Omegle?

[CelticPredator]

But this made me laugh.

Stranger: hi
You: Twilight sucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CelticPredator]

I stole this one....but it made me LOL...

Stranger: hi boy or girl
You: I'm post op
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Took it a little farther....

Stranger: hii
You: Hello.
Stranger: how r u
You: I am good. How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: im from taiwan
You: I'm from america!
Stranger: okk
You: Boy? Or Girl?
Stranger: girl u
You: I was a girl, but now i'm a boy!
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a post op!
You: They took my vagina, and made it into a penis!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: r u a female from belfast northern ireland
You: **** no.
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[The Battousai]

You: m/f?
Stranger: from
Stranger: from
You: that's a weird gender
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[The Battousai]

Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: What's your name, then?
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: Buck
You: Buck Nekked
You: When you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: Are we playing Magic: the Gathering.
You: Well, it's definitely not Yu-Gi-Oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CelticPredator]

Who the **** is this.....I know its one of you guys...

You: Hiya!
Stranger: you found a wild abra
You: OMG...
You: Is this a hypster?
Stranger: ....
You: Quick...I choose you Pikachu!
You: Use thunder bolt!
You: Stun that ****er!
Stranger: oh noes abra got killed
You: Superhero Hypster.
You: HOLY ****
Stranger: ITS DEAD
Stranger: LOOK WHAT U DID!!!
You: Squirtle use super sprey!
Stranger: DEAD AND NEVER COMING BACK

You: Good.
You: I LIKED IT.
You: Oh ****...here comes....TEAM ROCKET
Stranger: face palm
You: Goddamn.
You: You are a ****ing Superhero Hypester arent you....
You: You gotta be.
You: Just...gotta.
You: I'll die if you arent
Stranger: catch em all

 

[CelticPredator]

Stranger: hwy do you know anything about law?
Stranger: i need some help
You: Yes
You: I AM THE LAW
Stranger: come on serilosly help me out?
You: Ooooooohhhh...
You: ok
You: OK
Stranger: alright so this guy stole my iphone and then
Stranger: i called the cops and everything
Stranger: so then months went by and he refused to pay, the case is now closed
Stranger: and i dont know what to do
Stranger: i just want to get some money from this guy
Stranger: i live in new york btw
You: You can hold his family for ransom...
You: Like that Mel Gibson movie
You: He'll pay up then
Stranger: *******..

...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: From?
You: BORING. ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.
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[X-Chick]

best site ever.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Stranger: helloo
You: Hello... I'm with LINDA and I'm looking for someone who simply goes by "The Doctor"
Stranger: huh ?
You: The Doctor...
You: takes different forms.... always looks human
You: but we figure he's something different
You: shows up through many different ages of the earth
Stranger: ...
You: what country do you reside in?
Stranger: i dont understand you
Stranger: england
You: AND YOU Don't know about Doctor Who?
You: You call yourself British?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: but i dont whatch it ]
You: FAIL!!
You have disconnected

 

[The Squirrel]

Stranger: helloo
You: Hello... I'm with LINDA and I'm looking for someone who simply goes by "The Doctor"
Stranger: huh ?
You: The Doctor...
You: takes different forms.... always looks human
You: but we figure he's something different
You: shows up through many different ages of the earth
Stranger: ...
You: what country do you reside in?
Stranger: i dont understand you
Stranger: england
You: AND YOU Don't know about Doctor Who?
You: You call yourself British?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: but i dont whatch it ]
You: FAIL!!
You have disconnected

Nice one.

 

[BlackLantern]

Stranger: helloo
You: Hello... I'm with LINDA and I'm looking for someone who simply goes by "The Doctor"
Stranger: huh ?
You: The Doctor...
You: takes different forms.... always looks human
You: but we figure he's something different
You: shows up through many different ages of the earth
Stranger: ...
You: what country do you reside in?
Stranger: i dont understand you
Stranger: england
You: AND YOU Don't know about Doctor Who?
You: You call yourself British?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: but i dont whatch it ]
You: FAIL!!
You have disconnected

thats just mean...and funny...well mostly funny

I might start a few convos like that .....Im looking for The Doctor

 

[-Arya-]

Me: Hi, what's your name
Stranger: Tylor
Me: So you're a guy?
Stranger: Ya
You have disconnected

 

[Dope Nose]

Who the **** is this.....I know its one of you guys...

pretty sure that's a 4chan thing.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Stranger: asl?
You: how's ya wild thing?
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Well, that's no fun.

 

[-Arya-]

Stranger: Hi
Me: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE! I know from experience dude.
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[Sarge 2.0]

Stranger: I am male want cam to cam
You: wild abra appears
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[Sarge 2.0]

You: wild abra appears
Stranger: i say ya you say ho
Stranger: ya
You: wild abra uses SCRATCH!
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[Majic Walrus]

Stranger: A/S/L
You: 87/m/usa
Stranger: 87?
You: Yeah. wanna cyber?
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[Logan's Lady]

Stranger: A/S/L
You: 87/m/usa
Stranger: 87?
You: Yeah. wanna cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[-Arya-]

Stranger: Hi!
You: VASSUP
Stranger: M or F?
You: ishm a man. Vat about u
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[SapphirePrima]

Stranger: helloo
You: Hello... I'm with LINDA and I'm looking for someone who simply goes by "The Doctor"
Stranger: huh ?
You: The Doctor...
You: takes different forms.... always looks human
You: but we figure he's something different
You: shows up through many different ages of the earth
Stranger: ...
You: what country do you reside in?
Stranger: i dont understand you
Stranger: england
You: AND YOU Don't know about Doctor Who?
You: You call yourself British?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: but i dont whatch it ]
You: FAIL!!
You have disconnected

lol

 

[CelticPredator]

pretty sure that's a 4chan thing.

Yeah, I figured that out after the second one I got.

 

[Ace Rockolla]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heey
You: ZOMBIES
Stranger: really?
You: yes, everywhere, I just found this computer during the melee
Stranger: i like zombies
Stranger: hahaha
You: get help
Stranger: where?
You: i'm at 14543 s st, racoon city
Stranger: i can helo you
You: do you have weapons?
Stranger: oh noo sorry
You: ahhh. zombie got my pinky
You: close one, well any weapon will do
Stranger: oh its terrible =X
You: yeah, that was my favorite pinky
Stranger: where i can find you?
You: 14543 s st racoon city, I'm in the abandoned police precinct
You: oh damn!!
You: JILLLLLLLLLL!
Stranger: ohhh
You: My gold fish, they got her...
Stranger: relaaax
Stranger: oh my goood
Stranger: i'm going thereee
You: Damn, that was a graduation present
You: YES< HURRY
You: Bring weapons
You: even a toaster
Stranger: oh yaa
Stranger: ya
Stranger: are u hungry too?
You: yes, i prefer Poptarts
You: OH MY HEAVENS
Stranger: mcdonalds?
You: My toes!!!! Damn zombie licked them clean off, then I cut his head off. DAMN
You: Yes, do they still serve the McBLT?
Stranger: i can ask on drive tru
You: Mc Rib?
You: THank you... thank you..
Stranger: big mac
You: You're helping me through the madness.
Stranger: coca cola?
You: Yes please, no pickles.
You: Sprite.
Stranger: sprite? ok
You: Whoa, whoa, hold on.
Stranger: i want your pickles
Stranger: yes?
You: No, I need the pickles. I throw them at the zombies. One sec.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your name?
You: Holy crap, there are like 300 zombies marching towards my location.
You: Hurry DAMN you!!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: i dont have money to buy to much sandwiches ^^
You: bfmklsbdklfjdklfjsdfkljdsklfjdsf
You: Hey, this Fred the zombie, one of the many zombies now devouring this poor guy.
Stranger: my name is Nathalia
You: If you want, you can still bring the Mcdonalds.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Stranger: Hey! I'm a 18 horny french boy ;-)
You: ...
You: wild abra appears!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

edit: double post