Reactions from the "general public"

[Jennifer Walters]

I've decided Inside Man and V for Vendetta it is.

 

[xwolverine2]

Been to the movies much lately?

xwolverine2 LOVES movies!


the inside man is advertised as a serious movie yet it has alot of comedy

 

[WorthyStevens]

I know there's a high probability of suckage with it, but I want to see Scary Movie 4.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Scary Movie 4 is going to suck harder than Michael Jackson at a slumber party.

 

[xwolverine2]

I know there's a high probability of suckage with it, but I want to see Scary Movie 4.

yeah i got suckered into the other ones too...lol!!!

 

[WorthyStevens]

I just want to see how they spoof Tom Cruise...

And I love Anna Faris.

Also, the girl who plays her loudmouth best friend is pretty funny.

That's it.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I wish they wouldn't have cut out her line Scary Movie 3.

Brenda: I've just got this really bad feeling that something bad is coming my way. You know like when you see an asian behind the wheel of a car.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I wish they wouldn't have cut out her line Scary Movie 3.

Brenda: I've just got this really bad feeling that something bad is coming my way. You know like when you see an asian behind the wheel of a car.

It got pulled? At least when I saw it, the line was still in there.

However, these two lines were my favorite:

[watching 'The Ring' video]
Brenda: Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beaten by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole.

[to students, after crayon box hits classroom door]
Brenda: Now who the **** did that?

 

[SilentType]

I just saw the trailer with Slither. One guy said it looks “sweet”
On a side note, I was at the worst theater ever.
[rant]I walk in and the screen is (I’m not exaggerating) 8 feet tall. Yeah. And the walls must have been made of cardboard because the bass from the theater next to ours made our theater shake. It was a cheap ticket, and the theater was small and almost empty so I decided to just sit close to the screen. Then a gaggle of teenage girls walk in. Nothing against any teenagers here, but honestly, groups of teenagers should be banned from theaters. Chatting and giggling. Anyway, I figured they might shut up when the movie gets going.
I was wrong
So I’m trying to decide whether to tell them to shut up, or if I’m just going to get my money back… when a family walks in and sits in front of me. A mom, a dad, and a girl. And when I say girl, I don’t mean a 12 year old. This girl could not be more than 5! I figure they just don’t know this is going to be a horror move, and they will take the kid out.
I was wrong.
After the first time tentacles come out of a guy’s stomach and inject slug babies into a woman’s belly, I realize they are going to sit in that theater with their 5 YEAR OLD CHILD and watch the whole thing! The kid leans over to say something and they Shush her. I figure it couldn’t get worse.
I was wrong
All of a sudden a new troop of girls come down the isle, all under the age of 10. They walk up to the family who are already there and begin to shuffle in. Soon the entire row in front of me is filled…FILLED!...with girls under the age of 10. Then someone in the movie got their face shot off with a shotgun. Meanwhile Ice Age 2 is playing next door. Hell, I could HEAR Ice Age 2 playing next door.
At that point I decided that before I turned around and grabbed one of the chattering teenage girls and use her skinny anorexic ass to beat the neglectful parents unconscious and take their 800 children through the cardboard walls to an appropriate move, I would go get my money back.

In Conclusion:
Teenager must be split up in theaters
Some people should not be parents
People should only have to listen to one movie at a time
Theaters should have screens, not BIG SCREEN TELEVISIONS!
[/rant]

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Haha. Yeah. Those are great! And her moment in Scary Movie 2.

Brenda: Cindy! This is bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?!

 

[WorthyStevens]

Haha. Yeah. Those are great! And her moment in Scary Movie 2.

Brenda: Cindy! This is bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?!

Hee.

Her whole

Spoiler

death

scene in SM1 was great.

Brenda: [turns around with the camera pointing at the young man behind her] Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know that!

Well, I'm off to bed. Night everyone.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Ha! It's so funny

Spoiler

she dies in every one of them and comes back.

And just the random odd people stabbing her in that scene.

 

[Abaddon]

still one of the most hilarious moments in the series had to be the "baby dick" scene.

 

[supermarvelman]

What's that Simpsons teaser like? Isn't it suppose to air with the Simpsons tommorrow night as well?

Theres a Simpsons movie coming out, NO WAY?

 

[MoPlaYa]

Can't wait for the Simpson`s movie....I saw V for Vendetta and was pissed because they didn't play the X3 trailer...they did play the Superman teaser

 

[supermarvelman]

How was the teaser

 

[xwolverine2]

wait ....that simpsons teaser was REAL!?

i thought it was an april fools joke...

 

[Aiden]

wait ....that simpsons teaser was REAL!?

i thought it was an april fools joke...

It ain't

 

[Halcohol]

It's seriously not a joke?

 

[Darkdd]

Yep its real.It's 25 seconds long and playing with ice age 2.Due out Summer 2007.

 

[xwolverine2]

Yep its real.It's 25 seconds long and playing with ice age 2.Due out Summer 2007.

...

proof?...REAL proof?

 

[Aiden]

...

proof?...REAL proof?

It's going to be shown next week during some show on FOX. AICN have got a story up about it also

 

[Darkdd]

I have a link to the extended online version.It's basically the opening sequence from the show.

Here it is
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=58&Itemid=7

 

[pyromaniac]

I just saw the trailer with Slither. One guy said it looks “sweet”
On a side note, I was at the worst theater ever.
[rant]I walk in and the screen is (I’m not exaggerating) 8 feet tall. Yeah. And the walls must have been made of cardboard because the bass from the theater next to ours made our theater shake. It was a cheap ticket, and the theater was small and almost empty so I decided to just sit close to the screen. Then a gaggle of teenage girls walk in. Nothing against any teenagers here, but honestly, groups of teenagers should be banned from theaters. Chatting and giggling. Anyway, I figured they might shut up when the movie gets going.
I was wrong
So I’m trying to decide whether to tell them to shut up, or if I’m just going to get my money back… when a family walks in and sits in front of me. A mom, a dad, and a girl. And when I say girl, I don’t mean a 12 year old. This girl could not be more than 5! I figure they just don’t know this is going to be a horror move, and they will take the kid out.
I was wrong.
After the first time tentacles come out of a guy’s stomach and inject slug babies into a woman’s belly, I realize they are going to sit in that theater with their 5 YEAR OLD CHILD and watch the whole thing! The kid leans over to say something and they Shush her. I figure it couldn’t get worse.
I was wrong
All of a sudden a new troop of girls come down the isle, all under the age of 10. They walk up to the family who are already there and begin to shuffle in. Soon the entire row in front of me is filled…FILLED!...with girls under the age of 10. Then someone in the movie got their face shot off with a shotgun. Meanwhile Ice Age 2 is playing next door. Hell, I could HEAR Ice Age 2 playing next door.
At that point I decided that before I turned around and grabbed one of the chattering teenage girls and use her skinny anorexic ass to beat the neglectful parents unconscious and take their 800 children through the cardboard walls to an appropriate move, I would go get my money back.

In Conclusion:
Teenager must be split up in theaters
Some people should not be parents
People should only have to listen to one movie at a time
Theaters should have screens, not BIG SCREEN TELEVISIONS!
[/rant]

That was hilarious! I take immeasurable, exponential pity on you.

By the way - The Simpsons teaser is real. I couldn't believe it when I first found out either, but only because there was literally no fanfare to pre-empt its arrival. But it's happening, and it'll hit theaters as of July 2007.

The teaser basically starts in a Superman-homage manner and ends with Homer on a couch sporting a Superman shirt, who says, "Better get moving."

At least, that's what I read.

 

[Halcohol]

I have a link to the extended online version.It's basically the opening sequence from the show.

Here it is
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=58&Itemid=7

^That was just something SkyOne did for the opening of the show, it's got nothing to do with a movie.

That was out on iFilm a while ago. It's still pretty cool, though, how they have almost every single person in the background looking a LOT like their characters from the show.

And it's unnerving to see Marge/Maggie driving on the opposite sides of the car