Petition to keep Paris IN jail!!!!!!!

[colossus96]

Dear Mr. Terminator

Paris Hilton deserves more than 45 days in jail. Why you ask? Well because she is a bad actress, her death in "House of Wax" turned me on more then her "One night in Paris". You sir are an Oscar winner compared to those performances. And for the safety and well being of all Californias, we should get this menace into jail as soon as possible. (feel free to throw in nicole richie as a bonus). So please take this into consideration and help us millions of Paris haters have our dream come true.


Hasta la vista baby!!!!!!

p.s. you got to admit she is annoying, she has no talent, and we are better off without the next season of the Simple Life

*if you feel the same way, leave your comment here

 

[Memphis Slim]

That's Hot.

 

[imaperson2]

...I wanna see the next season of simple life

 

[Trainwreck2100]

...I wanna see the next season of simple life

Prison life is simple, she'll learn how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.

 

[Ben Urich]

[..] for the safety and well being of all Californias, we should get this menace into jail as soon as possible.

 

[imaperson2]

Prison life is simple, she'll learn how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.

well they better air that on TV then t:

 

[ScottyBBadd]

well they better air that on TV then t:

I'd watch that.

 

[Mr. Socko]

lmao


I sign

 

[kane9321]

lol

 

[Sam Fisher]

Is Rosie going to be her cell mate?

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh lord, I saw that where she claims her life is too exciting for the rest of mankind for her to be in jail.

 

[Lord Valumart]

i still have no idea where she was spawned from...but all i know is...the day the world ended was the day she was in a national lampoon movie

i want her shot. different petition or just this one?

 

[chamber-music]

co sign

 

[Mr. Credible]

Dear Mr. Terminator

Paris Hilton deserves more than 45 days in jail. Why you ask? Well because she is a bad actress, her death in "House of Wax" turned me on more then her "One night in Paris". You sir are an Oscar winner compared to those performances. And for the safety and well being of all Californias, we should get this menace into jail as soon as possible. (feel free to throw in nicole richie as a bonus). So please take this into consideration and help us millions of Paris haters have our dream come true.


Hasta la vista baby!!!!!!

p.s. you got to admit she is annoying, she has no talent, and we are better off without the next season of the Simple Life

*if you feel the same way, leave your comment here

i hate paris as much as the next guy, but that's just stupid to want someone in jail because you don't like their acting or their personal life. grow up.

 

[colossus96]

i hate paris as much as the next guy, but that's just stupid to want someone in jail because you don't like their acting or their personal life. grow up.

you do realize that this is just a joke responding to that petition for the governor to pardon Paris right? you may be the one who needs to grow up