Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[redmarvel]

Still can't believe you called me a ****.

And what's worse is that it's kinda accurate.

t: I wonder if I'll get the same totem you had.

 

[jaguarr]

I want one!

Abaddon, truly The Spirits have gifted you with adaptability, for your totem is the chameleon:

Your ability to blend in with any situation serves you well yet leaves you confused to your own true identity. You are an excellent climber but your wide-set, independently moving eyes tend to scare people but makes you very difficult to sneak up on. Women admire you for your prehensile tongue but not much else. You tend to move somewhat slowly but make up for it with a mercurial mind. You eat a lot of bugs. People want to keep you in a glass box.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

DorkyFresh, The Spirits have spoken. Your totem is the miniature horse:

jag

ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wolfwood]

Wolfwood, The Spirits are surprised that you do not know your totem. It should be obvious from your user title. Your totem is a wolf penis:

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You are dependable and always there. A true friend. You turn wet and pink when you are excited and tend to lose more water than you take in. You are very hairy and sometimes itchy.

jag

I kinda knew, but I was hoping for something else. Though I guess aside from the imagery, the description fits me pretty well.

 

[jaguarr]

I'll throw my name in here too

kingman, The Spirits fear for your safety as your totem is a baby sea turtle:

You have a very high probability of dying at a very young age. Your journey is highly dangerous and even when you finally make it to the water, a whole new set of dangers will be presented to you. If you can survive long enough, you will live to a ripe old age. Your way of dealing with problems is to hide from them and hope they will go away, which doesn't usually work very well. You're a gifted swimmer but incredibly slow when walking. It is not recommended that you take up marathon or sprint racing as a pastime. You can hold your breath for up to two hours underwater which could make you popular with the ladies in a hot tub setting, though you should proceed with caution as they may be attempting to make soup out of you.

jag

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That is soooo cuuuute!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

 

[Abaddon]

Abaddon, truly The Spirits have gifted you with adaptability, for your totem is the chameleon:

Your ability to blend in with any situation serves you well yet leaves you confused to your own true identity. You are an excellent climber but your wide-set, independently moving eyes tend to scare people but makes you very difficult to sneak up on. Women admire you for your prehensile tongue but not much else. You tend to move somewhat slowly but make up for it with a mercurial mind. You eat a lot of bugs. People want to keep you in a glass box.

jag

the eyes thing is especially true.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I can't wait to see what horrible fated creature or object I'm fated with. lol

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Uh - sure. I'm game.

 

[Dangerous]

So whats mine, how do I find out?
(cud not be ass4d reading through all the pages in this thread).

 

[jaguarr]

Totem me up big boy.....

Cyrusbales, The Spirits wish you to know that your totem is the groundhog:

You are wildly revered by your friends and family, but only once a year. The rest of the time they pay little to no attention to you. People who wish to hurt your feelings call you "whistlepig". Your favorite time of year is summer. You hate the winter time and will sleep through the whole season if allowed to. You dislike snakes. A LOT.

jag

 

[Cyrusbales]

Cyrusbales, The Spirits wish you to know that your totem is the groundhog:

You are wildly revered by your friends and family, but only once a year. The rest of the time they pay little to no attention to you. People who wish to hurt your feelings call you "whistlepig". Your favorite time of year is summer. You hate the winter time and will sleep through the whole season if allowed to. You dislike snakes. A LOT.

jag

damn accurate!!!!

Although I have no probs with snakes

 

[jaguarr]

what is mine

The Knight, The Spirits lament your life but enjoy you with barbecue sauce for your totem is the wild boar:

You have very large teeth and are not above trying to ram them into the flesh of an opponent. Your hair his extremely wiry and bristled and even the strongest of hair gels does little for you. Many ancient religions have revered you as a deity and then eaten you, usually slow roasted. You have an aversion to apples. Your are loyal to your friends and family but show no quarter to strangers. Your natural enemy is Taiwarriorz.

jag

 

[kingman]

kingman, The Spirits fear for your safety as your totem is a baby sea turtle:

You have a very high probability of dying at a very young age. Your journey is highly dangerous and even when you finally make it to the water, a whole new set of dangers will be presented to you. If you can survive long enough, you will live to a ripe old age. Your way of dealing with problems is to hide from them and hope they will go away, which doesn't usually work very well. You're a gifted swimmer but incredibly slow when walking. It is not recommended that you take up marathon or sprint racing as a pastime. You can hold your breath for up to two hours underwater which could make you popular with the ladies in a hot tub setting, though you should proceed with caution as they may be attempting to make soup out of you.

jag

That sounds nothing like me but thanks

 

[Dangerous]

I think my totem creature would be the spider.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, what's my totem?

Halcohol, The Spirits want to give you a biscuit for your totem is the Jack Russell Terrier:

Loyal and highly intelligent, you are adored by many. You like to be scratched behind the ears but get incredibly upset that so many people insist on calling you "Eddie" even though that's not your damn name. You are very persistent and tenacious, even going as far as to chase things into holes that you can't seem to get out of on your own. You are hyperactive by nature and make a lot of noise, which annoys some people. Your natural enemies are the flea and the tick.

jag

 

[Dangerous]

Ok Jag, can u tell me what mine is now?

...Can my Totem be John Holmes?

 

[Fran]

Ok Jag, can u tell me what mine is now?

...Can my Totem be John Holmes?

No cutsies!

 

[jaguarr]

Ok Jag, can u tell me what mine is now?

...Can my Totem be John Holmes?

I'm going through these in the order they were requested. Be patient, grasshopper (no that wasn't foreshadowing.....or was it?)

jag

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

In four predictions, I'll know mine.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd like to know mine as well.

D. Victor Lehnsherr, The Spirits want you to spend some time reconnecting with your totem, the African Dwarf Frog:

There is more than meets the eye with you. Though you look fairly normal, you have no tongue so people rarely understand what you are trying to say. You have great distance over distances but rarely can see things that are right in front of you. You have a keen sense of smell and a simple existence suits you just fine. You have little need for the more intricate trappings that some people seem to "need". Your friends adore you but rarely touch you because of your cold, clammy, slimy skin. Lack of human contact has made you very reserved with other people.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

What's mine?

marvelman418, The Spirits chuckle at your self-delusion. Though you fancy yourself a "gorilla with a gun" your totem is actually a tamarin:

You eat a lot of fruit and are prone to throwing your own feces at people you do not like. You'll also bite if you are provoked. You have a reasonably high IQ and do well with those of your own kind, though even then there is a continual struggle for ranking in the pecking order. You're good with your hands and a strong climber. In the end, you tend to worry mostly about yourself and not a lot else.

jag

 

[The Last Meatbag]

The Last Meatbag, this day should be one that makes you complete, for The Spirits have reunited you with your totem, the tiger shark:

Tiger Sharks eat meat until they can hold no more in their bellies, where it rots and digests until they then have more room to eat some more. This is why you are compelled to refer to yourself as "meatbag". You probably have lunchmeat rotting inside of you right now. You possess cold emotionless eyes and have bitten many dentists in your time. If you stop swimming you will die. You are highly misunderstood, even by those who dare to venture near you and are prone to violent outbursts for no obvious reason. Porpoises are your mortal enemies.

jag

Two badass animal names=awesome.

Kthx Jag.

 

[jaguarr]

Hey Jag, what's mine

dr venture, The Spirits hope you know that time is on your side, as your totem is the stalagmite:

Patient and plodding, you are in it for the long haul. You are always growing from your experiences and tend to stick to others of your own kind, though you are not adverse to visits from people outside your group. You are extremely well grounded and dependable. Your family and friends know they can count on you. You have built up a resistance to Chinese Water Torture and women admire you for your phallic nature.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I wanna totem. o.o

Mistress Gluon, The Spirits admire the longevity of your totem, the scorpion:

Cold, cunning and calculating, you pack a whallop when you choose to strike. Your ass is a weapon as are your claws. You are a survivor and able to overcome most adverse situations as you are as tough as they come. Though your appearance is not traditionally beautiful, many are fascinated with your looks and admire you for them. The number of people with your likeness tattooed on their bodies is astounding. You will probably have a high number of children and carry all of them on your back at the same time.

jag