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Professor Chaos
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Name: Spike_x1
The Character You would like to play: Delores Byrdington (aka: Momma Byrd)
Character Bio: She violently supplies the world with moral values, headbutting anything in her path and wielding a giant battle ax against those damn commies and hippies, and especially those f**kers who think that they can get away with wearing socks and sandals.
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Sample Post (Must contain three paragraphs, one line of dialogue and wanton use of capital letters and exclamation marks):
"Matty, honey! Stop looking at the pornography on the internets." I stumble out of the bedroom and club our kitten in the face with my empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
"But MaAAawm!! How else am I supposed to spank the monkey!? If I do it with my left hand, it even feels like a stranger!" I turn the corner into the family room to find my dearest boy furiously *********ing.
Oh my.
"NO BACKTALK!"
With one headbutt, he's on the ground and crying like a small girl whose vagina is bleeding for the first time. "Aw, did I hurt your two X chromosomes? I know how sensitive yours are."
"...aAugh...I think you gave me a concussion..."
"WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?! NO F**KING BACKTALK!" And with that, I slam the bottle of magically refilled Jack Daniels down into my son's nuts as hard as I can.
Good to go!