a Tease: ONCE I GAVE A CRIMINAL A PAT ON THE BACK AND TOLD HIM TO GO HOME, THEN I LAUGHED AND STABBED HIM MANY TIMES!!!
Ever been Beaten up: NEVER!!!!!
Ever Shoplifted: I PUNCH SHOPLIFTERS!
How do you want to Die: STOPPING WW3 FROM STARTING, WITH MY MIND!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I AM A CRIME FIGHTER!
What country would you most like to Visit: I AM BUSY IN KANSAS CITY FIGHTING CRIME!

If its in bold, it made me chuckle

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Haha...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: EXTREME GIRL!!!


Right Handed or Left Handed: APENDEXTROUS!

Does that mean she writes with her appendix?

Obviously, she doesnt have super intelligence.....

 

[Ronny Shade]

this is awesome

 

[The Question]

Yeah. I knew dressing up like an idiot and becoming a vigilante was going to become a fad eventually. Hell, if I got the right combat training, I might be inclined to do it myself. Emphasis on the word might, mind you.

 

[Master Chief]

Dressing up in anything but protective and tactical gear for "vigilante" work is dumb. Regardless, the chances of you coming across a crime while patrolling aren't too good. You're more likely to just walk by a crime in normal clothes during the day. Unless there's a multiple offender in yer area, then you can start stalking the person out.

 

[The Question]

Well, it depends on the area. If you're in a suburb, you're not likely to find much. If you're in a really crappy part of a big city, it's more likely. It won't happen ever night, but you're bound to come across some crimes if you do it regularly.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dressing up in anything but protective and tactical gear for "vigilante" work is dumb. Regardless, the chances of you coming across a crime while patrolling aren't too good. You're more likely to just walk by a crime in normal clothes during the day. Unless there's a multiple offender in yer area, then you can start stalking the person out.

You should join up and show them all how its done.

The bandana and sunglasses will strike fear into the hearts of criminals

 

[The Question]

Actually, it won't. They'll just think you're in a gang and start shooting sooner. To actually strike fear into the hearts of criminals, you'll need massive psychological warfare tactics. Basically guerilla warfare. Striking from the shadows and high up hiding places, taking out a few of at a time from a distance, and slowly wearing down their numbers 'till there's only one left, and then kicking his ass.

 

[Ronny Shade]

so basically what Batman does.

 

[The Question]

Basically.

 

[Master Chief]

I'd actually wear a ski mask, since the bandana isn't secure enough anyway. And yeah. That slow approach sounds kickass but I'd rather plant explosives in the area, blow it, then clean up whoever survived. When it comes to large groups. Here come the cops, whooo whooo whooo...

 

[The Question]

Problem with killing people when you don't have to is, it brings the cops down on you a lot harder than normal. My suggestion is, hid in the shadows, or on some high spot, and use a blow gun to hit them with sedative darts. Or, use a flashbang to blind them and take them out with a taser.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Vamos! To the Real Life Batman thread!

 

[Themanofbat]

Does that mean she writes with her appendix?

Obviously, she doesnt have super intelligence.....

I thought the same thing... she should have listed "Intelligence" as her weakness...

 

[THWIP*]

LOL.....IT'S "AD", YOU IDIOTS........AS IN ADVERTISEMENT.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Maybe they meant A.D.D.

 

[bulok]

That Harley looks hot.

 

[Harlekin]

Or it's "ADD", you idiot........as in adding. down

 

[Nathan]

Who's the blonde chick supposed to be?

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

fugly?

 

[Edward Brock]

Mother of God.