Pick up lines, what are the worst you've spouted or was used to pick you up

[Tangled Web]

Here's what you do. You're sitting at a cafe reading. You see a girl,she has to be near you or it won't work, also reading. You go up to her and ask her if she can check your pulse. When she asks why, tell her that "My heart is beating fast when you're around me".

 

[AndThePickles]

Nice, so you met him at school?

What do ya'll do during holidays? Long distance relationships are a biatch.

Yes, I met him last year through our social club. Holidays haven't been THAT bad so far, we just go back and forth visiting each other every couple weeks. It sucks, but it could be worse. We're only about 2 hours apart. This summer will probably be the hardest because we both plan to work a lot more than last year.

 

[AndThePickles]

I would laugh my a** off, if you know it's an act and the guy is a total player he deserves to get squashed.


Why can't they act like we're human and not some prize to be won and displayed?

I'll give a guy a chance even if their games is see through and I'll call him on all his BS. Some guys like it,some don't.

Definitely. But then again, the best men don't need to use pick up lines, so that's another clue as well. I think it's smarter for people to just start a regular conversation with each other.

 

[user123456789]

love is a strong word.

 

[tzarinna]

Here's what you do. You're sitting at a cafe reading. You see a girl,she has to be near you or it won't work, also reading. You go up to her and ask her if she can check your pulse. When she asks why, tell her that "My heart is beating fast when you're around me".

That sounds sweet.
Have you tried that on any one?


Sometimes I think it's how folks say things too that can come off wrong and can be interpreted as malicious.

 

[Danalys]

i normally have to wait for women to initiate things. the last one pinched my bum so then i danced with her.

 

[AndThePickles]

love is a strong word.

Definitely, I hate it when people throw it around lightly. Too many people confuse having a crush with "loving" the person.

 

[tzarinna]

Definitely. But then again, the best men don't need to use pick up lines, so that's another clue as well. I think it's smarter for people to just start a regular conversation with each other.

Exactly, I can listen to someone elses interaction and deterimine if they are someone that I'll get along with.

 

[Tangled Web]

That sounds sweet.
Have you tried that on any one?


Sometimes I think it's how folks say things too that can come off wrong and can be interpreted as malicious.

No. I wanted to test it here first. I will use it one day.

 

[tzarinna]

i normally have to wait for women to initiate things. the last one pinched my bum so then i danced with her.

I'm sorry I do that when I've been drinking...


I perfer to hit on the guy myself then to be hit on

 

[Master Chief]

Here's what you do. You're sitting at a cafe reading. You see a girl,she has to be near you or it won't work, also reading. You go up to her and ask her if she can check your pulse. When she asks why, tell her that "My heart is beating fast when you're around me".

I want to see a woman's reactions to that pick-up line with two subjects.

Subject A will be Brian Peppers, subject B will be... I dunno, someone who looks like Tom Cruise.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

take off your sunglasses let me see your eyes- weird

you got a boy?- honest

jean claude van dam your fine-

 

[Tangled Web]

I want to see a woman's reactions to that pick-up line with two subjects.

Subject A will be Brian Peppers, subject B will be... I dunno, someone who looks like Tom Cruise.

Hopefully I'm more towards the ladder and not the former.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i dont have a pick upline im to intimated by women.

 

[Tangled Web]

i dont have a pick upline im to intimated by women.

Yeah, chicks are scary.

 

[passerby]

*looks women up and down*

Eh, How you doin'?

 

[Tangled Web]

When I try "how you doin'?" I always get "good." And I'm like "..... alright then."

 

[passerby]

When I try "how you doin'?" I always get "good." And I'm like "..... alright then."

You're doin' it wrong. They should laugh and then give you their number.

 

[Tangled Web]

You're doin' it wrong. They should laugh and then give you their number.

I fail at life.

 

[tzarinna]

i dont have a pick upline im to intimated by women.

If you cut us we don't bleed chocolate, we're not aliens.

You don't have any female friends?

 

[tzarinna]

*looks women up and down*

Eh, How you doin'?

Joey!!???

 

[passerby]

Joey!!???

I love you

 

[hippie_hunter]

So, you girls into Aquaman?

 

[Tangled Web]

One year aniversary of Episode III, yeah. Whose excited?

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

no

what a silly thing to celebrate.