Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[Prison Mike]

that baboon looks so smug. I like it.

 

[chaseter]

Sign me up.

We are in the mood for a two for one deal. So, with that said, Steven has spoken to the gods and he tells me you are a:

Aardvark

The gods believe that you share many characteristics with the Aardvark. You are a peculiar creature. As the Aardvark, you troop along, carrying on your business of eating and pooping without bothering anybody. However, like your friend the Anteater, you like to stick your nose into things but you usually don't stick it as far as he/she does. You are rarely seen but when when you are seen, people take notice and tend to remember seeing you. You are also very determined and very persistent. Evidence of this can be found in the fact that you made whoever named you make them put in two A's. Or, they were probably just drunk or high. Your enemy is the Leopard.

 

[chaseter]

that baboon looks so smug. I like it.

His eyes are judging my inadequacies

 

[Watson]

Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal

A size for everyone!

Remember to sport the avvy if you like the thread and want to support Team Smackdown!

 

[SuBe]

Steve and I have done some more peyote and drank some stolen whiskey. We have consulted the gods once again. You SuBe are:

Bald Eagle

You are the magnificent bald eagle. You don't have much hair, hence the predecessor, bald. You are clean shaven and presentable. You are a sacred messenger of many things. You have a powerful presence where ever you go and you let people know that you are there. You are patient but you are quick to defend yourself with sharp claws. You don't have a fear of flying, you have good eyesight, and you like to do things on your own. You poop a lot and it is messy and smelly...too much protein. You also probably need to cut your fingernails. Your enemy is the rattlesnake.

THAT'S what I'm talking about! F' Yeah! Bald Mother F'kn Eagle!

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm almost afraid to ask... but Totem me.


jag

 

[kane9321]

forgot me

 

[Sebastos]

Where's mine?

 

[Bruce Banner]

May I have one please? Kinda interested in what it is

 

[enterthemadness]

I've asked twice, now three times. Where the flying ****ing hell is mine?!



YOU!

Spoiler

 

[Bruce Banner]

I've asked twice, now three times. Where the flying ****ing hell is mine?!



YOU!

You know I know some techniques to manage that anger very effectively...

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

i'm in

 

[enterthemadness]

You know I know some techniques to manage that anger very effectively...

Oh, I wasn't really mad. Just annoyed I've had to ask three times now for one.

 

[chaseter]

I am doing them in order of your posts you ungrateful ****s. One more outburst and Randy kicks you out.

 

[Watson]

Swami Steve is restoring his energy by trying to score a free meal at Chipotle. He will be back soon to provide you with your totems .

EDIT: see?

 

[chaseter]

i want a totem

Ask nicely Steve and I are doing this as a public service. We will let this slide. The gods have spoken and you are a:

Coyote

You are the clever coyote. You are rugged and highly adaptable. You always appear disheveled and hungry but that is your ruse. But, you might want to get some new threads and kicks to show off for the ladies. Although some people may see you as a loner, you actually are very faithful and love company. You like caves and forts and feel at home in small places. You have sporadic bursts of energy and you are known as a trickster, you like practical jokes. Lastly, you like to howl at the moon like most drunks do. Your enemy is the Bobcat.

 

[enterthemadness]

I am doing them in order of your posts you ungrateful ****s. One more outburst and Randy kicks you out.

Who is this scary Randy?

 

[chaseter]

Totem please!

See Darkseid...this guy asked nice You surely may Speedball. May we present to you the:

Hedgehog

You Speedball are the quirky Hedgehog. You are a mostly solitary animal with a sharp coat of spines. The spiny exterior means that you have your guard up too often. You have been hurt many times and are now more defensive. But, as with all Hedgehogs that are not demon possessed, you open up out of your little protective ball and let others in after you become comfortable. You are also a night creature and you are most active in the evening hours. You also have bad eye sight but good listening skills. You may not look like much but you pack a powerful punch. Unlike your bigger cousin the Porcupine, you are more presentable and more loved. You are more also inept to play Sonic the Hedgehog because you have a sense of pride. Your enemy is the Jackal.

 

[chaseter]

Wait your turn or Steve's brother, Randy, will show you to the back of the line.

Who is this scary Randy?

That is Randy. He is the maintainer of the line. You get out of hand, he will show you the way to the back of the line.

 

[enterthemadness]

That is Randy. He is the maintainer of the line. You get out of hand, he will show you the way to the back of the line.

but Steve and Randy aren't real people?

 

[AlteredEgo]

but Steve and Randy aren't real people?

holy ****, they can hear you, you know!

 

[chaseter]

Steve and I believe in Karma so when he gets his totem, it will probably be filled with lolz.

 

[enterthemadness]

holy ****, they can hear you, you know!

Don't be silly, imaginary people can't hear me...because they are not real.

 

[knowsbleed]

Someone please take this guy's internet away... please.

 

[Speedball]

See Darkseid...this guy asked nice You surely may Speedball. May we present to you the:

Hedgehog

You Speedball are the quirky Hedgehog. You are a mostly solitary animal with a sharp coat of spines. The spiny exterior means that you have your guard up too often. You have been hurt many times and are now more defensive. But, as with all Hedgehogs that are not demon possessed, you open up out of your little protective ball and let others in after you become comfortable. You are also a night creature and you are most active in the evening hours. You also have bad eye sight but good listening skills. You may not look like much but you pack a powerful punch. Unlike your bigger cousin the Porcupine, you are more presentable and more loved. You are more also inept to play Sonic the Hedgehog because you have a sense of pride. Your enemy is the Jackal.

Everything is quite true, except for the eyesight part, I have perfect eyesight, and my hearing is bit effed up. And I have rather large muscles, but I'm quite short for a muscular guy... hmm... I think that last part you wrote can be interpreted in many ways because of this...