Paris Hilton's Going To Jail!!!!!!

[chamber-music]

I wanna see her try a prison break to give the guards an excuse to shoot her

 

[Motown Marvel]

seriously, someone make up a counter petition asking arnold to uphold the sentence, and we'll see which one gets more signatures. its gotta get well publicized though, and dont be ridiculous about the wording (i.e. calling for her death).

 

[Kyalesyin]

seriously, someone make up a counter petition asking arnold to uphold the sentence, and we'll see which one gets more signatures. its gotta get well publicized though, and dont be ridiculous about the wording (i.e. calling for her death).

I've heard rumours that there already are some, I just can't find them

 

[jaguarr]

I wanna see her try a prison break to give the guards an excuse to shoot her

I'd settle for her being dragged down by the dogs and then maced and tazered 5 or 6 times. :warmhappythoughts:

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

I'd settle for her being dragged down by the dogs and then maced and tazered 5 or 6 times. :warmhappythoughts:

jag

For some odd reason, that scenario does it for me too

 

[DorkyFresh]

imo, they should make her work instead of sitting in a cell all day...

 

[Kyalesyin]

imo, they should make her work instead of sitting in a cell all day...

Something really tough as well, something that would wind her up all dirty and bedraggled at the end of the day.

 

[DorkyFresh]

she got off light...if i were the judge i would've sentenced her to 45 days of community service in the middle of the summer.

 

[Darthphere]

she got off light...if i were the judge i would've sentenced her to 45 days of community service in the middle of the summer.

And no dessert!

 

[Manic]

She should clean toilets, like Naomi Campbell.

Gas station toilets. In Tijuana.

 

[hippy fascist]

imagine what the videotape that comes out of all this would be worth though.

it be like prison sex but, y'know...hot!

 

[hippy fascist]

She should clean toilets, like Naomi Campbell.

Gas station toilets. In Tijuana.

Curry house toilets in manchester, on a friday night

(trust me, it's a lot worse...)