Random Chat Logs

[Batman]

Master Bruce says
Is it sad that my first thought was, "Damn. That was... sorta hot..."

Syn says
... hahaha
naw but babs has it for bats pretty hard unfortunately

Master Bruce says
Has it?
She has a crush... or she's out to kill him?
Or... both?

Syn says
...
Depends on how I feel I guess


Master Bruce says

I better stay away one week out of the month...

 

[trustyside-kick]

Master Bruce: Well, how's this for entertaining.
Master Bruce: I've started getting into the Aquaman lore a bit, and...
Master Bruce: I think I'm a fan.


HAH! TYPED INTO THE INTERWEB, SIGNED IN BLOOD, CARVED INTO DIAMOND.

HE FINALLY CRACKED!!

 

[Batman]

I feel so dirty.

So very, very dirty.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Psh, you've done worse.

Why do you think I refuse to ever shake your hand? Yea, I've seen what you do with that hand.

 

[wiegeabo]

And why were you watching him do that?

 

[trustyside-kick]

And why were you watching him do that?

I--he...

...I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO THIS!

 

[trustyside-kick]

trustyside-kick: Do not know if it would interest you, but just updating you on this because it wasn't part of the G&M template I'm partially using for my new game: Fairies will now be a playable race.

Byrd Man: Trying to say something?

trustyside-kick: that i think u will look adorable with pixie-like wings?

Byrd Man: Awww, shucks.

 

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[Eddie Brock]

[03:40] Master Bruce: Yeah, that's true.
[03:40] Master Bruce: It was more about Will's journey from being a girly man to being a pirate.
[03:40] Eddie Brock: And trying to convince the world Orlando Bloom isn't gay.
[03:40] Master Bruce: All the while getting him into shenannigans with Johnny Depp.
[03:41] Master Bruce: Who I could honestly see as the world's most convincing bisexual.
[03:41] Eddie Brock: He's borderline trisexual.
[03:42] Eddie Brock: Which I guess would be a bisexual man pretending to be straight.
[03:42] Eddie Brock: I don't know the logistics.
[03:42] Master Bruce: I figured it was just a man who really, really liked riding the tricycle.

 

[SuperFerret]

SuperFerret says:
so I'm approved?
Byrd says:
Did you not see what Busey said?!
SuperFerret says:
I did
but I've seen Predator 2
I know not to trust him
Byrd says:
So says Busey, so say we all
SuperFerret says:
I just don't want him to bite me
Byrd says:
Now that's what you mean when you talk about mutated rabies
SuperFerret says:
yes
Krypto has the Busey
btw, I'm reposting this in the thread for posterity

 

[Shlee]

Oh chat logs, how I missed thee. And I may be three months late to the party, but at least there's another girl again?

 

[Andy C.]

Andrew says:
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2011/01/013011_raging_judge_1.jpg
I really want UDC Question to have one of these
a six-shot handheld revolver that fires 28-gauge shotgun shells
Byrd says:
Goddamn.....it's beautiful
Andrew says:
even its name is awesome
The Raging Judge
Byrd says:
If it's possible to cry, ***, and piss at the same time, then I just did

 

[wiegeabo]

And the eternal debate rages on

[20:21] wiegeabo: Kirk is much more fun
[20:21] GL: Picard is better
[20:22] wiegeabo: Kirk is so much fun that they had to put a Kirk-Lite on TNG. And give him a beard.
[20:24] GL: You
[20:24] GL: Take
[20:24] GL: That
[20:24] GL: Back
[20:24] GL:
[20:25] GL: William Riker is your pitiful god, you manchild
[20:26] wiegeabo: I love me some Riker. But he's pretty much the TNG version of Kirk
[20:27] GL: He's better developed than kirk
[20:27] wiegeabo: that happens when you get seven years
[20:28] GL: Kirk had 3 more movies
[20:29] wiegeabo: and in one of them, he met God, and wasn't impressed
[20:31] GL:
[20:31] wiegeabo: and that was in the bad movie!
[20:32] GL:
[20:32] GL: He had four bad movies

[20:33] wiegeabo: he had 2. and a quarter
[20:33] GL: 1, 3, 5 and Generations
[20:35] wiegeabo: 3 was not a bad movie
[20:35] wiegeabo: and he wasn't much in Generations
[20:36] GL: He was a big part of Generations and three was a let down
[20:37] wiegeabo: no, ten was a let down. and he was maybe in a quarter of Generations. not even that much
[20:37] GL:
[20:38] wiegeabo: that's still at least 3 good Kirk movies to 1 good TNG
[20:38] GL:

 

[SuperFerret]

Kirk is more fun than Picard. Picard is far sexier.

 

[wiegeabo]

Of course, that discussion leaves out the sheer awesomeness that is Sisko.

 

[SuperFerret]

Sisko was on the crappy show.

 

[Spike_x1]

From the perilous depths of Facebook...

Spike: Roll Fizzlebeef sure knows how murderize dudes.

Ferret: Gristle McThornbody!

Spike: Big McLargeHuge!

Ferret: Blast Hardcheese!

Spike: Butch Deadlift!

Ferret: Bob Johnson!

Spike: Thick McRunFast!

Ferret: Punt Speedchunk!

Spike: Splint Chesthair!

Ferret: Trunk Slamchest!

Spike: Rip Steakface!

Ferret: Slab Squatthrust!

Spike: Flint Ironstag!

Ferret: Beat Punchbeef!

Spike: Dirk Hardpeck!

Ferret: Smash Lampjaw!

Spike: Punch Rockgroin!

Ferret: Stump Beefgnaw!

Spike: Bolt Vanderhuge!

Ferret: Buff Drinklots!

Spike: Brick Hardmeat!

Ferret: Buck Plankchest!

Spike: Crud Bonemeal!

Ferret: Punch Sideiron!

Spike: Slake Fistcrunch!

Ferret: Crunch Buttsteak!

Spike: Buff Hardback!

Ferret: Touch Rustrod!

Spike: Slab Bulkhead!

Ferret: Lump Beefrock!

Spike: Fist Rockbone!

Ferret: Smoke Manmuscle!

Spike: Bold Bigflank!

Ferret: Slate Slabrock!

Spike: Fridge Largemeat!

Ferret: Rip Sidecheek!

Spike: Reef Blastbody!

Ferret: Pack Blowfist!

Spike: Stump Chunkman!

Ferret: I think we got all of them.

Spike: Blast Thickneck!

Ferret: You have bested me sir.

 

[Andy C.]

Ah, the greatness that is Space Mutiny. Lookalikes of Sting and Santa Claus, and overused stock footage from Battlestar Galactica. How can you go wrong?

 

[Batman]

We put all of our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

 

[wiegeabo]

[15:05] wiegeabo: http://i55.tinypic.com/apdvdc.jpg
[15:05] Keyser: hahaha, nice!
[15:05] Keyser: I should create something similar for my victims
[15:06] wiegeabo: Do you know how long that would take to download?!
[15:06] Keyser: quite a while
[15:06] wiegeabo:

 

[Carnage27]

Ah, the greatness that is Space Mutiny. Lookalikes of Sting and Santa Claus, and overused stock footage from Battlestar Galactica. How can you go wrong?

God I love Space Mutiny.

One of my favorite MST3K episodes.

 

[trustyside-kick]

trusty: I could get an aquaman wetsuit but I'm a firm believer in that if ur gonna dress as any char u have the right look.

trusty: I could pull off tempest more convincingly than aquaman at a con

byrd: Yeah...I don't want to see a Mexican Aquaman.

trusty: >_> exactly

trusty: Dick

byrd: Sorry, but you know how much it would suck to have a Mexican Aquaman? Nothing would get done. Tidal waves would engulf the planet while he took a siesta.

trusty: Then even I could not defend the notion of him being the most useless hero. :/

byrd: Very true. And that Aquaman suit with a large sombrero? Nobody could pull that off.

trusty: Looks like we won't see an Aquaman Inc. ever.

byrd: Of course not.

 

[Batman]

See, the only reason Aquaman Inc. wouldn't work is because it'd be just a bunch of heroes that are better than it's leader. Can you imagine African robo-Aquaman? Indian Civil Rights-Aquaman? Aquaman of Japan?!

You'd never be able to have Arthur as a legitimate hero again.

 

[wiegeabo]

Aquaman of Japan?!

So. Much. Tentacle Pron!!!!

 

[Batman]

I didn't even think of that.

Damn you! Now I can't stop!