Penguins??

[heypapajinx]

i was wondering.
i myself and deathly afraid of Penguins. i feel like they are going to be the next world conquerers. surely they are up to something down there. all grouped together with their beetie eyes and chubby ankles.

but it seems that a lot of other people on SHH! have strong feelings about penguins as well.
what are YOUR feelings about these cold heartless creatures?


...or are they?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Perhaps they are plotting to overthrow Tom Cruise at Paramount. WAIT A SEC.....IT'S ALREADY BEGUN.

 

[Man-Thing]

I bet they taste good.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Probably like chicken.

 

[Man-Thing]

I was thinking dolphin, and I know for a fact that dolphin is tastey.

 

[7Hells]

I dont trust the way they move.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Dolphins are like tuna, right?

 

[Iceman]

Penguins are cute but they're not taking over the world. Don't forget that they are lazy ****s.

 

[heypapajinx]

Perhaps they are plotting to overthrow Tom Cruise at Paramount. WAIT A SEC.....IT'S ALREADY BEGUN.

Cruise.

we want the after birth and we want it now.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Kool Aid Man: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Fried Gold]

I think that penguins are a rather ineffectual species of bird, localized primarily within the colder regions of planet earth.

 

[heypapajinx]

I dont trust the way they move.

EXACTLY!!
and why the hell do they have fur when they're born but then it falls off!!?

and why the hell do they pretend they can't fly?!
we all know they can!

 

[heypapajinx]

Penguins are cute but they're not taking over the world. Don't forget that they are lazy ****s.

oh?
you've completely fallen under the mind control of the penguin.
they're not lazy... they're biding their time.

 

[Iceman]

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Yay! @ this thread

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Yay for a nutritious breakfast.

 

[The Shredder]

Penguins who raise deformed children that were orphaned by rich, narcissistic parents are usually nothing but trouble.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Danny DeVito can feel.

 

[Hades]

I would like for to one day live amongst the penguins.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

In harmony....homerun?

 

[heypapajinx]

*gives you the finger... the middle*

 

[Sloth7d]

I find it odd that penguins oddly ressemble a mcdonalds character named the grimace, exept he's purple.

 

[heypapajinx]

Yay! @ this thread

wow!?
did you just say something positive!?!
so what are your feelings on Penguins?

 

[heypapajinx]

I find it odd that penguins oddly ressemble a mcdonalds character named the grimace, exept he's purple.

OH MY GOD! THAT THING GIVES ME THE HEEBIES JEEBIES!!
almost as much as the Hamburgler.

 

[Hades]

In harmony....homerun?

Yes.
Homerun?