Rumor Becomes Fact: 'ms' Acquires 'lionhead Studios'

[WhatsHisFace]

I THINK HE'S MORE LIKE TOM CRUISE IN OPRAH'S "CRACK". I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR HIS DESPERATE CRIES FOR HELP.

ROFAMOLAMO!!!!

I haven't laughed all day. Thanks.

 

[DrugDealer]

SO.....AFTER ALL OF THE LIES ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS, YOU FINALLY DID GET LAID, FOR REAL? I'M TRULY HAPPY FOR YOU.

No, after me telling the truth about being able to get a girl off, something that inanimate objects can accomplish (but not Riz), I felt better than an orgasm, for like, five hours, and then for several days afterwards, and am now too happy to express. Your jabs shan't harm me D

 

[WhatsHisFace]

He's walking on sunshine.

 

[THWIP*]

No, after me telling the truth about being able to get a girl off, something that inanimate objects can accomplish (but not Riz), I felt better than an orgasm, for like, five hours, and then for several days afterwards, and am now too happy to express. Your jabs shan't harm me D

YEAH, YEAH.....YOU'RE ON "CLOUD 9" NOW, BUT WHEN YOU FALL OFF.........AND YOU WILL FALL.........YOU'RE GONNA BUST YOUR ASS, AND DAMAGE THAT FOOLISH PRIDE. YOU WERE MUCH BETTER OFF WITH THE MANIC DEPRESSION.

 

[DrugDealer]

No no no, you have it all wrong, I'll never fall off. This is the best I've ever felt about anything in my whole life, and it only ever gets better every day, it's great. I've never been so undepressed, I don't even want to so much as slouch my shoulders. oh man

 

[THWIP*]

No no no, you have it all wrong, I'll never fall off. This is the best I've ever felt about anything in my whole life, and it only ever gets better every day, it's great. I've never been so undepressed, I don't even want to so much as slouch my shoulders. oh man

STOP GRINNING LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT.......YOUR CHEEKS WILL FREEZE THAT WAY, AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE KISS A GIRL AGAIN.


I'M JUST MESSING WITH YA ANYWAY, MAN. IF YOU'RE TRULY HAPPY, THEN I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. I HOPE WHAT YOU'RE FEELING NOW, LASTS, AND TAKES YOU TO A BETTER PLACE IN LIFE.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

He's right man. I've been on cloud nine too. It's a very short ride. I was in hell for months after that ended.

 

[DrugDealer]

Hah, you just don't understand WHF, this is totally different

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I understand completely. You think things are starting to look up because you're almost at the top of the hole. But the genius of the hole is that no matter how high you get, you're just one step away from falling all the way back down.

 

[DrugDealer]

Haha, no WHF, no no no no no. Talk to gamera or something, he'll straighten you out, taking his advice is the best thing I ever did, I'm happier than ever now. It's not a hole, it's a little ditch that you volunteer to stand in.

 

[THWIP*]

Haha, no WHF, no no no no no. Talk to gamera or something, he'll straighten you out, taking his advice is the best thing I ever did, I'm happier than ever now. It's not a hole, it's a little ditch that you volunteer to stand in.

EVERYTHING IMPORTANT THAT 'GAMMY' KNOWS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS, HE LEARNED FROM MOI.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm sorry, but Gamera never actually dealt with rejection. The worst thing on his conscience is how he had sex with his cousin. And I took everyone's advice and look where it got me. Alone and angry. But at least I'm not in love anymore. I rode that storm out pretty successfullly.

 

[DrugDealer]

Well THWIP, teach WHF what you taught Gamera

 

[WhatsHisFace]

No THWIP*. I don't care about love anymore. I'd rather just donate sperm to continue my fine genetics. I don't need to pay for endless amounts of shoes and hungry mouths along the way. DRT thinks love is great, but he is wrong because we all know that love hurts, even when you're married. Screw everything. Just give me Oblivion: GOTY, Too Human and a league-sized football, thanks.

 

[THWIP*]

Well THWIP, teach WHF what you taught Gamera

I'VE GOT TO CALL HIM FIRST; I NEED ONE OF THOSE 976 #S OR SOMETHING. HE'S GONNA BE A MUCH TOUGHER CHALLENGE THOUGH, BECAUSE HE'S SO SEXUALLY CONFUSED.
'GAMMY' JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO, AND HELP HIM REFOCUS HIS PRIORITIES AND CONVICTIONS.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Gammy is a heathen polygamist. He has no soul.

 

[THWIP*]

Gammy is a heathen polygamist. He has no soul.

NAH.....HE'S ALL TALK; HE'S *****-WHIPPED........EVEN WITHOUT THE *****.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You can never really "have" someone once they've had sex. That's what stands out. Every girl remembers her "first". Once she's had that, what else can she do with a guy that will be as important? Nothing. Not even marriage. Marriage changes nothing, except a last name and some tax information. Screw it. It's impossible thanks to MTV and hippies ruining the traditional moral values of America.

 

[DrugDealer]

So am I, and it's awesome. WHF, just go talk to her, that's all I'm asking, one conversation. I bet you'll come away happier. BTW, I think Lionhead studios is better than every single studio with PS3 projects at the moment.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

So am I, and it's awesome. WHF, just go talk to her, that's all I'm asking, one conversation. I bet you'll come away happier. BTW, I think Lionhead studios is better than every single studio with PS3 projects at the moment.

You still don't get it. If I talk to her, she wins. When she rejected me, she rejected ALL of me. I'm not her freaking friend anymore no matter what kind of crap she pulls. She doesn't deserve what I give her (I was her only friend worth a damn) if I can't get love from ONE SINGLE person on this goddamn earth.

 

[THWIP*]

You can never really "have" someone once they've had sex. That's what stands out. Every girl remembers her "first". Once she's had that, what else can she do with a guy that will be as important? Nothing. Not even marriage. Marriage changes nothing, except a last name and some tax information. Screw it. It's impossible thanks to MTV and hippies ruining the traditional moral values of America.

'WHF', I HATE........AND I DO MEAN HATE......TO GO AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES AND START TALKING SERIOUS AND ADULT-LIKE, BUT YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND.

THERE IS SOOOO MUCH MORE TO LOVE/MARRIAGE THAN SEX. I KNOW THAT'S INCREDIBLY CLICHE, BUT IT'S TRUE. IN FACT, I'D VENTURE TO SAY THAT THE MOST LOVE-FILLED, SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGES/RELATIONSHIPS, HAVE RELATIVELY MODERATE....TO VERY LITTLE.....SEXUAL ACTIVITY. AS FOR MYSELF (AND I KNOW I'VE MENTIONED IT ON HERE IN THE PAST), I WENT FOR THE FIRST FEW YEARS OF MY MARRIAGE WITH VERY LITTLE TO ZERO SEXUAL ACTIVITY, BECAUSE EMILY WAS STILL HAVING SERIOUS PROBLEMS FROM HER CAR ACCIDENT. IN FACT, UNTIL SHE FINALLY HAD HER FULL HYSTERECTOMY 3 YEARS AGO, SHE RARELY EVEN GOT A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP, DUE TO THE CHRONIC PAIN. WE DELT WITH MORE IN OUR FIRST 5 YEARS TOGETHER, THAN MOST COUPLES ENDURE IN THEIR ENTIRE MARRIAGE.........AND WE'RE STRONGER FOR IT.
MY POINT IS THOUGH, WE DID IT TOGETHER.......AS WE DO EVERYTHING. SURE, IT'S COOL TO BE ABLE TO "BRAG" THAT MY WIFE AND I PLAY GAMES TOGETHER ON THE COUCH.....BUT THAT'S ONLY A SMALL FRACTION OF WHAT OUR LIFE TOGETHER ENTAILS.
I LITERALLY WOULD NOT HAVE A REASON TO LIVE, WITHOUT EMILY, AND SHE'D TELL YOU THE SAME ABOUT ME. I HONESTLY WISH EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET, WHO HAD THE DESIRE IN THEIR HEART, COULD HAVE WHAT MY WIFE AND I SHARE.........EVEN WITHOUT THE SEX.




GODDAMMIT, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL A JUVENILE PENIS JOKE FOR A MONTH AFTER THAT.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

'WHF', I HATE........AND I DO MEAN HATE......TO GO AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES AND START TALKING SERIOUS AND ADULT-LIKE, BUT YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND.

You can edit this part out.

GODDAMMIT, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL A JUVENILE PENIS JOKE FOR A MONTH AFTER THAT.

You can edit that. It's all BS anyways.

 

[THWIP*]

You can edit that. It's all BS anyways.

I RESENT THAT, YOU JACKASS. I DO NOT CONSIDER THE LAST 8-1/2 YEARS OF MY MARRIED LIFE TO BE "BS".

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Lionhead rules.

 

[DrugDealer]

Love rules more.