Paris Hilton gets 45 days in JAIL!

[Kelly]

She just came out of court.

She'll be reporting June 5th for her sentence.....

 

[Clerk]

I picture some cheap porno airing on Cinemax, I dont know why.

Hairy Porn-stached warden: Hilton, report for showers!

Hilton: But officer... Im all ready clean.... I need someone to dirty me up.

 

[Cherry Darling]

"guilty"
"thats hot"

:whocares:

 

[blind_fury]

Ha Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Kelly]

She gets no furloughs, no work program, no electronic devices "of any kind...." hmmmmm.....

 

[Apollo]

Hahahahaha!

though her jail cell will prolly be nicer then our homes...

 

[Dope Nose]

maybe she'll get shanked.

 

[Locs]

Why do I have the feeling that her "cell" makes my room look like a cheap roach motel room?

 

[The Lizard]

Good, now maybe Paris will leave poor little Hayden Panettiere alone.

 

[Morg]

should be 45 years

 

[Super Kal]

lol, what a moron

 

[tzarinna]

Those poor prisoners.

 

[bulok]

I was surprised because Halle Berry only got 40hrs for her hit and run, but I guess my wife says 40days is normal for a DUI parole violation

 

[Frico]

Lawl!1!!

 

[gap5ewl]

this was breaking news on cnn

 

[Abaddon]

Good, now all we need is some Big Bertha to finish the job.

 

[Mike059jig]

what did she do??

 

[The Chairman]

This is going to be a reality show. I'm putting money on it.

 

[Telekinetic]

I feel bad for her

even though im sick if hearing of her everywhere

i just hope she doesent get like stabbed or something =/

 

[DorkyFresh]

she'll probably end up in a jail similar to where Martha Stewart went. her jail cell looked kinda like this...

...i don't see the point in sending her to jail. she's not gonna learn. i say they bring her to a bar in the middle of the mountains, get her drunk, then convince her to drive on a mountain road and voila! one less idiot in the world.

 

[Kelly]

what did she do??

She got a DUI, and her liscense was taken....

She says she thought it was only for 30 days, but it wasn't....she got stopped, and they arrested her.....when she went to trial this morning...

#1....she was late to court...lol
#2....she just didn't get it.....
#3....she tried to blame the misinformation on her publicist...lol

The judge finally had enough.....and gave her 45 days in jail...

 

[Kritish]

I wonder how many packs of menthol cigarettes she’s worth in prison. I’d laugh my ass off if she got shanked while in there…

 

[Mr. Credible]

good. it's refreshing to see that money and "fame" can't always buy your way out of justice.

i sincerely hope this bring her down a peg... or 8.

 

[Catman]

Paris Hilton is gonna beat up and raped in jail. You'll see. It didn't happen to Martha Stewart because she's a tough cookie.

 

[SWAT]

Good, now maybe Paris will leave poor little Hayden Panettiere alone.

... Amen.