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Reasons to get wasted....

you bastards have the most pathetic reasons for getting drunk....

i'm actually disgusted...... by your lameness. :(
 
I'd get drunk when I'm depressed but then A) I'd be an alcoholic and B)When I drink when I'm depressed, I get even more depressed.
 
Because nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I'm going to eat some worms, lol.
 
incubat said:
hmm....worms..

yes ( it's a song)

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms
Big fat juicy ones, little, tiny squirmy ones, I'm gonna eat some worms."
 
It's Friday Night
It's Saturday Night

You're at a Wedding / Wake / Engagement Party / Graduation Party

You've hired on with the crew of the Black Pearl
 
incubat said:
what's the song called?

I'm Going to Eat Some Worms

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
(CHORUS)
Long, slim, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm
CHORUS
First you pull the heads off,
Then you suck the guts out,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm
CHORUS
Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm
CHORUS
Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm
CHORUS
Everybody likes me,
Nobody hates me,
Why did I eat those worms?
 
Equint77 said:
you bastards have the most pathetic reasons for getting drunk....

i'm actually disgusted...... by your lameness. :(
To **** women and lose virginity.


:batty:
 
For days ending in "Y"


:yellow: <------- BTW, who the hell is this?
 
Because I my be an alcoholic, but I am not a quitter!
 
The funny thing is, I took some drinks for my reasons, but never actually got drunk :)
 

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