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[SuperFerret]

SuperFerret says (5:33 PM):
hey
Johnny Blaze says (5:33 PM):
High
SuperFerret says (5:33 PM):
how's it going?
Johnny Blaze says (5:34 PM):
Not too bad
Just relaxing a bit now
How bout you?
SuperFerret says (5:34 PM):
cramming for parasitology
though taking a short break
Johnny Blaze says (5:35 PM):
Right on
Exam?
SuperFerret says (5:35 PM):
yep
practical tomorrow morning
microscopes and ****
quite literally, since most are intestinal parasites
Johnny Blaze says (5:36 PM):
Like me
SuperFerret says (5:36 PM):
perhaps
anyway
SuperFerret says (5:37 PM):
I'm going to drop the 2099 game, and after tomorrow, I'm going to try and step up in G&M
Johnny Blaze says (5:38 PM):
Right on
The 2099 game died a long time ago anyway
SuperFerret says (5:38 PM):
oh

sorry
Johnny Blaze says (5:38 PM):
Eh, it happens
No big deal
SuperFerret says (5:41 PM):
it's weird though
I just realized, Brottor's been dead for over a year now
Johnny Blaze says (5:41 PM):
*** again?
SuperFerret says (5:42 PM):
he died in my group's D&D game sometime around this time last year
Johnny Blaze says (5:42 PM):
Aw
Poor midget
SuperFerret says (5:43 PM):
he went out well
Johnny Blaze says (5:43 PM):
Raping a dragon?
SuperFerret says (5:43 PM):
no
chomped on by an undead dragon
you were close though
Johnny Blaze says (5:44 PM):
In the same ballpark
Kind og
f
SuperFerret says (5:44 PM):
yeah
Johnny Blaze says (5:44 PM):
Or next to it rather
SuperFerret says (5:44 PM):
his penis was technically in a dragon's mouth
Johnny Blaze says (5:45 PM):
So, in a way, he did go down raping a dragon
SuperFerret says (5:45 PM):
yep
SuperFerret says (5:47 PM):
what's been going on in the land of gods and men?
Johnny Blaze says (5:48 PM):
We're all about to die
Seriously
SuperFerret says (5:48 PM):
raping dragons?
Johnny Blaze says (5:48 PM):
Getting raped by dragons
SuperFerret says (5:49 PM):
ah
Johnny Blaze says (5:49 PM):
The undead army and the flight of dragons are advancing across the fields towards the goodly alliance and the heroes
That's were it's at now
SuperFerret says (5:49 PM):
cool
we have no dragons do we?
Johnny Blaze says (5:49 PM):
Nope
SuperFerret says (5:49 PM):
crapola
Johnny Blaze says (5:49 PM):
Some griffins and **** though
SuperFerret says (5:49 PM):
yeah
SuperFerret says (5:50 PM):
dragons eat griffins and ****
Johnny Blaze says (5:50 PM):
Yep
SuperFerret says (5:50 PM):
they probably have all sorts of parasites
Johnny Blaze says (5:50 PM):
And they can use the Treants as kindling to roast the griffins on
Probably
Johnny Blaze says (5:51 PM):
Big, nasty ones that love to eat dwarf flesh
SuperFerret says (5:51 PM):
well, a human tapeworm can grow to be a few meters long, so naturally a dragon's would be bigger, and likely meaner
Johnny Blaze says (5:51 PM):
And hungrier
SuperFerret says (5:51 PM):
yeah
Johnny Blaze says (5:52 PM):
Hmmm...that's not a bad idea
SuperFerret says (5:52 PM):
that'd be ****ed up
Johnny Blaze says (5:52 PM):
And hella funny
SuperFerret says (5:52 PM):
slay the dragon, only to be killed by it's tapeworms that're pissed off that you've killed their meal ticket
Johnny Blaze says (5:53 PM):
Yep
SuperFerret says (5:53 PM):
they'd naturally be able to survive outside the dragon's gastrointestinal tract
Johnny Blaze says (5:53 PM):
Party's all exhausted from finally killing the dragon off, only to be attacked by the tapeworms that come slithering out the dragon's mouth and rectum
SuperFerret says (5:53 PM):
and have claws and all sorts of nasty
SuperFerret says (5:54 PM):
definitely a memorable encounter
Johnny Blaze says (5:54 PM):
Hahahaha
If I ever DM again, I think I'll do that
SuperFerret says (5:54 PM):
hehe
SuperFerret says (5:55 PM):
"So we killed the dragon, but the worms from it's ass ate our elf."
Johnny Blaze says (5:56 PM):
Yep
It's beautiful
SuperFerret says (5:56 PM):
hahahahahaha
SuperFerret says (5:57 PM):
elves would be the intermediate host, they somehow eat the larva or ova of the worm and it develops to a certain point inside them
then the dragon eats the elves and the parasites mature
Johnny Blaze says (5:58 PM):
A vicious cycle
But it's nature's way
SuperFerret says (5:59 PM):
yep
SuperFerret says (6:00 PM):
all that's needed is a way that the dragon would shed the ova that the elves would eat
maybe it ****s in their water supply
Johnny Blaze says (6:00 PM):
Hahahahahahaha
That's gross
SuperFerret says (6:00 PM):
hehe
SuperFerret says (6:01 PM):
but it's nature's way
Johnny Blaze says (6:02 PM):
It is
Nature's a dirty ****e
SuperFerret says (6:02 PM):
but she's beautiful in her own way
SuperFerret says (6:03 PM):
that'd be a cool addition to the Monster Manual
a compendium of monstrous parasites
SuperFerret says (6:04 PM):
dragon tapeworms, griffin lice, gnome mites
elves would be crawling with them
which is why bulettes don't eat them
SuperFerret says (6:05 PM):
OR
have a druid that uses his tapeworms as his animal companion
Johnny Blaze says (6:07 PM):
That's not a bad idea
If I kept up with all the D&D updates, I'd write that little manual
SuperFerret says (6:08 PM):
yeah
I'm thinking of writing a bit of it myself
'course it'd be in 3.5
Johnny Blaze says (6:09 PM):
Yeah
If I did write anything again, It'd be in 3rd E format
Johnny Blaze says (6:10 PM):
**** the 4.0
SuperFerret says (6:10 PM):
elves having parasites WOULD explain why bulettes refuse to eat them
Johnny Blaze says (6:12 PM):
You just hate elves
SuperFerret says (6:12 PM):
there's that too
but still
Johnny Blaze says (6:12 PM):
****ing racist
SuperFerret says (6:12 PM):
they love nature
they must be crawling with all kinds of ****
SuperFerret says (6:13 PM):
damn filthy surface fairies
Johnny Blaze says (6:13 PM):
Death to the surface fairies
SuperFerret says (6:13 PM):
yep
SuperFerret says (6:14 PM):
drow would have ticks
since they're arachnids
Johnny Blaze says (6:16 PM):
Well, they like arachnids
Most do at least
SuperFerret says (6:16 PM):
yeah
I meant ticks are arachnids
mites too
Johnny Blaze says (6:16 PM):
Ah
Ok
Nasty ****ing n****r fairies
SuperFerret says (6:16 PM):
hahaha
SuperFerret says (6:17 PM):
I was thinking of chatlogging this, but so much of the good stuff would be censored
Johnny Blaze says (6:19 PM):
Yes, but most words can be easily figured out

 

[Andy C.]

Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

The Hype will censor out ***** and ****, but not ******? What the hell?!

 

[wiegeabo]

Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

The Hype will censor out ***** and ****, but not ******? What the hell?!

"Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni-?"

 

[Andy C.]

Andrew says:
you need to do an arc where Joker actually drives Batman crazy
if only so you can use this picture
http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batemanbloody.jpg
Master Bruce says:
Pfft.
He won't need the Joker to be driven to do that.
Andrew says:
the worst part is, I'm not even picturing that as someone else's blood
Master Bruce says:
"Bizarro... Alfred? Bizarro ALFRED?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*hacks everything he sees*
Andrew says:
like, he just jammed his entire hand into the blender
Master Bruce says:
The Bat-Blender
Andrew says:
and is just soooo happy about it!
Master Bruce says:
He makes victory smoothies between cases
Andrew says:
while Ode to Joy swells in the background
honestly, that is one hell of an image
"Good job taking down Mr. Freeze, now how shall we celebrate?"
*plugs in the blender*
"Music, please!"
then it goes into Zack-Snyder slow-motion as chunks of fingers go flying across the Batcave, to the strains of the glorious Ninth
....I should probably see a therapist.
Master Bruce says:
Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad idea
But think of the cleanup, afterward.
Robin, mumbling to himself as he sweeps up bits of fingers
Andrew says:
"how do his hands keep growing back?"
"Prep-time."
Master Bruce says:
He'd have an Ipod in his ear, listening to "I feel pretty, Oh so pretty".
"Selina, I'd like to see you for an impromptu smoothie break..."
http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/patrickbateman.jpg
Andrew says:
oh, man
Master Bruce says:
He'd be chopping up the strawberries
I swear
Andrew says:
and by "the strawberries," we mean his own nipples
Master Bruce says:
It'd be the Ultimate version of the plot to 'Batman & Robin'
Andrew says:
"Mmmmm.....good smoothie...."
http://www.thefreeradical.ca/images/American_Psycho_with_text_copy.jpg
"Good meeting, Lucius, we really made some great ground on that merger. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
http://littlejunkies.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/americanpsycho.jpg
he comes back five minutes later, missing his right leg from the knee down
Master Bruce says:
Imagine him hopping on one foot to The Batmobile.
Andrew says:
to get his Bat-peg-leg
Master Bruce says:
Oh, god.
And the next time he mutilates himself, it's his eye.
So he dons an eyepatch.
Pirate Batman!
Andrew says:
The D'ARRRRRRRRRR'k Knight!
Master Bruce says:
Dick would be fired in lieu of a parrot
Andrew says:
oddly enough, though, he'd still keep all the same equipment. Same Batmobile, same Bat-Pod, same Bat-Wing, same Bat Signal
but then he'd jump out with a cutlass and old-timey pistola
"Avast, ye scurvy dogs of Gotham! I be the Bat-man, an' you'd best be changin' yer ways or I'll keel-haul ye!"

 

[Byrd Man]

"Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni-?"

"The sherrif is a ni-"

BONG!!!

"What'd he say?"

"The sherrif is near."

"No, I said the sherrif is a ni-"

BONG!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

Andrew says:
you need to do an arc where Joker actually drives Batman crazy
if only so you can use this picture
http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batemanbloody.jpg
Master Bruce says:
Pfft.
He won't need the Joker to be driven to do that.
Andrew says:
the worst part is, I'm not even picturing that as someone else's blood
Master Bruce says:
"Bizarro... Alfred? Bizarro ALFRED?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*hacks everything he sees*
Andrew says:
like, he just jammed his entire hand into the blender
Master Bruce says:
The Bat-Blender
Andrew says:
and is just soooo happy about it!
Master Bruce says:
He makes victory smoothies between cases
Andrew says:
while Ode to Joy swells in the background
honestly, that is one hell of an image
"Good job taking down Mr. Freeze, now how shall we celebrate?"
*plugs in the blender*
"Music, please!"
then it goes into Zack-Snyder slow-motion as chunks of fingers go flying across the Batcave, to the strains of the glorious Ninth
....I should probably see a therapist.
Master Bruce says:
Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad idea
But think of the cleanup, afterward.
Robin, mumbling to himself as he sweeps up bits of fingers
Andrew says:
"how do his hands keep growing back?"
"Prep-time."
Master Bruce says:
He'd have an Ipod in his ear, listening to "I feel pretty, Oh so pretty".
"Selina, I'd like to see you for an impromptu smoothie break..."
http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/patrickbateman.jpg
Andrew says:
oh, man
Master Bruce says:
He'd be chopping up the strawberries
I swear
Andrew says:
and by "the strawberries," we mean his own nipples
Master Bruce says:
It'd be the Ultimate version of the plot to 'Batman & Robin'
Andrew says:
"Mmmmm.....good smoothie...."
http://www.thefreeradical.ca/images/American_Psycho_with_text_copy.jpg
"Good meeting, Lucius, we really made some great ground on that merger. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
http://littlejunkies.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/americanpsycho.jpg
he comes back five minutes later, missing his right leg from the knee down
Master Bruce says:
Imagine him hopping on one foot to The Batmobile.
Andrew says:
to get his Bat-peg-leg
Master Bruce says:
Oh, god.
And the next time he mutilates himself, it's his eye.
So he dons an eyepatch.
Pirate Batman!
Andrew says:
The D'ARRRRRRRRRR'k Knight!
Master Bruce says:
Dick would be fired in lieu of a parrot
Andrew says:
oddly enough, though, he'd still keep all the same equipment. Same Batmobile, same Bat-Pod, same Bat-Wing, same Bat Signal
but then he'd jump out with a cutlass and old-timey pistola
"Avast, ye scurvy dogs of Gotham! I be the Bat-man, an' you'd best be changin' yer ways or I'll keel-haul ye!"

You guys both orgasmed to that, didn't you.

 

[wiegeabo]

"The sherrif is a ni-"

BONG!!!

"What'd he say?"

"The sherrif is near."

"No, I said the sherrif is a ni-"

BONG!!!

"Sir, he specifically requested two 'n*****s'. Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. "

 

[Andy C.]

You guys both orgasmed to that, didn't you.

I did, but MB didn't have a goat handy.

 

[Andy C.]

Our previous conversation continues, much to the world's misfortune.



Master Bruce says:
And yes, the New Krypton thing sucks aswell
Andrew says:
the only good part of it is that General Zod is back as a mainstay villain
Master Bruce says:
He's not even really a villain anymore. He's Clark's pimp.
Clark gets out of line, he puts five across the eye. "Ho, you work freebie! Ya dig?"
Andrew says:
seriously, unless this ends with Clark just slamming his fist right through Zod, Luthor, and Brainiac's skulls all at once like a shiskebab, all while in the midst of a three-way with Lois and Wonder Woman, I'm going to be very, very disappointed
Master Bruce says:
See, I can see the latter happening
Andrew says:
although, in a perfect world, that's how EVERY Superman comic ending
would end*
Master Bruce says:
Johnathan Kent dies?
Three villains get a fist through their skull, threeway
Toyman's terrorizing Metropolis?
Andrew says:
nah, for that one, he'd have to call in Lana and Maxima too
Master Bruce says:
Three villains get a fist through their skull, threeway
Isn't Lana dead, now?
Andrew says:
not sure
Master Bruce says:
Or some such ****
I don't know. I haven't kept up with Superman since this crap began
Andrew says:
I remember she took over LexCorp for a while for some stupid reason
same here, to be honest
I loved Johns' run on Action up until they decided "hey, let's tie ALL the Superman comics together!"
the never, EVER works
it just makes the whole thing a big convoluted mess that you have to keep goddamn flow charts and stuff to make any sense out of
and instead of having everyone buy all three of four comics, nobody buys any of them
seriously, who the **** cares about Action Comics now that it's Mon-El?
but like I said, there's a way to fix this and make everything better
shishkebab skull-punch, Supes gets a threesome
Master Bruce says:
They might aswell give Mon-El the Super-suit and have him start making out with Lois
He's doing all the work on Earth, Clark's off on another planet, Supergirl's... doing something irrelevant I'm sure, Steel's a chick now.
Superboy's got the best stories going on right now. Superboy, for godsakes!
Andrew says:
actually, now that I'm thinking about it, tagging Lois and Wonder Woman at the same time would be an extraordinarily bad idea
what if he ends up not remembering to, ermmm....switch speeds, and accidentally tears Lois in half?
ah-ha!
Master Bruce says:
Or he does switch speeds, but Diana is forceful on him, tearing HIM in half.
Andrew says:
THAT's what Bruce was smiling so much about in that first picture!
Master Bruce says:
YES!
He was standing behind them with a videocamera, hoping for the chance for a smoothie interlude.
Andrew says:
looks like he got one
Master Bruce says:
Then, boom. Lois is decimated.
Andrew says:
cue the Beethoven
Master Bruce says:
The sad thing is, I just looked up Ode to Joy on Youtube
Andrew says:
listening to it on my iTunes
Master Bruce says:
Just so it could play as I imagined that
We're just... we're just not very healthy guys, are we?
Andrew says:
not at all

 

[Saved]

How did they ruin New Krypton? How? HOW?

 

[wiegeabo]

I don't know. I don't think the Superman comics have been that bad. Different, certainly.

Kara's mother was pissing me off for a while there, but she was supposed to. And now that they've started showing more as to why, she's becoming a more sympathetic character.

And Clark going to Krypton makes sense because he wanted to make sure Krypton and Earth don't go to war. He could only do that on Krypton (conveniently giving him a chance to live with his people and keep an eye on Kara).

 

[SuperFerret]

Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

The Hype will censor out ***** and ****, but not ******? What the hell?!

Edited.

Just for posterity, JB is the one that said it. SuperFerret loves the black people.

 

[Batman]

I don't know. I don't think the Superman comics have been that bad. Different, certainly.

Kara's mother was pissing me off for a while there, but she was supposed to. And now that they've started showing more as to why, she's becoming a more sympathetic character.

And Clark going to Krypton makes sense because he wanted to make sure Krypton and Earth don't go to war. He could only do that on Krypton (conveniently giving him a chance to live with his people and keep an eye on Kara).

Well, truth be told, I have no real excuse. I haven't read any of it beyond a few early issues. I was mostly speaking of the premise.

 

[Saved]

Actually, from what I've heard so far and what was said here, I STILL like the New Krypton idea. I just don't want to read it and discover they failed to execute the idea correctly.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

The Hype will censor out ***** and ****, but not ******? What the hell?!

Yeah, I was wondering that as well. Maybe the powers that be at the Hype are card carrying klan members?

 

[wiegeabo]

Yeah, I was wondering that as well. Maybe the powers that be at the Hype are card carrying klan members?

"I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. ********! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context. That makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word "******." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "******" in and of itself. It's the racist ******* who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryer or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know they're not racist. Their ******s! Context. Context. We don't mind their context because we know they're black. Hey, I know I'm whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, honkey, mother-****er myself. Don't bother my ass. They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth, like the fact that there's a bigot and a racist in every living room on every street corner in this country."
- George Carlin

 

[SuperFerret]

Wow, a paragraph from Carlin with only two words censored.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I miss George.

 

[wiegeabo]

Who's going to lead the fight against censorship now?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker

 

[wiegeabo]

But who's gonna talk about ****, piss, ****, ****, *****ucker, mother****er, and ****?

 

[SuperFerret]

That's sad.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

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[Johnny Blaze]

And some more George!

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[wiegeabo]

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