Random Comic Stuff

[TheCorpulent1]

lol, I've met Buddy Scalera, and he's in his 40-'s, like most other comic writers these days :P

Plus, he wrote the extremely ****ty "funeral for a freak" arc in deadpool

Didn't Frank Tieri write that?

 

[Gambit8370]

well, geeze, I'm soooo sorry my family is off a year from your made up statistic


(not trying to insult, but seriously, man, do the families you know honestly have a rule that says at 21, presents slow down?)

It wasn't a "made up statistic". Seriously, in most families that I know, the big gift giving slows down after the 21st birthday. After that it's pretty much just limited to just the milestone birthdays (25, 30, 40, 50, etc.) when someone throws you a big surprise party.

But then again, no one that I know, other than you, has gotten something as cool as Amazing Fantasy #15, the first appearance of Spider-Man, as a birthday present.

So chances are pretty good that you may very well have the coolest family, and Dad, that I have ever even HEARD OF!!! up:

 

[The Hero]

For the meager sum of $150, I am now the proud owner of:

It's in REALLY good condition, too. I'm still in disbelief.

Very nice find,even though Elijya either already has ten copies,or will soon be sending a fleet of solid gold Elijya-Bots to liberate it from your collection.

 

[Elijya]

solid gold elijya-bots?

my dear Hero, that's what I have YOU for. go fetch



and actually, that's one that I don't own

 

[The Hero]

solid gold elijya-bots?

my dear Hero, that's what I have YOU for. go fetch



and actually, that's one that I don't own

But last time I got caught by a fanboy and had to listen to a five-hour speech about how varient covers are "bound to be worth a ton one day".And then he cried.

 

[Dissonance]

Very nice find,even though Elijya either already has ten copies,or will soon be sending a fleet of solid gold Elijya-Bots to liberate it from your collection.

Believe you me, if it ever came to that, I'd fight DIRTY.

Never come between a girl and her comics.

 

[newnoiseimage]

its an awesome book, it just always felt its a shame they drew the wathcer with a butt face.

 

[Gambit8370]

Believe you me, if it ever came to that, I'd fight DIRTY.

Never come between a girl and her comics.

Lady, you're just asking for trouble talking to a bunch of geeked out comic nerds like that.

Just warnin' ya.

 

[Dissonance]

Oh damn. Sometimes I forget where I am.

Let me rephrase that...

If it ever came to that, I'd probably scream rape.

 

[newnoiseimage]

Oh damn. Sometimes I forget where I am.

Let me rephrase that...

If it ever came to that, I'd probably scream rape.

that'll still be closer than more than half these guys will ever get.

 

[Dissonance]

You don't see me arguing.

 

[DBM]

that'll still be closer than more than half these guys will ever get.

Ouch.

Harsh.

 

[Gambit8370]

So which half are the three of us in since we're the only ones brave enough to talk to the (gasp) female comic book fan?

 

[newnoiseimage]

well your married, so you are in the better half (or worse depending on perspective) im almost there with you (as in near marriage ), and i dont really know much about DBM, but being as he seems cool, ill give him the benefit of the doubt, althoug he does know a hell of a lot about comcis, which is usually a prerequisite for the lonely half.....

 

[Gambit8370]

In the past, I've heard that DBM claims to be quite the gigalo.





A telltale sign that he's never gotten any.

 

[DBM]

In the past, I've heard that DBM claims to be quite the gigalo.





A telltale sign that he's never gotten any.

I'm not a gigalo. I'm a ****. Gigalo's make the women pay.

Actually I'm in a more or less committed relationship right now, which is a new thing for me.

And she's not a stripper like the last one. Which makes my family happy, because it was always awkward at church when friends of the family asked Bailey what she did for a living.

 

[newnoiseimage]

its probably more hygenic for you as well.

 

[Gambit8370]

Reminds me...

I'm hosting a bachelor party.

Can I have your ex-girlfriend's phone number?

 

[DBM]

Reminds me...

I'm hosting a bachelor party.

Can I have your ex-girlfriend's phone number?

EDITED: Because apparently people care about some stripper they've never even met.

She moved to TN. I might know someone closer to your area though.

What town do you live in?

[inner monologue]Hopefully the fool will answer and my plan to destroy him shall be set forth. BWAHAHAHAHAHA[/inner monologue]

 

[newnoiseimage]

you know every horny pre-teen on the marvel boards just called that number, don't you.

 

[Gambit8370]

Get that phone number off of there!!!

Are you goofy?

Poor girl.

I don't know what she did to you, but whatever it was she still doesn't deserve 3 A.M. crank calls from guys like Clown Shoes over here!!!

 

[DBM]

Get that phone number off of there!!!

Are you goofy?

Poor girl.

I don't know what she did to you, but whatever it was she still doesn't deserve 3 A.M. crank calls from guys like Clown Shoes over here!!!

Fine, I'll fix it.

 

[DBM]

Fine, I'll fix it.

Fixed.

Golly gee, Gambit8370, you must really have a heart in there underneath all that bitter Bendis-angst, to tell me to take it down.

 

[newnoiseimage]

Here is a number for you horny pre-teens...

212-867-5309

Her name Jenny, tell her you got her number on the wall.

 

[Gambit8370]

Fixed.

Golly gee, Gambit8370, you must really have a heart in there underneath all that bitter Bendis-angst, to tell me to take it down.

I can't believe you just said "Golly gee"...

Okay Opie, go get Goober and Barney and meet me down at the fishin' hole.

Don't forget to tell Aunt Bea that we'll be home in time for supper.