Red Bull-Side Effects.

[Calvin]

Red Bull ain't gonna fix your whiskey dick, son.

jag

Are you sure? Or are you just sayin'?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Alright, I must now make my exit. Thanks ATP and Dathphee

 

[AndThePickles]

Alright, I must now make my exit. Thanks ATP and Dathphee

What, no cream pie for you? Dathphee's the one who wants to punch nuts, not me.

 

[jaguarr]

Are you sure? Or are you just sayin'?

I'm not just sayin'.

jag

 

[Calvin]

I'm not just sayin'.

jag

How do you know?

 

[jaguarr]

How do you know?

Your problem is physiological and seems to happen primarily when you imbibe in too much alcohol, from what you have described. Alcohol is a known muscle relaxant. Guess what your dick is made of. You also don't do yourself many favors with all the smoking as that's a known cause of depleted oxygen and blood flow to the muscles. Guess what muscles need to become engorged. It is common for men who smoke to experience erectile dysfunction issues, actually.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

so Calvin, you have a choice to make: cigs or poon?

 

[Darthphere]

Cig poon.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's the best kind.

 

[AndThePickles]

Your problem is physiological and seems to happen primarily when you imbibe in too much alcohol, from what you have described. Alcohol is a known muscle relaxant. Guess what your dick is made of. You also don't do yourself many favors with all the smoking as that's a known cause of depleted oxygen and blood flow to the muscles. Guess what muscles need to become engorged. It is common for men who smoke to experience erectile dysfunction issues, actually.

jag

Haha this post made me chuckle for some reason. Sound information though. Regular smokers of marijuana also experience the same problems, which I don't think a lot of people stop to think about.

 

[Calvin]

Your problem is physiological and seems to happen primarily when you imbibe in too much alcohol, from what you have described. Alcohol is a known muscle relaxant. Guess what your dick is made of. You also don't do yourself many favors with all the smoking as that's a known cause of depleted oxygen and blood flow to the muscles. Guess what muscles need to become engorged. It is common for men who smoke to experience erectile dysfunction issues, actually.

jag

But I mean, how do you know Red Bull doesn't help?

Hm, maybe I should lay off the smokes a bit though.

 

[jaguarr]

so Calvin, you have a choice to make: cigs or poon?

I would add less booze to that equation, as it's probably a key factor in the problem he's been encountering.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

But I mean, how do you know Red Bull doesn't help?

Hm, maybe I should lay off the smokes a bit though.

Caffeine isn't going to resolve the issue, though. It might help you stay awake in frustration longer, though.

jag

 

[Calvin]

Dammit.

It's tough when the chick likes drinking and smoking as much as I do. Chicks have it easy, they don't really have to get anything up after all that alcohol.

 

[Calvin]

Hey, how about those cheap viagra rip-offs you see at crappy convenient stores?

 

[AndThePickles]

Caffeine ends up making me feel worse in the long run. I tend to have much more energy overall when I don't injest a lot of cafeine. It's such a temporary fix.

 

[jaguarr]

Dammit.

It's tough when the chick likes drinking and smoking as much as I do. Chicks have it easy, they don't really have to get anything up after all that alcohol.

No, but they might dry out and become dependent on lubricants.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Hey, how about those cheap viagra rip-offs you see at crappy convenient stores?

Sounds like a great way to waste money.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ouch

 

[Fran]

Dude, my buddy chugged six Red Bulls on our trip to Gulf Shores, Alabama.

He made it the whole way without sleeping.

fran

 

[Calvin]

No, but they might dry out and become dependent on lubricants.

jag

I haven't noticed any drying out on her side so far. Though I guess when that happened, I had been drinking for several hours longer than she had.

 

[Calvin]

Sounds like a great way to waste money.

jag

Yeah, I figured. Surely there must be some way to get utterly wasted, smoke like a horse, and still enrage the one-eyed dragon?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dude, my buddy chugged six Red Bulls on our trip to Gulf Shores, Alabama.

He made it the whole way without sleeping.

fran

Oh yeah, well my we gave my dog seven Red Bulls on the way back from Gulf Shores, Alabama and he died. True story.


Beat that.

 

[Fran]

That sucks...

Sorry to hear about that

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, I figured. Surely there must be some way to get utterly wasted, smoke like a horse, and still enrage the one-eyed dragon?

If there's a Chinese herbal shop in your part of Brooklyn, I suggets you visit it.

That sucks...

Sorry to hear about that

Thanks man, it's cool though.