Pick up lines, what are the worst you've spouted or was used to pick you up

[The Storm]

When drunk I used to use this "so do you have a phone?" it worked for a while.

 

[tzarinna]

When drunk I used to use this "so do you have a phone?" it worked for a while.

cute

 

[Master Chief]

"You know, I've never been with a woman before."

"What do I look like, the make-a-wish foundation?"

 

[tzarinna]

"You know, I've never been with a woman before."

"What do I look like, the make-a-wish foundation?"

Too funny

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

mmmmmmmm, what a fine, fine specimen you are.

:blocks the door, ruffles hair:

 

[Tsunulia]

One guy gave me a sad sack story once, and I only met him maybe two times in my life. It was his birthday and he didn't have a girlfriend, so out of birthday desperation he asked me out. Dude, I'm not friggin birthday party favor :