Omegle?

[BlackLantern]

Amber is probably chubbie

 

[X-Chick]

what kinda sandwiches do chubbies like?

 

[BlackLantern]

roast beef, reuben, peanut butter and banana

 

[Wiseman]

BLT, hold the tomato and the lettuce.......and the bread, just bacon and mayo

 

[X-Chick]

Stranger: horny?
You: i choose you, pikachu!
You: thunder attack now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Drakon]

^^ She's addicted.

 

[X-Chick]

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: my stomach hurts
Stranger: i feel like im gonna throw up
You: hot. lets haz teh cyber!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: sounds like a lan
Stranger: plan*
You: i choose you, pikachu! get in there and **** that **** up!
Stranger: i choose you, snorlax! lay on pikachu to kill him.
Stranger: Then eat him!!!
Stranger: aaaaaahahahaha
You: noooo!
You: you killed him!
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: ill direct you to the nearest pokemon center
You: its too late for that. he's really dead.
Stranger: its right over that mountain in the next city (points)
Stranger: no he's not
Stranger: i can see him breathing
You: you LIE!!!
Stranger: YOU lie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CelticPredator]

roast beef, reuben, peanut butter and banana

Thats all one sammich btw.

 

[Drakon]

You: Yo dawg, I herd u like convesations, so I put brackets in ur sentances, so u can talk while you talk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SapphirePrima]

stranger: Hey
you: Hey
stranger: My stomach hurts
stranger: I feel like im gonna throw up
you: Hot. Lets haz teh cyber!
Stranger: Awesome
stranger: Sounds like a lan
stranger: Plan*
you: I choose you, pikachu! Get in there and **** that **** up!
Stranger: I choose you, snorlax! Lay on pikachu to kill him.
Stranger: Then eat him!!!
Stranger: Aaaaaahahahaha
you: Noooo!
You: You killed him!
Stranger: Im sorry
stranger: Ill direct you to the nearest pokemon center
you: Its too late for that. He's really dead.
stranger: Its right over that mountain in the next city (points)
stranger: No he's not
stranger: I can see him breathing
you: You lie!!!
Stranger: You lie
your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmao

 

[Majic Walrus]

Stranger: Hi
You: What the hell! Your face is on backwards!
Stranger: No its not
You: Yes it is! And you won't stop grinning!
Stranger: its just a smiley silly
You: What is a smiley silly?
Stranger: it shows that i smiling
You: Why would I care?
Stranger: you are mean ):
You: Are you sad?
Stranger: yes your mean
You: I've been paid by your mother to make you sad. Also you're adopted.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I really hope that she's actually really adopted.

 

[BlackLantern]

Stranger: Hi
You: What the hell! Your face is on backwards!
Stranger: No its not
You: Yes it is! And you won't stop grinning!
Stranger: its just a smiley silly
You: What is a smiley silly?
Stranger: it shows that i smiling
You: Why would I care?
Stranger: you are mean ):
You: Are you sad?
Stranger: yes your mean
You: I've been paid by your mother to make you sad. Also you're adopted.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I really hope that she's actually really adopted.

you sir, are an example to us all

 

[Wiseman]

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi！

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ？？
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: ok, i'm done
Stranger: haha
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: seriously, this time I'm done
Stranger: you are interesting

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: ok, I promise I won't do that again
Stranger: my god```save me····
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Stranger: Hi
You: What the hell! Your face is on backwards!
Stranger: No its not
You: Yes it is! And you won't stop grinning!
Stranger: its just a smiley silly
You: What is a smiley silly?
Stranger: it shows that i smiling
You: Why would I care?
Stranger: you are mean ):
You: Are you sad?
Stranger: yes your mean
You: I've been paid by your mother to make you sad. Also you're adopted.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I really hope that she's actually really adopted.

Win.

 

[Majic Walrus]

you sir, are an example to us all

Thank you very much, but I defer to Wiseman.

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi！

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ？？
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: ok, i'm done
Stranger: haha
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: seriously, this time I'm done
Stranger: you are interesting

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: ok, I promise I won't do that again
Stranger: my god```save me····
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your simple annoyances are a wonderful testament to your overall humor and jerk-itude.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Stranger: Hi.
Me: Hula Hoop.
Stranger: I like Hula Hoops.
Me:That means you like terrorism.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[-Arya-]

Stranger: Hi.
Me: Hula Hoop.
Stranger: I like Hula Hoops.
Me:That means you like terrorism.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ha. That came way out of left field.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm getting complaints about this thread. Let's keep the sexual conversations off this site or I will close this thread, ok?

 

[SpideyRacoon44]

You: Hello
Stranger: Hello to you.
You: How have you been?
Stranger: I've been well, and am currently well.
Stranger: You?
You: Well my cat got hit by a car
You: My 13 year old daughter is pregnant
You: and my best friend drove by in a low rider and said "Hey Kyle, ***** off!" and she flipped me off
Stranger: So...things are goin' alright I see.
You: THEN I got fired and
Stranger: o.0
You: And you haven't even heard the worst


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m / f
You: ASL?
You: SPEAK UP, MOTHER****ER!
Stranger: 17musa
Stranger: 17 m usa u
You: Now, I've got a question for you
You: If you're only 17, you're in high school still, right?
Stranger: got out i started school earlly
You: In college, then?
Stranger: yea
You: Then what the **** are you doing trolling this site for a girlfriend?
Stranger: idk not really on it for a gf
You: Then why did you immediately ask my sex?
Stranger: idk just wounderind
Stranger: woundering*
You: You're full of ****
Stranger: no
You: You were hoping I was a female, so you could try to get my MySpace or FaceBook
You: So we might possibly be able to do some nasty ****
You: Well guess what
You: That's illegal at your age
Stranger: no i dont have myspace or facebook
You: Liar
You: You've got one of both
You: And probably a Twitter
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: i have twitter i started one but it suck
You: Is your IP 192.168.1.1?
Stranger: wtf is that
You: The address of your computer
Stranger: idk
You: It says here it is
You: And I can see your WEBSITES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[bossman550]

Stranger: hi
You: hi can i hit dat
Stranger: what is dat?
You: u girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Stranger: A wild abra appears!
You: I hit wild abra with a rock, wild abra dies. I cook wild abra over a camp fire and have wild abra ka-bob. It tastes like chicken.
Stranger: You win life.
Your conversational partner has diconnected.

 

[deathshead2]

Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: from?
You: North America
Stranger: okay
Stranger: f/m?
You: whatever you want me to be stranger
Your conversational partner has diconnected.

 

[deathshead2]

Stranger: hey there, horny 15y old chick here,
if i walked into your room right now,
wearing jeans, g-sting, a bra and a singlet top,
what would you do to me to please me? <3
You: Play Pokemon and ignore you.
Stranger: lol ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[bossman550]

Stranger: hi
You: hey you wanna **** or not
Stranger: /b/?
Stranger: ill spill my guts either way
You: ?
Stranger: im drinking alone on a saturday night, bottom shelf vodka. my gf moved right as we were getting serious. now shes talking to a random guy here where i live
Stranger: hes 4 years older
Stranger: and she likes him apparently
Stranger: and he would bad mouth me
Stranger: and now shes my friend
Stranger: yayyyy
You: give me her number ill take care her
Stranger: you know
Stranger: i cant because i still love her
Stranger: and care for her
Stranger: even though she's thrown so many double standards in ym face
Stranger: ****ed, right?
You: well thts just horrible
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know in the movies where the guy is friends with the love of his life?
Stranger: yet he cant say it?
Stranger: well im that guy except i said it, and now shes just there
Stranger: nothing more i can do.
Stranger: look at me. spilling my guts on omgele, drunk, on a saturday night.
Stranger: wonderful
You: jeez ummmmmm dont do anything youll regreat
You: ... to late
Stranger: i wont, im not stupid
Stranger: i get blackout drunk and dont do anything stupid other than fall in bushes
Stranger: are there actually compasionate people out there who are truely selfless
Stranger: or is everyone who is percieved to be that way out there for the glory?
You: ha wow tht suks mak sure those bushes arent poiseness
You have disconnected.