Random Chat Logs

[Matt Murdock]

Liberal!

 

[Byrd Man]

Liberal!

NO! MY SECRET SHAME!

 

[wiegeabo]

So uh...got busy last night. Let's see about tonight.

I interpreted this in a completely different way.

 

[trustyside-kick]

No...that too.

 

[Batman]

[16:01] Keyser Soze: I have my post figured out anyway, just a matter of writing the damn thing
[16:01] Bruce: I just imagined you dropping to your knees, clutching your hand and screaming at the skies 'WHY WON'T YOU WORK?!?!?!?!'.
[16:02] Keyser Soze: that's exactly what I just did
[16:02] Keyser Soze: only it wasn't my hand I grabbed....
[16:03] Bruce: And I thought my mind went weird places.

 

[Electro UK]

If you were interested in just how deep mine and Keyser Soze's (John) relationship goes...

John says:
right, Im heading off now

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Gah!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Okay

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Bye!

John says:
Bye!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Bye!

John says:
bye!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Chou!

John says:
Adios!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Toodles!

John says:
Au revoir!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Later aligator!

John says:
**** off!

Ninja Jamie Sigma says:
Damnit

 

[wiegeabo]

It's spelled 'dammit'

 

[Batman]

As in the ever classic, 'BALE DAMMIT! '.

 

[wiegeabo]

As in the ever classic, 'BALE DAMMIT! '.

Good times. Good times.

 

[Electro UK]

I think damnit is the English spelling.

 

[Catman_prb]

Syn: ...
Syn: seriously
Syn: why am I talking to you?
Cats: Because no one else is polite enough to listen to what you say whilst not caring enough to argue with you

 

[Saved]

You forgot the part where I pwn you.

 

[Catman_prb]

You said "Nah I only argue with Brits". I found this not only, very unfunny, I thought that it was so unfunny that I decided not shame you by posting it. You did not pwn me. You pwned yourself and I pity you for that.

 

[Saved]

You said "Nah I only argue with Brits". I found this not only, very unfunny, I thought that it was so unfunny that I decided not shame you by posting it. You did not pwn me. You pwned yourself and I pity you for that.

I pity you for talking to me.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I can taste the love between you two.


...It tastes bitter.

 

[Saved]

Syn/Cats...the new MB/Byrd

 

[wiegeabo]

MB/Byrd...the new MB/GL


I think MB likes the angry secks

 

[Saved]

I don't know who to feel worse for...

 

[trustyside-kick]

Byrd Man says:
Come one. Please?
I don't know anyone else who could do it

Serge says:
then i believe i am placed in a very powerful position right now
a PERSUASIVE position

Byrd Man says:
This is gonna cost me.

Serge says:
How much you got in the bank

Byrd Man says:
-$177

 

[Byrd Man]

You need to include the part where I revealed my pathetic financial situation.

 

[Electro UK]

Me = Jamie, Soze = John

Jamie says:
Anyway man
Jamie says:
I should really hit the hay
Jamie says:
2 days of school and all that
John says:
I'll be joining you soon
Jamie says:
...
John says:
not literally joining you
John says:
I mean going to bed too
Jamie says:
Right, well now I have to be up for another minute going to the chat logs thread
Jamie says:
Thanks a lot
John says:
bwahaha
John says:
in that time I can slip under your covers and wait for you
Jamie says:
You know I honeslty don't think that would surprise me anymore with some of the mental imagery you've provided over the years
John says:
you're welcome

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Blacklight says:
So... How do you feel about ________?

Bjarki D says:
Get it away from me.

Bjarki D says:
Far, far away

Blacklight says:
?

Bjarki D says:
Seriously, just...blast it into space and fire at it from the Death Star and it still won't be far away from enough

Blacklight says:
Not a big fan, I take it?

Bjarki D says:
You could take the word 'fan', then take the opposite of that word. Imbue said word with enough hate to power a thousand sun, and submerge it in a bathtub full of the souls of lost children, their cries echoing forever in eternity, and that word would still not be strong enough to describe how I feel about that game.

Blacklight says:
Ah

Blacklight says:
Okay, new plan

Blacklight says:
Have you heard of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers?

Bjarki D says:
I have. Be warned that any attempt to sway me using the Power Rangers will not succeed.

Blacklight says:
Not even a Power Rangers RPG?
Bjarki D says:
Never. Not in this, nor every other discovered and undiscovered dimension.

Blacklight says:
Well, at least I tried

Blacklight says:
AVENGERS!!

Bjarki D says:
AVENGERS MOTHER****ER

Blacklight says:
**** YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

God, I hope Sam Jackson gets to say "AVENGERS MOTHER****ER!"

 

[Batman]

[20:01] Byrd Man: Actually. Thinking about purchasing that show The Wire on DVD
[20:01] Bruce: Because you're Soze's *****!
[20:01] Byrd Man: We all are
[20:01] Bruce: Ain't that the truth...

 

[Andy C.]

MB and I discuss the finer points of the creative process:

Master Bruce says:Well, best advice I can come up with is this.

(approximately half an hour goes by)

Andrew says:...cliffhangers?
Master Bruce says:My internet went out.
Andrew says:ah
Andrew says:yeah, mine's been cutting in and out all day
Master Bruce says:I'm guessing you didn't get the last message.
Andrew says:sadly no
Master Bruce says:Go back to the comics. Read a couple of your favorite stories featuring Superman. Get inspired to write anything he's doing, even if it's taking a dump at a space gas station.
Andrew says:Gotcha. Taking a dump at a space gas station it is, then!
Master Bruce says:I've always sort of wondered what each superhero does on the toilet.
Master Bruce says:Do they force it out? Or are they silent about it? Do some of the toilets break?
Andrew says:the sad thing is I'm imagining Batman perched on the damn thing, like all those pictures of him on a gargoyle
Master Bruce says:Hahaha.
Master Bruce says:He probably has a roll of toilet paper in his utility belt.
Master Bruce says:Reinforced, bat-shaped squares...
Andrew says:This isn't the toilet I want, or even the toilet I deserve. But it's the toilet this city needs...
Master Bruce says:*grunts* No! The signal! But I'm not done!
Andrew says:Crime doesn't take potty-breaks
Master Bruce says:The Joker fed him a laxitive laced buritto
Master Bruce says:Just so he could go on a crime spree!
Andrew says:fortunately, he had a pair of Depends stashed in his utility belt
Master Bruce says:You know, it's never been clearer to me than now why superheroes wear briefs over their pants.
Andrew says:"The poo in my adult-diaper shifts, like the filth that is the criminal scum of this city."
Andrew says:"I need a change. Like this city needs a change."
Andrew says:"But I'll keep going, full load in my drawers or not. And I'll leave a skidmark all over the face of Gotham's underworld."
Andrew says:"Because I'm the goddamn Batman."
Master Bruce says:The sad thing is, I can see Miller writing all of this./
Andrew says:Are you kidding? That was pulled straight from Dark Knight Strikes Again
Master Bruce says:So the book knows what it itself is?
Andrew says:Miller was just so full of it himself that it just leaked out onto the page
Andrew says:....aaaand I just grossed myself out with that visual
Master Bruce says:What's that smell? It's DKSA!
Andrew says:this is so getting chat-logged
Master Bruce says:It seems every conversation we ever have goes in a weird direction.
Master Bruce says:Brilliant, but weird.
Andrew says:no kidding
Andrew says:we didn't even have to resort to bringing in Bizarro Alfred yet
Master Bruce says:I was tempted to, after the 'I need a change' line.
Andrew says:and now the visual I had is even worse
Andrew says:I'm just imagining Batman charging through the back alleys with a pair of sagging drawers, and Bizarro Alfred chasing after him with a fresh pair
Master Bruce says:He'd be running backwards
Master Bruce says:And the drawers would be inside out
Andrew says:more like a speedy moon-walk, really
Master Bruce says:Bizarro Alfred: Master of The Dance
Andrew says:Bizarro Alfred: You No Am Got SERVED!