Pushing Buttons

[Machx72]

I can't stand girls who are drop-dead gorgeous, but claim they're fat, ugly, etc.

So whenever they say, "I'm such a fatty," I usually say, "Mmhmm."

One other thing that bothers me is compliment-seekers. I've actually heard from a girl before, "Yeah, keep the compliments coming... Come on..."

So I stopped talking. All I did was mention how nice her rack was.