Peter Pan Re-Imagining Starring Tatum

[Project862006]

should do a film on this LOL

Born of faerie blood, Peter hunts abandoned children, runaways and the hopeless, recruiting for his Devils in Avalon and promising them a place where you never have to grow up. He conveniently fails to mention that Avalon's monsters are very real, and the Devils must practice their war games or risk being tortured to death, eaten or worse. While early chapters are promising, this gothic fantasy stumbles on its own darkness. The devilishly amusing flashbacks to Peter's origins don't make up for the heavy-handed bloodshed, rampant violence and two-dimensional characters. It's all fiendish monsters and desperate battles in this twisted, dark Neverland; the Disney Peter's mirth and good humor are nowhere to be found.

 

[Hush]

I hope this movie bombs so Tatum can just lose every chance he has left to be a star.

 

[블라스]

What the, I don't even, this is

 

[chaseter]

I can't believe Disney axed Princess movies and instead went with live action remakes with Channing Tatum as Peter Pan and Kristen Stewart as Snow White? WTF!?

 

[Majik1387]

Disney isn't doing those 2.

 

[GhostPoet]

HOOK: You cannot lead these men unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil!
PETER PAN: And where would I be leading these men?
HOOK: Never NeverLand. As Never NeverLand's favored son you will be ideally placed to strike at the heart of criminality.
PETER PAN: How?
HOOK: Never NeverLand's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the island has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of my crew. It is one we've performed for centuries. Never NeverLand... must be destroyed.

 

[dark_b]

this is better and more risky.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=344350&highlight=peter

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I sure hope they get Ellen Page to be casted.

 

[kickass]

Took forever, but hook finally got that sequel


*in all seriousness I love hook, and it's probably my favorite speilberg film, sans JP*

Looooooooooooooooooooooooove Hook! What a great film. So much love and laughter in that flick. I feel ppl overlook it, really.

 

[Timstuff]

This is getting pretty stupid. Just stop, movies!

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooove Hook! What a great film. So much love and laughter in that flick. I feel ppl overlook it, really.

Even speilberg..

 

[Doctor Jones]

That sounds pretty good, I hope they go that route before somebody else steals the idea.

But with Channing Tatum in it? There is no hope.

 

[Octoberist]

awful

 

[Doc Ock]

I like Peter Pan, I hate Channing Tatum. I have zero interest.

 

[Jackasscoley15]

But with Channing Tatum in it? There is no hope.

I was making a joke regarding the Batman plotline comment.

 

[Rowsdower!]

It would be great if they cast all the actors I hate in this movie so we could kill all of their careers in one shot.

Peter Pan: The Positively Preposterous Prequel

Peter Pan: Channing Tatum
Captain Hook: Nicolas Cage (actually I don't hate Cage; this would just be hilarious)
Wendy: Kristen Stewart
John: Seth Rogen
Michael: Jack Black
Smee: Adam Sandler
The Lost Boys: Sam Worthington, Alex Pettyfer and Martin Lawrence
Tinkle Bell: Jennifer Lopez

 

[Darkness Falls]

Channing Tatum as peter pan
is like pee wee herman as a war hero in a war epic
the idea is that out of place and misguided u almost kind of want to see it out of curiosity

 

[Rowsdower!]

Channing Tatum as peter pan
is like pee wee herman as a war hero in a war epic
the idea is that out of place and misguided u almost kind of want to see it out of curiosity

"Ya betta step up 'cuz I'm da boy who nevah grew up, b**ches."

 

[SatEL]

What's with the Tatum hate?, I have always wondered I mean did he **** somebody’s Granma, mother, aunt, and sister and then shat in all their throats? I get it if people think his untalented fair enough but that doesn’t warrant hate does it?

 

[Majik1387]

I'm fine with Tatum, he gets too much hate. This movie however, is gonna deserve the hate it's gonna get.

 

[Drizzle]

What's with the Tatum hate?, I have always wondered I mean did he **** somebody’s Granma, mother, aunt, and sister and then shat in all their throats? I get it if people think his untalented fair enough but that doesn’t warrant hate does it?

For starters, he's a piss poor actor. Second, his face is doofy looking.

 

[louiebling$]

they should be trying to get Efron not Tatum

 

[Doctor Jones]

I was making a joke regarding the Batman plotline comment.

Oh, I know. But apply that idea with Tatum and it's garbage.

His hate is deserved. Someone said it best here. The man acts like he's reading from an instruction manual.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

It is an awful idea and Tatum is terrible in almost everything I've seen him in. He's not Sam Worthington bad but he aint good either.

 

[MadVillainy]

bad idea...