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Discussion in 'Approval & General RPG Discussion' started by Keyser Soze, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Andy C. says
    oh, don't you worry
    your craving for Dick will be sated

    Master Bruce says
    ......
    You... you couldn't have put that another way, could you?

    Andy C. says
    the real question is should i have even tried to
     
  2. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    tis a fair question
     
  3. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Master Bruce says
    That's why I'm glad I have you
    You and I see eye-to-eye on alot of things
    I don't think I have a friend who agrees with me more on anything


    Byrd Man says
    If only you watched more TV :csad:

    Master Bruce says
    F*** you, I'll get to it someday! :cmad:
     
  4. trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    If I was to agree with you on everything then I would have to be for the concept of union between man and animal. And I just can't bring myself to it.
     
  5. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Don't knock it until you've tried it, is what I say.
     
  6. twylight One And Only

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    That's true love right there. :hrt:
     
  7. twylight One And Only

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    ...........

    Wow, you keeping that after all this time is... kinda disturbing. :csad:




    In a good way. :cwink:
     
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  9. twylight One And Only

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    I was clearing my computer's stored screenshots off :cwink:

    And besides? How can I forget your voice? :hrt:
     
  10. Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    Master says
    Sexy party at the JLA HQ!

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Oh, the wonders of the Atom!

    Master says
    Also, if you think we're not using this picture for that confrontation with dream-warped Supes, you're dearly mistaken
    http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/23/DC_Universe_Online_Legends_10.jpg

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    I was thinking we'd just use pictures of sickeningly charred corpses and just photoshop Superman standing over them.

    Master says
    That works too

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    And I can write my best Superboy Prime impression

    Master says
    Oh, god.
    All I'll hear is Linkara's impression in my head
    "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH!"

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    I heard his Tony Stark impression throughout my readthrough of the first 5 TPBs of Fraction's Eisner award winning Iron Man.
    Note to self: Dr. Destiny-influenced-Superman must also be drunk.

    Master says
    Also, you NEED to dole out this gem
    "I AM A MAAAN!"
    *punch*

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    If someone sets me up for it in this arc, I'd write that in a second.

    Master says
    I'd have Batman do it, but I kind of want him to keep his guts.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Have Flash jump in the way at the last second to take the blow for him.

    Master says
    ...
    That's downright brilliant
    Byrd would totally go along with it, too
    All I'd have to do is convince him that he'd be doing the South proud.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    "R-remember me... as a hero..."

    *dies*

    *is somehow described as being dressed in a Confederate uniform*

    Master says
    Batman wouldn't blink an eye. Leading the others to realize just how crazy he really is.
    Almost like he expected the Confederate uniform.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Insert deep and philosophical conspiracy storyline that branches out and expands for several seasons. Finally culminating in Bart Allen returning from the Speed Force (somehow), with a tragic backstory added to his past by a time traveling Zoom, as he blares a trumpet, loudly proclaiming that the South Rises Again!

    Master says
    Oh, man

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Byrd: "Worth it"

    Master says
    That could lead into a season-long event storyline where we all have our characters act like complete f**king *****
    CIVIL WAR..... DC style

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Superman is just a Superboy Prime proxy, Batman is full-on Crazy Steve, and Wonder Woman gives blowjobs to anyone who ties her up.
    Five seasons later, we find out that they never really left Dr. Destiny's dream world.

    Master says
    :up:

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    RPG ends.
    No finales.
    No big climactic showdown with the villain.
    Just pull out to reveal the Leaguers have all withered away, and their minds have turned to mush after so long.
    A drop of drool runs down Superman's chin.
    The End.

    Master says
    We'd leave everyone more pissed off than the LOST finale.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    I would laugh my goddamn ass off
    And then cry
     
  11. Batman Dramatic Example

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    This is why I shouldn't be awake at 4 in the morning.
     
  12. Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    Master says
    That Nightwing figure you have is pretty good, too. I have a NW figure, but it's not nearly as detailed or poseable.
    Came in a two-pack with a ninja-styled Bats.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    This one?
    http://scifiblog.net/wp-content/uploads/-2090992807138098620.jpg

    Master says
    Yep

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    For the life of me, I can't figure out why the distribution of the themed Batmen toys always completely overwhelmed the normal Batmen figures. Assuming that a normal Batman was even made at all in a toyline before the last few years, you'd be lucky to find it at all under the piles of Ninja Strike Batman, Deep Sea Scuba Batman, Undercover Clown Batman, etc

    Master says
    The only ones I bought had to really appeal to me
    Like, I have the scuba one and the glider one.
    I bought a brown cowl/cape/glove/boot one with a black bodysuit because I liked the color scheme.
    But the other two I have are pretty much standard Batman
    Black one with the pouched belt and a blue/gray one with the oval and tube belt.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    I bought one from the BTAS toyline that was something like "paraglider Batman" with a crappy bodysuit color scheme, but the "cape" it came with folded all the way around him like it did in the show. It looked alright if you just stood him like that, but of course you could open it up and turn it into a hysterical hand glider

    Master says
    I had that one too!
    He was black with white... what was it, lightning? All over the damn suit
    Drove me nuts, even as a kid

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    :awesome:
    Lightning themed costume, yes, just what kids want to see in Batman
    Gotta wonder how much business the toy companies were shortchanging themselves on there, since kids would want the normal one they saw on TV or the movies more than some freaky piece of s**t dreamed up by the marketing department that kids have no interest in.
    However many millions of dollars wasted on that stuff over the years could've been spent on products that would sell so much easier

    Master says
    Some of the paint jobs didn't even make sense in the context of the accessory they were trying to sell.
    I mean, I had a parachute Batman figure that was... orange.
    What the F**K kind of Batsuit would Bruce need to be ORANGE?!

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Creamsicle

    Master says
    Well...
    You got me there.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Even Batman need to cool down with a tasty treat once in a while
    I'm sure there's an edible underwear joke in there

    Master says
    But he's so anal about it that he can't just have Alfred buy them at the store. He has to make a suit made of creamsicle and lick it while he's going over his crime scene notes.
    The Joker is on a mass murdering spree, and he's busy trying to bend over to get the last of it on his knee.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Nobody can bring themselves to make eye contact with him at the League meetings, while Bruce is licking his cape when he thinks no one is looking
    "No, no, I'm totally listening (licklicklick). Go on."

    Master says
    He's making everything sticky, too
    Makes it really hard to focus when Superman realizes some keys on the JLA computer won't work right
    "Okay, either Wally's been watching the monitors while browsing those obscene sites he visits again, or Bruce is behind this..."

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    And Bruce just gets fatter and fatter.

    Master says
    Bruce has to wheel himself into meetings, each wheelchair getting sturdier and wider
    Eventually he just invents a hoverchair to hoist his wideass all over Gotham

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    "I... I am *pantpant* ... I am the night..."

    Master says
    He just finally collapses when he makes it to the GCPD
    Gordon has to just let him sleep it off, right there next to the Bat-signal

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Bullock checks for a pulse in the morning.
    "He's dead, Jim."

    Master says
    Dick is pissed off, because he just got back into the Nightwing duds.
    "Oh, COME ON!"
    "At least the Darkseid thing was understandable, but he ATE himself to death?!"
    And considering Dick has to master everything Bruce did in order to become Batman again, as evidenced here...
    http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2009-06-18-ddr.png

    Master says
    He's immediately forced to make a new suit out of creamsicle and become obese aswell

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Gordon tries to confront Dick. "Ditch the orange. You saw what happened to your fat old boss. That's no weigh to live."
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

    Master says
    Bullock literally does that as Gordon puts on sunglasses.

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Cue montage of the GCPD and vigilantes going about their crime fighting business in the swamps of miami

    Master says
    Along with David Caruso wearing a cape

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    Every time he's in the same room as Dick, more puns come out
    "I made him see the error of his weighs"

    Master says
    "Weigh to think ahead."

    Scot Dy-No-Mite says
    "That new guy's not bad. He was worth the weight."
    "At least he's not as big a jerk as the last Batman."
    "No, but this one is still a real Dick."

    Master says
    Meanwhile, Gotham's crime rate increases by the minute.
    Gordon just refuses to acknowledge it because he's so busy thinking up new puns.
     
  13. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    Bees...My God.
     
  14. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    Ladies and Gentlemen...

    Grant Morrison's new DCU.
     
  15. Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Oh, I see how it is...coming up with the crazy **** after I've left! :cmad:

    Also, Confederate Flash is :up:

    Plus, it's partially historically accurate since Kansas and Missouri were engaged in a fierce border war that involved slavery leading up to the Civil War and then had a few notable battles during the actual war.
     
  16. Andy C. Repent, Harlequin!

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    You have no idea how much I want an Undercover Clown Batman figure now.
     
  17. trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    trusty says
    huh...in an odd way this architect chick with the busy schedule is kinda making me looking forward to when we finally do go out since she keeps getting busy with projects and papers...
    thats never happened to me before o.o

    NiteMare Shape says
    lol

    trusty says
    or maybe its the picture ive seen of her as princess lea so im waiting for when she will wear that outfit for me one evening...
    lol

    NiteMare Shape says

    Slave girl Leia?

    trusty says
    no =[. i wish. BUT! if shes down with 'The Wars then im sure that would be a window to open should we date
    lol

    NiteMare Shape says

    lol that's badass

    trusty says
    hahaa
    course if she IS somewhat into that stuff like i believe she is and she thinks aquaman sucks...man, thats a whole diff ballgame

    NiteMare Shape says

    I've seen this girl dressed up like a character from A Clockwork Orange, which is badass

    trusty says
    its fine when my previous gfs didnt care for or didnt like aquaman because they werent fans of any **** like that period
    i dont know how id take that or handle that
    o.o

    NiteMare Shape says

    lol

    trusty says
    cause if ur dating a geeky cute chick and she thinks ur fav hero is lame...how do u respond to that?

    NiteMare Shape says

    lol
    good point
    well, now you can respond with "But that was CLASSIC Aquaman. The new Aquaman is..."

    trusty says

    :cmad:

    NiteMare Shape says
    lol

    trusty says
    u bet ur sweet ass that was just chatlogged
    not that i ...think u have a sweet ass or anything

    NiteMare Shape says
    uh huh...sure

    trusty says
    ...ITS A PHRASE
     
  18. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Now we all know why you REALLY like Aquaman.

    Orin's sweet ass. :o
     
  19. trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    ...I don't know what you are talking about, MB. :o

    NiteMare Shape says

    I actually like Aquaman

    trusty says
    o good then you are going to be buying his book, yes yes?

    NiteMare Shape says

    I'll at least be checking it out

    trusty says

    :cmad:

    NiteMare Shape says

    I'll be Buying Superman and Action Comics, Batman and Detective
    JL
    and more than likely Aquaman

    trusty says
    AND AQUAMAN
    not more than likely
    DEFINITELY
    or so help me
    I WILL ****ING CUT YOU
    im hispanic so u know that threat is legit

    NiteMare Shape says
    lmao
     
  20. NiteMare Shape Livin' like a Sheen

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    :pal:
     
  21. twylight One And Only

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    [14:13] twylight: Go post in DCU so I can stay sane at work
    [14:13] twylight: *bored*
    [14:13] Byrd: I will after I read Action
    [14:15] twylight: *sigh*
    [14:15] twylight: *sits and stares at him*
    [14:16] Byrd: :cmad:
    [14:16] twylight: *stare*
    [14:16] Byrd: Don't stare at me! You've got the bug eyes.
    [14:17] twylight: O.O
    [14:17] Byrd: Twy?....Sorry about the bug eyes thing.
    [14:17] twylight: o.o
    [14:17] Byrd: Type something, will ya? We're paying for this!
    [14:17] twylight: O_O
    [14:18] Byrd: Bah!
    [14:18] twylight: o-o
    [14:18] Byrd: Tell him about the twinkie...
    [14:18] twylight: o.o?
     
  22. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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