Paris Hilton's Going To Jail!!!!!!

[ck51100]

Do you think it is going to be like those "women's prison" movies you see on Cinemax at 2 in the morning?

 

[hippy fascist]

I agree. I would prefer for her to be humiliated and have to suffer. I truly hope she gets busted for driving in the next few days.

jag

And it appears she still hasn't learned her lesson.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2253

Ask and ye shall receive

would that be admissable in court? t:

 

[jaguarr]

Wouldn't be admissible in court, hippy. Or at the very least her lawyer would get it thrown out somehow. She needs to get caught by the cops for it to stick.

jag

 

[hippy fascist]

Wouldn't be admissible in court, hippy. Or at the very least her lawyer would get it thrown out somehow. She needs to get caught by the cops for it to stick.

jag

there is another way

"Hello miss hilton, i see you're out for a drive. Could i trouble you for an autograph since you're so awesome and hot?"

"totally!"

"could you sign the back of todays newspaper for me? you know, with todays date in big type on the front?"...

 

[jaguarr]

LOL! That would get thrown out of court, mostly likely on entrapment loopholes.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Well actually that picture would be admissible in court if they could provide proof that the picture was actually her. To me, that picture looks like every other ignorant airhead in my town. I want to hit that picture in the face...

 

[PyroChamber]

I personally don't get why this woman has fans. I mean; she's spoiled, she thinks she can get away with anything because she's rich, she does drugs, she probably thinks she's better than us "regular people", and from what's been, said she says racist things from time to time. So what is it that people like about her?

 

[hippy fascist]

I personally don't get why this woman has fans. I mean; she's spoiled, she thinks she can get away with anything because she's rich, she does drugs, she probably thinks she's better than us "regular people", and from what's been, said she says racist things from time to time. So what is it that people like about her?

they don't like her. They want to live her lifestyle basically. Practically every little girl wants to be a spoilt little princess deep down, paris is the Alpha spoilt little princess so she becomes their "role-model"

 

[PyroChamber]

they don't like her. They want to live her lifestyle basically. Practically every little girl wants to be a spoilt little princess deep down, paris is the Alpha spoilt little princess so she becomes their "role-model"

Now that's just sad.

 

[hippy fascist]

Now that's just sad.

Take a look outside your window...

now that's ****ing sad

 

[chamber-music]

they don't like her. They want to live her lifestyle basically. Practically every little girl wants to be a spoilt little princess deep down, paris is the Alpha spoilt little princess so she becomes their "role-model"

Some women forget about the whole feminism/womens rights movement and would rather spend all day shopping, lunching, partying like Hilton than you know actully WORK for a living, be independent and make something of their lives.

 

[kane9321]

Do you think it is going to be like those "women's prison" movies you see on Cinemax at 2 in the morning?

almost like "chained heat" type movie..heheheh

 

[zanos]

******s can't be sentenced to jail. The legal system is screwed up.

 

[Kyalesyin]

http://www.freeparis.org/

Prepare to vomit. If there are any counter-petitions out there, I'd happily sign one.

 

[Erzengel]

Ha, I signed that yesterday and it had more signatures on it. They must be weeding out the false names like mine.

Haywood Jablowme : Keep that ***** in jail.

 

[ck51100]

almost like "chained heat" type movie..heheheh

That's Hot.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Ha, I signed that yesterday and it had more signatures on it. They must be weeding out the false names like mine.

Haywood Jablowme : Keep that ***** in jail.

But no sign of a counter petition? Bugger.

 

[chamber-music]

I would sign a petition to give that Heir-head the death penalty. Perhaps Arnie can make her do a real life version of the movie Running Man.

 

[Darthphere]

They edited that petition, since it originally had a mention about Ford and Nixon. Conan has James Lipton read it last night.

 

[terry78]

I want to sign a petition that verifies she along with other inmates will be forming nightly daisy chains.

 

[hippy fascist]

http://freeparis.yuku.com/topic/413/t/----CHOICE---PARIS--DIE--PRISON----VOTE--.html

best.thread.ever.

 

[Manic]

http://freeparis.yuku.com/topic/413/t/----CHOICE---PARIS--DIE--PRISON----VOTE--.html

best.thread.ever.

Option D

 

[Kyalesyin]

There has gotta be some way for all of those to happen at once... have an orgy, in the dryer, in the shower rooms, during an escape attempt....

 

[hippy fascist]

I think they should stick her in a room made of mirrors. At first she'd be in heaven but without a plastic surgeon on call each passing year would bring with it more and more torment. She'd have to slowly watch as each part of her body hangs that little bit lower over time. Watch every line a crinkle form on her face as her self fixation comes back to bite her in this ass.

Life: No parole

That's what I'd do

 

[Manic]

I think they should stick her in a room made of mirrors. At first she'd be in heaven but without a plastic surgeon on call each passing year would bring with it more and more torment. She'd have to slowly watch as each part of her body hangs that little bit lower over time. Watch every line a crinkle form on her face as her self fixation comes back to bite her in this ass.

Life: No parole

That's what I'd do

The poor bimbo would crack one of the mirrors, and use the shards to carve her own flesh. It's the makings of a B horror movie.

*writes it down*