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[wiegeabo]

And some more George!

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These make me happy.


...and then sad.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I does indeed. With Carlin's passing, the Holy Trinity of Comedy is dead. There's a lot of great comics out there, but I don't see them touching the iconic status that Pryor, Carlin, and Bruce had.

 

[SuperFerret]

He got better as he got older. Mostly because his comedy was always the ranting of a bitter old man and it took him some time to grow into the role.

 

[wiegeabo]

He fell off a bit in a couple of his later HBO specials. Not the last one. But the two or three before were more complaining and warning people rather than funny. Whereas usually it's the reverse.

But Carlin on a bad day was still better than 99.999% of other comedians on any day.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Johnny Blaze says:
Sweet
I...I love you
Serge says:
let's not get into that again. in the end i just end up hurt.
Johnny Blaze says:
As long as you have an inflatable tube to sit on when it's over, it shouldn't hurt that bad
Serge says:
it's not that. that i know how to deal with. its the pain i feel inside when u get up and leave. i dont think ive ever seen someone put on their clothes so fast.
Johnny Blaze says:
I told you, I had to go to work
Jesus titty-****ing Christ, get off my back!
Serge says:
by work you mean....SF! *runs away*
Johnny Blaze says:
No
Of course not
Hey, relax, guy
Who's my big teddy bear?
Serge says:
...i am

 

[Andy C.]

Byrd and I discuss the possibilities of Spider-Man 4, which then turns into a sick double-burn.

matthew says: I would like Spider-Man 4 with a new director and cast, but what's so bad about having it set in the "Raimiverse"?
Andrew says: yeah. I mean, yeah, the third one sucked, but it's not like you can't keep going. All the characters who made it suck are dead anyway
matthew says:Including the screenwriters?
Andrew says:I'm still working on that
matthew says:*rimshot*
Andrew says:my vengeance will be swift, ruthless, and done for all the world to see. I'll dine in a forest of stakes, each topped with the still-living bodies of a bad Hollywood-comic-movie screenwriter, and sip my drink as I listen to the music of their dying moans
matthew says:Andy The Impaler.
Andrew says:that's what your mom calls me
matthew says:My mom died two weeks ago.
Andrew says:....oh ****
matthew says:Which I guess makes it that much easier for you to do your business!
Andrew says:....i ****ing hate you
matthew says:My mission is complete.Byrd Man, AWAY!

 

[SuperFerret]

Oh that Byrd Man!

 

[wiegeabo]

Oh that Byrd Man!

*cue theme music*

 

[Andy C.]

Unrelated, but I'm not sure where else to post it.

Y'all should really count yourselves extremely lucky that I never got to play Batman in Ultimate DC. Because this is exactly what I would do in my first (and last and only) post:

Spoiler

 

[wiegeabo]

Now that's realism.

 

[Andy C.]

matthew says:
It's my fault. I've grown complacent, too tired to strike fear into the hearts of newbies
Andrew says:
heh
smite this puny mortal for his hubris!
matthew says:
I suppose I've gown soft. I used to pride myself on being the Drill Sergeant of the RPGs.
Like a less likeable Kilowog
Andrew says:
UN-likeable, you mean
matthew says:
Tomatoe, Tomaatoe.
Andrew says:
neither of those are the correct spelling of the word
you just Dan Quayle'd that ****
matthew says:
...........
**** you. Did I spell that right?
Andrew says:
No, you didn't spell "Andy's better than me in every way" right at all.
matthew says:
Yeah, I did. It's spelled "*******- space-Y-O-U".
Andrew says:
I suppose if it's meant in the concessional sense, then yes, such a crude colloquialism could infer the same meaning
matthew says:
........I will be back. I need to look up one of those words you just used.
Andrew says:
Just so you know, the book opens on the right-hand sign, so you can at least look like you're doing it right when you pretend to read it
right-hand side*
matthew says:
Okay I found out what that word was.
I thought "Meant" was what you used when your breath was bad.

 

[Venom160]

synmerc: Dude, if I made out with a female clone of my male friends I wouldn't care so long as the clone was hot
synmerc: if it was ugly. then this whole conversation would be pointless
Mortal 120: lol well when you put it that way.....
synmerc: its like making out with your buds sister
synmerc: they share dna...not a penis
Mortal 120: rofl

 

[SuperFerret]

Kids these days.

 

[Byrd Man]

And I thought I had some strange sexual theories. Well done, Syn...well done.

 

[Saved]

 

[Optikal]

on me giving QUESTION feedback:
yeah i agree with Op, its some of the best ive read in my short time on the RPG forums Andy, i really do love your doms posts, its like Doom Begins! whats next? the doom knight?
*headplosion*

Andrew says:
nice

who the hell is doms?

John / Op says:
LOL

Andrew says:
I think I went to college with a guy whose frat-name was doms

John / Op says:
Doom from Earth-2?

Andrew says:
"Aw ****, hide the keg! Doms is here!"

John / Op says:
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN BY THAT BLASTED REED-BOMB!

Andrew says:
"Man, you shoulda been there last night! Doms and the Toad got soooo wasted, ****ers jumped off the roof of my dad's lake house. We thought one of them like died."

"Then wouldn't you know it, ****in Doms comes up outta the lake bare-ass naked, and started chasing Tiffany and Kelly around."

John / Op says:
lmao! Holy ****! new RPG idea!

Marvel/DC: THe College Years!

Andrew says:
awesome

"Dude, check it out: Reed just sold ****in' Doms there a dime-bag of weed? But it's just oregano!"

"Aww, *****, ****in'.....RRRIIIICCCHHHHAAAARRRRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!"

John / Op says:
....man, you should see what happens to Banner when he tokes the green!

Andrew says:
I just can't get over freakin' Doms, man

it just...it works so beautifully

drunk frat-boy Doom, popped-collar polo shirt, still wearing the green cape and metal mask

 

[Andy C.]

I so wanna party with the Doms, man. That ****er's crazy.

 

[The Question]

Toad: Wait a minute...

Doom: What?

Toad: This is oregano.

Doom: What? How do you know?

Toad: I'm in culinary school.

Doom: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!



Also, I find the fact that people have conversations about conversations I have while having them very amusing.

 

[Green Lantern]

Batman says: (11:23:14 PM)
I didn't anticipate we'd have an active Dick when I planned this, so *******
Rob says: (11:23:36 PM)
You WISH you had an active dick
Batman says: (11:23:41 PM)
...
Batman says: (11:23:45 PM)
....................
Batman says: (11:23:53 PM)
That may have been the most clever thing you've ever said,.

 

[Saved]

I'm just surprised Ultimate Dick is going somewhere.

 

[Batman]

Going in somewhere, you mean.

 

[Green Lantern]

Bruce's cave

 

[Saved]

And so begins the innuendo.

 

[Andy C.]

The real question is if he still changes clothes when sliding up and down the Bat-Pole.

 

[wiegeabo]

He at least drops his pants...