Question about vodka.

[Master Chief]

You have clear semen?!?!?!

Nah, it's gooey, lol. Assuming the lighting conditions in the closet were poor I think I could see vodka in a ketchup bottle as gooey. Then I'd think, "Wow. When this guy ejaculates alcohol shoots out." Then I have this dilemma on my hands, and it'd end with me being hetero, which means I gave up organic vodka. The retail stuff is probably superior anyway.

 

[Gonking]

You must have a vagina.

WTF?????????

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Nah, it's gooey, lol. Assuming the lighting conditions in the closet were poor I think I could see vodka in a ketchup bottle as gooey. Then I'd think, "Wow. When this guy ejaculates alcohol shoots out." Then I have this dilemma on my hands, and it'd end with me being hetero, which means I gave up organic vodka. The retail stuff is probably superior anyway.

Yeah, I think I'd way prefer grain or potato vodka to wang vodka.

 

[Tangled Web]

Maybe they'll just think it's his whack off bottle.

I think the liquid inside would give them the clue that it is not.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

WTF?????????

Smirnoff and lemon = girly drink that's all.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I think the liquid inside would give them the clue that it is not.

Now you're overestimating the stupidity of parents.

 

[triplefive]

Vodka won't go bad. Opened beer and wine go bad though.

Ah, booze in the closet. Reminds me of earlier this year when I cleaned out my closet and found like four empty 40s of Bacardi and six empty mickeys of various other alcohols.

No ketchup bottles though.

 

[Gonking]

Smirnoff and lemon = girly drink that's all.

No, is not

 

[Socrates]

Surprisingly it happens. It's pretty rare. But XwolverineX has done it a few times. But it's always sandwiching my post in the gamer's chat thread. So it's not one after the other, it's one, then mine, then the one again. Awesome experience.

Funky. So you get sandwiched between one of your clones, haha.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

No, is not

There are a total of two, count them, 2 drinks with vodka in them that are not girly. One is a bloody mary. Two is a mind eraser.

 

[Gonking]

There are a total of two, count them, 2 drinks with vodka in them that are not girly. One is a bloody mary. Two is a mind eraser.

maybe in your country...

 

[guitarsingerguy]

maybe in your country...

You must live in a country consisting of nothing but women.

 

[Gonking]

You must live in a country consisting of nothing but women.

No, I live in a country were people (man or woman) drink Vodka, Whisky, Beer, Wine, Ron, Tequila or whatever...

 

[guitarsingerguy]

No, I live in a country were people (man or woman) drink Vodka, Whisky, Beer, Wine, Ron, Tequila or whatever...

Yeah, people do that here too.

 

[Gonking]

Yeah, people do that here too.

ok, then you are agree with me...

 

[guitarsingerguy]

ok, then you are agree with me...

Yes, I am agree with you.

 

[Spider-Bite]

mom looks in closet. sees bottle of ketchup.

"why is this ketchup clear? and why does it smell like hairspray?"

I know some people say it has no smell, but it clearly smells exactly like hair spray. and it tastes nasty on top of it.

I don't drink, but I'll ocassionally smoke the buds. Haven't drank in almost two years. Don't miss it at all. Used to smoke weed on an hourly, daily basis for years, but now it's just once in a while.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

you people are the biggest bunch of dumbasses i've ever seen. i seriously can't believe i post here.

i clearly said i didnt have room for a giant ****ing bottle of vodka in my suitcase (that held clothes, towels, and toiletries for an entire week). A small ketchup bottle was all we had at the end of the week after we ate/drank everything else. And it's stashed in my closet because no goes in there. ever.

i repeat. bunch of ****ing asshats.

 

[Tangled Web]

Spider-Bite, how can you say Vodka smells but marijuana doesn't? Marijuana has the worst smell ever.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

I don't drink, but I'll ocassionally smoke the buds. Haven't drank in almost two years. Don't miss it at all. Used to smoke weed on an hourly, daily basis for years, but now it's just once in a while.

want a ****ing medal?

 

[Tangled Web]

you people are the biggest bunch of dumbasses i've ever seen. i seriously can't believe i post here.

i clearly said i didnt have room for a giant ****ing bottle of vodka in my suitcase (that held clothes, towels, and toiletries for an entire week). A small ketchup bottle was all we had at the end of the week after we ate/drank everything else. And it's stashed in my closet because no goes in there. ever.

i repeat. bunch of ****ing asshats.

You calm down there, little boy.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Spider-Bite, how can you say Vodka smells but marijuana doesn't? Marijuana has the worst smell ever.

I didn't say it didn't smell. Contrary I think it does smell.......

...Very good!t:

 

[Spider-Bite]

want a ****ing medal?

why you wanna give me one? I'll take cash instead.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

You calm down there, little boy.

when people learn simple common sense, i will calm down.

 

[Tangled Web]

But yeah, Vodka does smell like hairspray. You should have put it in hairspray!!