Possible Dialogue

[Riddle Me This]

This is the most awesome thread on the Hype.

 

[Riddle Me This]

(Upon first meeting Logan)

Deadpool: "Logan, huh? I pictured you being shorter..."

 

[Riddle Me This]

Double.

 

[American_Idiot]

(Upon first meeting Logan)

Deadpool: "Logan, huh? I pictured you being shorter..."

I like that.

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Deadpool: Wait a minute?... Is this supposed to take place BEFORE or AFTER the X-Men movies?

 

[protocida]

STRYKER: You're alredy an animal, Wolverine. I'm just going to give you claws.

 

[American_Idiot]

Deadpool (to Stryker): You keep packin' down those cheeseburgers and you'll look like Bryan Cox by the time you're 50.

 

[protocida]

A Little fourth wall breaking, huh? I Like that!

 

[protocida]

On Team X first meeting:

WOLVERINE: So, how did you end up in here.

DEADPOOL: My father was a ex-boxer champion that was killed by nazis, so, i went to live with my uncle and aunt. Then, i saw a men almost being hit by a car and saved him, but i was caught by a gamma ray explosion and receveid my powers, and, when my foster parents we're killed in a mafia shootout, i decided to punish the criminal underworld by becoming a secret agent of a Canadian governmental division.

WOLVERINE:

DEADPOOL: No, i'm just kidding, i just like to explode stuff. t:

 

[sabetoonth]

hahahahahaha!


grenade goes off in wolverines face embedding shrapnel
deadpool:nice face
wolverine: yours any better?
deadpool:

 

[protocida]

How about that:

DEADPOOL: Nice face.

WOLVERINE: Your's any better?

DEADPOOL: That was uncalled for.

 

[Congo Jack]

STRYKER: You're alredy an animal, Wolverine. I'm just going to give you claws.

Love it. Unfortunately it wouldn't work because they're going with the Howlett bone claws thing, but nice call-back to X2 though.

 

[TNC9852002]

Deadpool (to Stryker): You keep packin' down those cheeseburgers and you'll look like Bryan Cox by the time you're 50.

Obviously Danny isn't sporting a Southern accent in the movie. I think they could address this (if they wanted) so that at the end, his character goes to live back down South with his wife and Jason.

If.....they want to consider this piece of continuity.

-TNC

 

[protocida]

Thanks!

 

[Venomaniac]

Deadpool: Gambit, c'mon what's the matter with you, you're so angry. You need someone to settle down with. Maybe a nice southern girl with a pinch of white hair, yeah, that'd work.

 

[terry78]

Wolverine: You think those guns are gonna put any kind of dent in me?
Deadpool: See, I was thinking that, but....*whips out missle launcher and blasts Wolvie* they had this on sale over at KMart, and the girl at the counter was all, "you can use your Rewards card", so of course I was roped in.

 

[Deadpool87]

On Team X first meeting:

WOLVERINE: So, how did you end up in here.

DEADPOOL: My father was a ex-boxer champion that was killed by nazis, so, i went to live with my uncle and aunt. Then, i saw a men almost being hit by a car and saved him, but i was caught by a gamma ray explosion and receveid my powers, and, when my foster parents we're killed in a mafia shootout, i decided to punish the criminal underworld by becoming a secret agent of a Canadian governmental division.

WOLVERINE:

DEADPOOL: No, i'm just kidding, i just like to explode stuff. t:

hahahahahaha!


grenade goes off in wolverines face embedding shrapnel
deadpool:nice face
wolverine: yours any better?
deadpool:

How about that:

DEADPOOL: Nice face.

WOLVERINE: Your's any better?

DEADPOOL: That was uncalled for.

Hahaha! ROFL!! Very nice. t:

 

[Hellstormer]

Wolverine: You think those guns are gonna put any kind of dent in me?
Deadpool: See, I was thinking that, but....*whips out missle launcher and blasts Wolvie* they had this on sale over at KMart, and the girl at the counter was all, "you can use your Rewards card", so of course I was roped in.

LMAO! That's totally Deadpool.

Made me thing of Batman & Robin.

 

[Ziggyman]

Don't know the character very much...But...Thought this was funny...

Wolvie: I know who you are Deadpool...

Deadpool: Same here! I'm a dude playing a dude...With f'ing scars all over me!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Wade: So, Logan, the mutten chops, errrrrr, what the hell?

 

[Congo Jack]

"Hey snikt for brains! Didn't someone get this guy a copy of the script? Where's the reflective words of wisdom? The monosyllabic poetry dripping from snarled lips? I'll even take an Elton John lyric at this point...just gimmie something!"
Deadpool, DEADPOOL #27, Writer: Joe Kelly.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Wade: "Hey Stryker, you got any chimichanga in this place?"