Sawyer's Super-Serious Thread of On-Topicness

[Sawyer]

We need to spread on-topic awareness.

And most importantly we need to stay on the topic of on-topicness.

 

[Kane52630]

There's just too many cooks to stay on topic though.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Staying on topic is super serious. I support this movement. I hate fun. #SeriousBusiness

 

[Sawyer]

Off-topicness leads to deviant behavior like smoking and creating tumblr pages.

I'd go further, but I don't want to get too off-topic.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I used to like to like going off topic in threads, but then I got mauled by a pod of dolphins off the coasts of fire island. I've since learned the error of my ways.

 

[Fallen Angel]

How serious we talkin' here?

 

[Kane52630]

Super Cereal.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I believe staying on subject is ultimately subjective.

 

[Sawyer]

How serious we talkin' here?

That's off-topic, I don't think we should discuss it.

 

[Marvolo]

How serious we talkin' here?

About as serious as Gamergate.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

That's off-topic, I don't think we should discuss it.

Truly, we wouldn't want the thread to get closed.

 

[Sawyer]

About as serious as Gamergate.

And, much like Gamergate, off-topic behavior has also reached 1.8 million.

We need to do something about this.

 

[Tempest]

About as serious as Gamergate.

#SeriousBusiness

 

[Marvolo]

And, much like Gamergate, off-topic behavior has also reached 1.8 million.

We need to do something about this.

Agreed.

#purgingfire

 

[DarkSentinel]

But what is life without a little...chaos?

 

[Sawyer]

DarkSentinel?

More like DarkLet'sTakeThisThreadOffTopic.

Not today.... not today.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Quit trying to derail our super serious discussion of super serious business, SentDarkinel.

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's not my fault y'all don't wanna have fun

 

[Marvolo]

Fun is destructive and the bane of civilization. Be gone with your fun!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Super Cereal.

Am I supposed to take you serial?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Fun is destructive and the bane of civilization. Be gone with your fun!

Oh pipe down, Marv.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm a serial killer...in that I'm super serial about how much I want to kill fun.

 

[DarkSentinel]

#NoFunIsNoGood

 

[Sawyer]

DS, you are public enemy number 1 of the on-topic movement. Be gone with you.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

He doesn't even have the dignity to brood while he turns this thread into a clown fest.