Say What You Want about SymbioticToxin 4-23-12

[enterthemadness]

Welcome to our second poster ever being roasted! I don't know much about him, but his or her name is SymbioticToxin. Your thread closes on TBA Friday.


This is the first week, so there's gonna be some rough rides...but here's me failing so far hosting.

As always, here are the rules...


Rules:

1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.

2. No Threats.

3. Don't bring politics/religion into this.

4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted...

You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character.

What is not gonna be allowed:

Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1.

Updated List:
1. Schlosser85 Being Roasted.
2. SymbioticToxin Being Roasted
3. enterthemadness 4-26-12
4. Parker Wayne 4-26-12
5. Kane52630
6. WillardNation
7. SentinelMind
8. The Squirrel
9. bullets
10. JJJ's Ulcer
11. SuperFerret

 

[Kane52630]

Stop being emo, seriously.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Lol too easy.

(but go on.... ask me "why too easy?" I dare you)

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Symbi, oh, Symbi. Before I say anything else, let me get this out the way.

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Oh, Thomas, what can I say? You're an angsty, self-deprecating teen who can be a dick sometimes haha. You randomly come into the lounge at times pissed at everyone. I love it when you take it out on Jinouga (or Godzilla2000), and I wish you could take it out on the bum more. Being emo is never a good look.

You always talk about the girl you want, and also according to you, you can't have her. I know, it suck. We all have had that problem. Here's the only advice that I can tell you about her.

Get over it!

There's no reason to get hung up on a girl. I had that issue when I was a senior in high school. I wasted a whole year thinking of her instead of enjoying myself. I feel like an idiot looking back on it. If she won't get with you, it's her loss, don't make it feel like your loss. F**k her, work on continuously bettering yourself (learn stuff, get more hobbies, etc.), and women will come, and then they will love you.

Think positive, and screw thinking about women all the time. If you think about wanting it too much it destroys you.

Remember, SPARKLE! SPARKLE! SPARKLE!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Lol too easy.

(but go on.... ask me "why too easy?" I dare you)

Why too easy?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Why too easy?

Well it was actually a question aimed at him, but I'm sure he's used to other people speaking for him.

First, what the hell is up with your name? "Symbiotic Toxin"?! Do you even know what "symbiotic" and "toxin" mean or did it just sound kewl? An apology is due to Schlossner. He doesn't have the stupidest handle after all!

Finally enough with your petty teen drama. What do you think this is, the Breakfast Club? You're not going to get laid by complaining to a group of even sadder virgins. You need to go to one of your awesome teen parties, get drunk and stop worrying so much, you 16 year old Woody Allen.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

*Sits back and enjoys the show* Continue, gentlemen....

 

[WillardNation]

There are a lot of people on this board who complain about not getting girls/laid but I think you are their king. The answer to this conundrum is so simple I honestly find it shocking that I have to tell you. Twice. Step 1: Buy proactive. Step 2: Use that ****. Step 3: Exercise. Step 4: Tan. (But be careful, gingers burn easily.) Step 5: Stop crying. Step 6: Have sex. You're in the drama club, not like there's a whole lot of stiff competition there.

And what's with the whole typing things in parenthesis as if it's a separate personality in your head? You're the only person I've ever known to actively go out of their way to make people believe they suffered from dissociative identity disorder. Which is another thing that is going to get you real far with the ladies.

 

[Hound55]

Before I met you I believed in the abortion of all rangas.

Now, since I have met you I'm willing to settle for chemical castration just to prevent you from spreading your wicked ginger seed to create more soulless spawn.

Thank you for opening my mind... and warming my heart.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

*sigh* Oh Hound, going for the usual ginger jokes when I'm not a real fraggin' ginger. I had hoped you'd put some effort into this. Such a disappointment...but I accept your change of views

Oh, and Willard, and don't care about my face. It's clearer than it used to be. And if I have to be tan and muscular for a girl to like me or whatever, than it's not worth it. Be yourself, not a tool. I don't cry either. And thank you for making fun of the drama club, you're such an original person for that. And the parenthesis thing is a joke, if you don't like it tough ****, deal with it or ignore it. And seeing as you have no girlfriend to speak of, that I know of I don't pay that much attention at all to your personal life, I'm not taking advice from someone who apparently only wants to have sex with girls like every other ****head I know.
Thank you for your time.

 

[enterthemadness]

*sigh* Oh Hound, going for the usual ginger jokes when I'm not a real fraggin' ginger. I had hoped you'd put some effort into this. Such a disappointment...but I accept your change of views

Oh, and Willard, and don't care about my face. It's clearer than it used to be. And if I have to be tan and muscular for a girl to like me or whatever, than it's not worth it. Be yourself, not a tool. I don't cry either. And thank you for making fun of the drama club, you're such an original person for that. And the parenthesis thing is a joke, if you don't like it tough ****, deal with it or ignore it. And seeing as you have no girlfriend to speak of, that I know of I don't pay that much attention at all to your personal life, I'm not taking advice from someone who apparently only wants to have sex with girls like every other ****head I know.
Thank you for your time.

I um, seriously, just did this in front of computer after reading...

 

[Hound55]

Effort is reserved for noteworthy people worth remembering, SymbalTouching.

I make vague notes to myself to aid my recollection.

Noodle av = Ranga pizzaface.

Then when av's change everything gets shuffled and my system becomes chaotic. Ranga pizzaface is your legacy.

"Hey! You're alright..."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

SymbioticToxin-1 WillardNation-0

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't remember where I read your youtube name before watching your video

 

[Bruce Banner]

It's not that theater people are not fun. But, you make me thankful that I never dated/was rejected by anyone who worked in the department.

 

[WillardNation]

I thought it was supposed to be a roast? Weren't the rules clearly stated at the beginning that it was supposed to be light hearted, fun and not to be taken seriously?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I know, right? He stole all my material.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I'm sure you are a great thespian!

 

[Schlosser85]

Touchy touchy...

 

[Paroxysm]

Fight fight fight fight!!!!!!

 

[Paroxysm]

Double post! I hit refresh

 

[enterthemadness]

I thought it was supposed to be a roast? Weren't the rules clearly stated at the beginning that it was supposed to be light hearted, fun and not to be taken seriously?

Kids don't read rules. Roast him over that if you want.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

The issue has been resolved guys, let's just move on now.

 

[Paroxysm]

This is going to end badly. The whole concept has been missed, it's just people bashing each other.

Thread fail.

 

[Erzengel]

I believe participating in some horizontal activities will cause your stress levels to lower.