Over the city of Metropolis hovered a warship of Apokolips. Hordes of parademons desended on the city while platoons of fire tank were transported into the streets. People ran and cried out for their new hero Superman. And while some people fought back, and some heroes appeared and helped, Superman was no where around.
And the general commanding the ship couldn't be more satisfied. The attack on the city was going well. Resistance was as expected. Damage to the city had not been as severe, keeping more structures intact then predicted. Great Darkseid would be pleased.
Then the ship shuddered. And again. The general looked around the command room as the crew frantically ran to different stations trying to determine what had happened. The general could see that nothing had struck the ship, no attack from the outside. Yet the ship shook again as explosions rang out below decks.
"What in the name of the Pit is going on!?!" the general demanded. His first officer quckly stood and reported. "Sir! There is a...problem...below decks."
"What problem?!?" the general demanded. The ship shook again.
"We were transporting some humans onto the ship for interrogation. And..."
"What. Happened." the general spit impatiently.
"One of the planets...heroes...jumped into the beam, knocking away the humans."
"A single hero? Have him killed immediately."
"We tried. But none of our weapons work. Nothing stops him."
"Fool!" The general took out his gun and shot the first officer dead. "Second!" he called out. His second in command stood at attention. "Sir!" "You are now the First. Assemble a team, intercept this 'hero'," he virtually spit out the word, "and finish him off."
"Yes, sir!"
***
Ok, this day has officially turned into ****.
I was just makin' may way north to meet up with my my step-brother Chuck. Well, actually, to pound his smug bald head into mulch. So what happens? Just I'm passin' through Metropolis headed up to New York to pay dear Chuckles that visit...alien ships drop from the sky. Yeah, freakin' alien ships...That's the same thing I though when I saw them.
And then they start attacking us. It's an all-out alien invasion! And I'm just wondering one thing...who the hell would want this planet. Ain't nothin' much to it, especially if you've already got super big spaceships and weapons.
Oh well, I wasn't about to let a big fight go on around me and not stick myself right in the middle. Hell, I ain't worried. I'm not called Unstoppable for nothin'. Besides, if anyone was gonna rule Earth, it'd be me...if i was interested that is.
Anyway, this invasions starts and I start bustin' heads. And let me tell you, we're talkin' some seriously ugly heads. And they got them some fire breathin' tanks. Those went down just as easy. That's when I notice them round up and beam away a group of people. Well hell, that's what I needed, a way on that ship.
So when they get a few more people together, I rush them. The flying guys go down with no problems, and the people run away screamin' for their lives. I chuckle. Fine with me. I step where they were and get beamed up on that fancy ship...
...And start bustin' some heads as soon as I appear. They shoot their weapons, but I don't much notice. I grab the last one standing, point to the people in the room they beamed up, and back at their transporting machine. He gets the message and sends them back down. Then I crack his skull. And I start breakin' down walls as I walk through the ship. Like I said, once I get goin', ain't nothin' stoppin' me.
I bust through some more walls and explosions go off around me. Big deal. I'm lookin' for the head honcho, but what I find is what's got to be the biggest mother of an engine room anyone's ever seen. I'm actually impressed. That's when a group of soldiers start poundin on me with some big ray guns. Heh, sort of tickles. I stomp my foot, and everyone's shakin' to the floor.
Then I start punching and kicking anything in the room, including equipment. Some more explosions go off, lights flicker, and the ship stats tiltin'. I think we're goin' down. Too bad for them.
I grab the guy who looked like he was in charge of the group and say "Take Me To Your Leader," in my 'nicest' voice. I think he got the message and he points the way as I carry him by the back of his uniform.
When we get up to the command room, the place is a mess. Smoke and fire and people yelling. I'm good. I drop the guy I've been carryin' around and point to the guy sitting in the center chair. "You the head man around here?" I ask him.
He says something in some language. Then he pushes a button on his chair and all of the sudden English is commin' out of his mouth. "Surrender and your death will be painless," he says.
"...You've got to be ****tin' me."
The leader guy looks at the loser I brought in. "Traitor! You disgrace Lord Darkseid by bringing...that...here. How could I make you my new First?" He pulls out a gun and shoots the guy dead. Oh well. I start walkin' up to the boss man and everyone's shootin' at me. You'd think they'd figure it out by now. "Lord Darkseid will rule. First the city of New York will fall by his hand, then the world!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I should meet this Dark-guy." That's when something rolls under my feet. I look down it it. Even I know what that is. "Oh shi...!" I say as the grenade goes off. The floor collapses and I fall through, but as I land, I just punch through the next floor, and the next. "I'll show them," I say as now my speed just crashes me through each floor like a bullet. I fall into another engine room, right through the engine itself. And everything goes white with the explosion...
***
The people of Metropolis look up in awe as the giant space craft explodes. Debris rains down, but that does not stop the people from cheering. The army of Apokolips retreats as every person and hero in the city rises up with new energy.
Earth has just scored its first victory in the war...
***
I land...HARD. It takes me a minute to climb up out of the crater I made. As I brush myself off, I notice I'm a couple of miles away from the city. No big deal. I start running then take a giant leap hundreds of feet in the air. I land a couple of miles away. At this rate, I'll be in New York in no time...