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Discussion in 'Approval & General RPG Discussion' started by Keyser Soze, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    Great scott! This is what you've been up to in my absence?
     
  2. sabetoonth Where You Get Those Eyes?

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    do we have anything better to do?
     
  3. Batman Dramatic Example

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    My illiteracy in sports knows no bounds.

    Byrd Man says:
    Cool. I just watch the Braves **** up a 2-1 lead in the 9th inning.
    Master Bruce says:
    I wish I was more into football.
    Byrd Man says:
    .....
    Yeah

    Master Bruce says:
    Seriously, the last game I watched was this year's Superbowl
    Byrd Man says:
    I'm talking about baseball
    Master Bruce says:
    .......
    Well, that's just... embarrassing.

    Byrd Man says:
    Very much so.
     
  4. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    All you had to say was that you were starting a conversation on the topic of football
     
  5. Batman Dramatic Example

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    I would have given myself away all too easily.

    "So, the Seahawks did well in the last season."
    "...."
    "You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?"
    "S..sure I do. They're the ones with the, uh... with the indian?"
    ":dry:"
     
  6. Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Honestly thought he was ****ing with me when he said the football comment. Guess not.
     
  7. Saved SynTheMerc

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    How do you not know baseball!?! :doh::wall::argh::cmad: :dry: :csad::waa:
     
  8. NiteMare Shape Livin' like a Sheen

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    NMS says:
    your hunter/killer link scared the hell outta me...
    John says:
    I read the article with the computer reading the Internet. that scares the hell outta me
    NMS says:
    yeah I know
    and then the Japanese are developing a computer that works like a human brain....
    Skynet is online.....
    John says:
    and here I was just hoarding for the zombie apocalypse
    NMS says:
    yeah....that's it....the autonomous computers are going to reanimate the dead.....
    then attack us with robots and zombies
    and maybe even robot zombies
    and we're gonna be screwed
    John says:
    unless we make the zombies our weapon against the machines
    John says:
    everytime they kill one of us, we come back to keep fighting

    NMS says:
    But yeah...we're completely borked
     
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  9. NiteMare Shape Livin' like a Sheen

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    double post
     
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  10. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    lol. I crack me up. :D
     
  11. Saved SynTheMerc

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    They also tought robots/machines to lie. Tell me how this has any benefit. :confused:
     
  12. NiteMare Shape Livin' like a Sheen

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    I don't see any...unless they are teaching robots/machines to be politicians or wives....

    (sorry bout that...I'm feeling alittle jaded these days)
     
  13. Saved SynTheMerc

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    I'm just imagining a bunch of HKs from Kotor running around, now. ... Alright, now I'm really paranoid...
     
  14. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you...
     
  15. Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Soze and I in a discussion of Facebook.

    Keyser Soze says:
    I use it more for posting links to interesting stuff I find

    Byrd Man says:
    I'll give the internet that much. It has some interesting ****.

    Byrd Man says:
    The 90 percent that's not porn

    Keyser Soze says:
    lol

    Byrd Man says:
    Or, 10 percent I should say

    Keyser Soze says:
    lol

    Keyser Soze says:
    some shocking things too

    Keyser Soze says:
    I watched Saddam Hussein's execution on Youtube, and thought "This is terrible!" I only gave it 2 stars. Seeing a man be executed made me think, "is there anything on the internet that I won't *********e to?"
     
  16. Catman_prb Sad Clown

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    The great and twisted words of Mr Frankie Boyle.
     
  17. Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    Scot says (3:14 AM):
    It just occurred to me that I have a surprisingly large number of pictures of Bane with firearms, when he has such a reputation as only being a hand-to-hand guy
    Sorry, I just found that kind of odd as I'm going through my photobucket account...

    Master Bruce says (3:15 AM):
    That's always been odd to me, too
    It's like you could hear the editorial at DC Comics going
    "You know what this guy, the man we've built up as being an unstoppable killing machine that can break people with his bare hands needs? Bullets!!!"

    Scot says (3:17 AM):
    Don't forget the grenades!
    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/Spike_x1/UDC RPG/Bane18.jpg

    Master Bruce says (3:17 AM):
    Jesus!
    I know he uses the roids, but you'd think if he were that big, his testicles are pretty much non-existant at this point.

    Scot says (3:28 AM):
    Meh, he quit the roids way back in 1995, although you wouldn't know that if you asked half the people at DC, and looked at every single version of him outside the comics. Some artists apparently didn't get the message either: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/13925/297053-23337-bane_super.jpg
    He's supposed to be completely non-superhuman in that picture

    Master Bruce says (3:29 AM):
    I don't know what freaks me out more
    His size, or all of the wrinkles in Batman's massive cape
    What the hell does he pay Alfred for?

    Scot says (3:31 AM):
    That really was my least favorite artist on the No Man's Land story, although he (or she? I can't remember) did provide some good shots of Bane murdering tons of dudes with guns and grenades, so it balances out for me.
    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/Spike_x1/UDC RPG/Bane15.jpg

    Master Bruce says (3:33 AM):
    See, that's a decent sized Bane.
    Tall as all hell, but certainly not the Hulking behemoth he was.
    And yes, that pun was totally intentional. Bruce Banner needed gamma rays to look like Bane did.

    Scot says (3:35 AM):
    Same artist as before, just really inconsistent. He also couldn't seem to decide whether Bane's mask covered his ears or not.

    Master Bruce says (3:35 AM):
    Inconsistency and Bane are like Batman and Robin - Totally inseperable.
    Except when The Joker has a crowbar.

    Scot says (3:36 AM):
    and homoerotic

    Master Bruce says (3:36 AM):
    Well, there's still the mystery about the amazing chesthair

    Scot says (3:45 AM):
    BAM!
    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/Spike_x1/UDC RPG/Bane25.jpg
    sexy, manly body hair!

    Master Bruce says (3:45 AM):
    God bless Secret Six

    Scot says (3:45 AM):
    Oh s**t, where'd it all go?!
    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/Spike_x1/UDC RPG/Bane37.jpg

    Master Bruce says (3:46 AM):
    Bane has the power to SHAVE HIMSELF
    INSTANTANEOUSLY!
     
  18. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    He just sucks the hair back into his body so his enemies can't use it against him.
     
  19. Saved SynTheMerc

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    Deja vu?
     
  20. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Just goes to show you - not every relationship is perfect.

    Byrd Man says
    It's 10 at night. POST!

    Master Bruce says
    What is with you and these time limits?

    Byrd Man says
    I just don't like staying up until 4 in the morning waiting on you!

    Master Bruce says
    Then don't wait!
    No one's got a gun to your head


    Byrd Man says
    But then we can't move along at the same pace! :csad:

    Master Bruce says
    The pace of you wanting a post the exact second after your's...
    Alright, I'll get one up.


    Byrd Man says
    Eh, don't worry yourself.
    I don't feel like posting now!


    Master Bruce says
    Well fine! Be that way! :cmad:
    *SLAM*


    Byrd Man says
    F*** YOU!

    Master Bruce says
    :csad:
    My mother was right about you!

    Byrd Man says
    Then go live what that ****e! You look more and more like her with every passing day!

    Master Bruce says
    That's no excuse for making me do everything in bed!

    Byrd Man says
    Then go be with your other man, you ****!

    Master Bruce says
    At least he remembers my birthday! :csad:
     
  21. Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Dammit, what did I say about running your mouth to our friends?!
     
  22. Andy C. Repent, Harlequin!

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    Andrew says:
    MB said he was thinking about coming back to ASM
    Eddie Brock says:
    ...MB says a lot of things.
    Andrew says:
    MB used to say he loves me
    now he just throws cab fare at me
    which is odd, since we usually do it at my place
    Eddie Brock says:
    Oh my God! Me too!
    Andrew says:
    I think he does it just to make a statement
    Eddie Brock says:
    I didn't want to say anything for fear of rocking the boat, but...
    It's kinda weird.
    He eats all my Cheetos
    .
    Andrew says:
    THAT explains why he leaves greasy orange handprints on my sheets
    Eddie Brock says:
    And your cheeks. :awesome:
    Andrew says:
    well, of course
     
  23. Saved SynTheMerc

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    We need more women posters in the basement...
     
  24. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Bah! Women.

    Nothing but trouble, you ask me. :cmad:
     
  25. Saved SynTheMerc

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    "I'll keep that in mind, Batman."

    :o
     

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