The Dark Knight Rises One Liners/Your Script

[protoctista]

A lot of people complain about some of the cheesier lines in Batman Begins, but if you could write the some of the script for a batman film/sequel, what would you like to see?


I'd quite like to see;

Batman: You don't have to do this Harvey...
Two-Face: (Flips a coin. It lands scratch-side up) I'm sorry. (does it)




or the bit from Killing Joke;

Joker: Don't you see? Everything anyone has ever valued, or struggled for... It's nothing but an absurd, sick, demented gag! So why can't you get the joke?? Why aren't you laughing?

(Batman bursts into the room, starling the Joker, and grabs him)

Batman (with a sort of grim sadness): Because I've heard it before... and it wasn't funny the first time

 

[Darkness Falls]

the joker: welcome to the final act.........

two face - justice is like a filp of the coin, one side always loses

'referring to the joker'
Alfred:what happens if you can't stop him
Bruce: failure is not an option

Alfred:who are you, bruce wayne or batman
bruce:whoever gotham needs more.........

(joker is sitting at a table playing with cards)
Guard:hey clown, you got a visitor
(a young blonde female doctor walks in)
woman: hello joker,
(joker looks up, he briefly smiles)
The Joker: please, call me MR.J

 

[BobJM]

Just a little something I always think of when I think of a Bruce Wayne/ Selina Kyle exchange.

(Note: Batman and Catwoman fought the previous night

INT. GALA - NIGHT

BRUCE WAYNE
Have we met before?

SELINA KYLE
Oh, I think I'd remember.

BRUCE WAYNE
Right. Bruce Wayne.

SELINA KYLE
Selina Kyle...Some party. You live quite the night life, Bruce.

BRUCE WAYNE
You have no idea.