Omegle?

[ross2287]

Well played ross, well played.

Thank you, thank you.

You: what do you think of twilight?

Stranger: oh yes i love it

You: i think it's a middle-aged woman's wet dream

Stranger: maybe

You: no, it's a fact

You: proven by science and stuff

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gilpesh]

I totally got him with it.

I totally didn't.

You: Got any updog?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

You: HEY BABY
Stranger: oi
You: CARE TO TAKE A GANDER AT SOME ADAM WEST PENIS?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Adam West penis apparently pwns.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

You: Do you have updog?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: what the heck is that
You: **** YOU!
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

It didn't work for me either, Gil.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

You: Do you have updog?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: what the heck is that
You: **** YOU!
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

It didn't work for me either, Gil.

 

[ross2287]

^^hahahahaha

stranger: Hi
you: Have you seen updoc?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

stranger: B or g
you: Do you have prince albert in a can?
Stranger: **** to the no
you have disconnected.

stranger: Hey
stranger: Hey
stranger: Hey
stranger: Hey
stranger: Hey
stranger: Hey
you: Are you stuck?
Stranger: Me and my friend need help on a difficult decision
you: It's not a cold sore
stranger: Ohhh thank god
stranger: Now
stranger: Food or acid?
You: Are you asking me if you should eat or drop acid?
Stranger: Yes i am
you: Acid, always
stranger: Ahhh!

Stranger: I love you
you: Well, that's certainly flattering but i hardly know you
stranger: So far the vote is 6 for food 8 for acid
stranger: Gotta be getting
your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ross2287]

This is fun.

Stranger: hey
You: ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
Stranger: can't sai I have
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: do you like mudkips?
You: they're okay
Stranger:
Stranger: f u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ever seen updoc?
Stranger: hahah whats up doc=P
Stranger: thats not original
You: well, you were adopted
You have disconnected.

 

[ross2287]

Wow, Hype! lag...

Stranger: hi
You: i'm lonely and horny
Stranger: ***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ross2287]

Damn, lag again...

You: i'm lonely and horny
Stranger: would you like me to help?
You: depends
You: what have you got to offer?
Stranger: I've got boobs coming out of my forehead
You: i'm not a doctor, but you should probably get that looked at
Stranger: i'll see what i can do
You: foreheads are for wrinkles, not breasts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I really wanna post the conversation I'm having now (with some wannabe rapper), but I'd probably get in trouble for A LOT of reasons.

 

[ross2287]

Hahaha wannabe rappers = lolz.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: are you asking yourself?
You: like are you unsure?
Stranger: mayee
You: do your sex organs dangle? then you're a dude
Stranger: yes
You: then we have something in common
Stranger: oke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Finally!

you: Do you have updog?
Stranger: Wtf is updog?
You: Nothing much, what's up with you?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Hahaha wannabe rappers = lolz.

I know, man. The conversation was hilarious, and I saved it just in case. I'd probably get in trouble, though.

 

[SuperFerret]

Stranger: HOW YOU DOIN
You: G?
Stranger: SHUT UP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Classic.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I'm still waiting for a conversation when two SHH users get paired up, and we spend about an hour ****ing with each other, before we both realize... "Oh ****, you're from the Hype too!"

 

[SsM]

I'm sure a couple of you have crossed paths.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'll just keep saying my username like some sort of demented pokemon until someone sees me.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

We should make a password, that we'll randomly drop in our first lines. It should be Zimbabwe.

 

[SsM]

If you ever talk to someone that spouts Maiden or Metallica lyrics in his sentences it's me.

 

[SuperFerret]

You: SuperFerret.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: oi
You: SuperFerret!
Stranger: oh my gopd
Stranger: what im gonna do now
You: Super...ferret?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
You: Superferret.
Stranger: yehhh
Stranger: proper
Stranger: :P
You: Super? Ferret?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i like
You: Superferret!
Stranger: yehhhh
Stranger: i LOVE
You: SuuuppppeeerrrrFfffeeerrrrrrrrrrreeettt!!!!
Stranger: ermmm, i dont liike that asmuch
Stranger: but yehh ok then
Stranger: its good
Stranger: :P
You: Super super! Fer-ret?
Stranger: ermmm, nooo not really, not my type really
Stranger: abit too catchy
Stranger: :P
You: superferret...
Stranger: YEP
Stranger: ALL the way
You: Sup! Er! Fer! Ret!
Stranger: id love 'SuperFerret'
Stranger: but yeh
Stranger: i like that one
Stranger: more in your face
Stranger: yep
Stranger: GO
You: Ferret?
Stranger: ermmm mehhhh, kinda, with out the super, its just a normal ferret
Stranger: not as fn
Stranger: *fun
You: Super? SuperFerret!
Stranger: ARHHHH
Stranger: YEHHH
Stranger: 8==D - -
Stranger: defo
You: Zimbabwe
Stranger: ermm, i likee
Stranger: :P
Stranger: haha, right mate i have to GO :'( but classic talking to you :P can you have a guess where im from?? haha
Stranger: have fun all the best :P
You: Zimbabwe?
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: haha
You: FERRET!
Stranger: OMG your awesome cya later mate:P
You: Who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

These are my first three attempts.

 

[LiveWire777]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: Krypton
You: my name is kal-el
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My first convo!!

 

[Logan's Lady]

Stranger: shh.
Stranger: i know what you're thinking, stranger.
You: you do?
Stranger: but it would never work. we just can't be together.
You: ahhh why is that?
Stranger: unless you're a unicorn.
Stranger: are you a unicorn?
You: nope...
You: i'm a Time Lady
Stranger: i was once a time traveller too. they wrote a book about my wife.
Stranger: i didn't read it though.
Stranger: also, i think they made a movie about it, but it's probably not as good as the book.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TEDDY]

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where r u from?
You: My mother's womb
Stranger: what?
You: My mother's womb
Stranger: what is "womb"? can you explain that word?
You: Well, sit down Jr.
You: I'm about to teach you about the birds and the bees
Stranger: who are you?
You: I'm you
Stranger: 꺼져
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TEDDY]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: r u a girl
You: hi
You: TEDDY
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?

You: teddy
Stranger: where r u
You: I'm trapped in your computer
You: I can't get out!
You: HELP!!!
Stranger: what?
You: BREAK THE MONITOR OPEN!!!
You: I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
You: PLEASSSE!!!
You: HELLLLLP!!!
Stranger: what should i do?
You: Find something heavy enough to break this monitor open!
You: I don't like it in here...
You: it's all...
Stranger: what **** you said
You: HURRY MAN!!!
You: I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'LL LAST IN HERE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CelticPredator]

That was deeply unfullfilling.

You: WHAT THE ****
Stranger: hi
You: HOLY ****
You: OH MIGHTY CHRIST WHY
You: THERES
You: ANTS IN MY GODDAMN PANTS!
You: ANTS!
You: HELP ME!
You: GET SOME HONEY@!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: UHHUHAGHHHUHHH
You: UHHGH
You: UH
You: UHHGH
You: blorch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.