The Dark Knight PETA says "Batman Beats Dogs!"

[I Am The Knight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMgkNbmAXBU

OMG...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Every seems to have gotten what I would have said: Stupid reasoning, PETA is a crap organization that takes away from genuine local animal shelters, what the hell else are you going to do if big-ass dogs were trying to eat you, e.t.c.

Two things:

Yes, Batman should have given the dogs treats and loved them into submission. That would have made for a great movie. And 'Animal Man'? That CAN NOT be a real comic. Come on!

Animal Man

He actually had a pretty good comic series back around the eighties. One of Grant Morrison's first DC jobs. Highly recommend it.

PETA shouldn't talk about Bales mom and sister that way.

That isn't funny, but I kinda laughed a bit anyway.

 

[Nepenthes]

did someone say tofu? I love tofu. I know it's very feminine but i learnt to love it at university the same way I learned to love cheap red, chubby women and songs by Rhianna. You should to.

Spoiler

animal man loves tofu

 

[Halcohol]

Haha, don't forget the gravy!

 

[COMPO]

god, they were attacking him cause he's gonna attack them... if tehy wanna attack a film attack Old Yella.

 

[CaptainClown]

I would complain about PETA but that would be.....beating the dead horse...=P

 

[mattyt81]

I was wondering how long it would take for the "animal abuse" thing to be brought up

and "dogphobic"? oh please

Batman simply did what any other person would do when being attacked by vicious dogs. someone should put this PETE moron in that situation and see how they handle themself

 

[Easter Lily]

"You either die a hero... or you live long enough to see yourself beat dogs."

"Rachel, you know that day when Gotham would no longer need me to beat dogs? It's coming."

"This city, just showed you, that it is full of people who are willing to beat dogs"

"I need a new suit."
"Three buttons is a little nineties, Mr. Wayne."
"I'm not talking fashion, Mr. Fox, so much as function."
"You want to be able to beat dogs."

"Why don't we beat some dogs?"
"I don't think they'll let us."
"They should...I own the place."

Bruce Wayne: I knew the dogs wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

"You think you can just come in here, and beat our dogs?"

"Yeah..."

"So, why do they call him the Joker?"
"I heard he beats dogs."
"Beats dogs?"
"Yeah, to scare people."

Dear Bruce, I need to explain and I need to be honest and clear. I'm going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed dog-beaters we could be together. I meant it. But I'm not sure the day will come when you no longer need to beat dogs, and if it does, I will be there, but as your friend. I'm sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people. Love, now and always, Rachel

"Beat on a bad guy and people don't care because it's all part of the plan, but beat on a dog and they get all bent out of shape."

"Our organization is small. BUT! We have plenty of opportunity for beating dogs."

"You see I'm a guy of simple taste. I like dynamite... and gunpowder.... AND BEATING DOGS!"

Thanks for the laffs people! t:
As for PETA... just ignore them... such petty comments are not worth your time or mine, really.

 

[sleepwalk]

I, personally, chose not to see X-men when I saw footage of Wolverine engaged in violence against women during his fight with Mystique.

 

[Superboy-Prime]

I, personally, chose not to see X-men when I saw footage of Wolverine engaged in violence against women during his fight with Mystique.

"i mean, what happened? did your balls drop off... hmm?"

SB-P

 

[speedracer216]

dogs like that are trained to ignore "deflections" and peanut butter treats. lol. besides no animals were hurt filming.

and that shouldn't undo the tons of animal friendly comics and BTAS episodes where bruce preserves wildlife etc.

 

[speedracer216]

"Why don't we beat some dogs?"
"I don't think they'll let us."
"They should...I own the place."

"You either die a hero... or you live long enough to see yourself beat dogs."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ROTFLOL. these two are cherry.

 

[I Am The Knight]

I, personally, chose not to see X-men when I saw footage of Wolverine engaged in violence against women during his fight with Mystique.

LOL? Didn't she like, kick the crap out of him?

 

[JoeCat]

Batman Beats Dogs?!
The Dark Knight, he was punching out dogs left and right. Sure, it was self-defense, but doesn't the man with the James Bond gadgets know anything about peanut butter treats and deflecting devices?
Because of this serious misstep for what's otherwise a masterpiece,

So it was okay to pummel the people, but not the dogs.. who were the only one that were able to give him a substantial injury... and I'm sure a peanut butter treat would work well against an attack dog.

christ.

 

[Mrs.J]

sorry but if i kicked the ***** out of my fiancee i would not think twice of him kicking me back lol. I believe far is far!!!!! If ima do something to someone I dont see why I would get something back lol.

 

[bonesawmcgraw]

Let's start an organization called PETH (People for the Ethical Treatment of Humans), our first order of business will be to fire-bomb PETA offices. I believe in total human liberation.

 

[Heretic]

I did notice a weird dog theme running through this movie...

Dogs attack Bruce causing him to change his costume, then that dude is theoreticlally fed to his dogs and then they are used against batman again.

AND The Joker refers to himself as a dog, which Two Face picks up on and continues the analogy.

Obviously PETA are idiots, but I wonder why the dog theme was used so much in the movie.

 

[coleyhinson]

i was wondering how long it would take them to make a huge deal outta it

 

[Kryptonian Warrior]

PETA......PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS t:

 

[IrishFightin]

Yeah, Batman may beat dogs.


Atleast he doesnt kill over 4 thousand a year. Like PETA.

I think that C U Next Tuesday Ingrid Newkirk needs to be cut into little peices and fed to her pooches.

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

Holy crap I never thought this thread would go this far.

 

[DeeBarr]

On Peta...

"People...
You are delusional... Seriously... All this because a man dressed as a bat (How pro animals must he be?) gets in a fight with a few dogs in a film? Lets imagine for a second you are all not a bunch of middle class people with nothing else better to do...
I mean come on there are people saying they wont see the film because a dog gets killed... what about all the PEOPLE that get killed?
I have been attacked by a big german shepherd in my time and its not a pleasent experience. I have quite a lot of scars and lost some feeling in my hand because of nerve damage and I still like dogs... I wouldnt judge them all on one bad one... but do you think i was all that worried about beating that dog off me with a spade? By that stage of the fight it had already ripped off my tracksuit bottoms at the crotch too... Put yourself in a running battle with something as primal as a big angry dog and see how you react...
Moreover... Batman was trying to get to a man who was going to blow up 2 boats with about 3000 people on them... Let me think... a dog or 3000 people... A no brainer!"..

Thats my 0.02 $ t:

 

[bonesawmcgraw]

On Peta...

"People...
You are delusional... Seriously... All this because a man dressed as a bat (How pro animals must he be?) gets in a fight with a few dogs in a film? Lets imagine for a second you are all not a bunch of middle class people with nothing else better to do...
I mean come on there are people saying they wont see the film because a dog gets killed... what about all the PEOPLE that get killed?
I have been attacked by a big german shepherd in my time and its not a pleasent experience. I have quite a lot of scars and lost some feeling in my hand because of nerve damage and I still like dogs... I wouldnt judge them all on one bad one... but do you think i was all that worried about beating that dog off me with a spade? By that stage of the fight it had already ripped off my tracksuit bottoms at the crotch too... Put yourself in a running battle with something as primal as a big angry dog and see how you react...
Moreover... Batman was trying to get to a man who was going to blow up 2 boats with about 3000 people on them... Let me think... a dog or 3000 people... A no brainer!"..

Thats my 0.02 $ t:

You're talking to PETA here. They'll gladly kill a boatload of people to save a single dog.

 

[DeeBarr]

Bonesaw...

FAir point... I'm from Northern Ireland... If only people there had as much time to worry about dogs like PETA!!!! t:

 

[MercuryEnigma]

If this was real life, PETA (which its not), the CHECHEN and the JOKER would be the real criminals. Imagine the abuse they put those dogs through in order to develop such a violent, anti-social demeanor.

Moral of the STORY: love your dogs, people. lmfao

Plus batman was just defending himself.
If a violent dog attacks you and your life is in danger, you're no longer a social citizen. You are an animal in an animal kingdom with the behavior written into your DNA to survive. If you can subdue the dog, great. If not, you kill the dog. And if you care about the environment, eat it so it doesn't go to waste. Or you use it as fertilizer.