Secret Six : Another Fantasy Shattered.

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I remember when Knockout was introduced back when Superboy (conner) got his comic run.

She was the Teen-Aged Male fantasy brought to life,.. A larger than life full blown woman who seemed to have a thing for superpowered males.

She was playing "king-maker" With Superboy,... Promising him sex and a thrill,.. the thrill to be explained later.

It never happened because Superboy found out she was a killer.

sigh.

The final straw though,.. the final nail in that coffin as far as fantasy woman came in the latest issue of Secret Six.


SHES GAY!!!!!


i MAKE THE DISTINCTION HERE,... I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR SEXUAL PREF IS AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FORCE IT ON ME,...

But to take a woman in comics who was in her way as attractive to me as She - Hulk is to guys who try to get their girlfriends to roll in food-coloring, and show that she only has interest in Women????


AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

I'M OFFICIALLY CRUSHED. The only way you make it worse is if you make Thunder a lesbian

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You mean the last issue of Villains United right? Y'know, the one that came out... months ago?
 
I really, really, really hate that costume of Thunders.
 
NO.

It doesn't,.... And I doubt She is.

That Wouldn't have killed Superboy,.... So I'm pretty sure it didn't do more than piss her off and remove her clothing.
 
Harlekin said:
You mean the last issue of Villains United right? Y'know, the one that came out... months ago?
No.
The current issue.
 
twylight said:
I really, really, really hate that costume of Thunders.
Yeah,.. I like the current one much better.
 
Varient said:
No.
The current issue.
Well her being a lesbian is old news, as of Villains United #6 is what Harlekin is telling you. They just expanded that romance into SS#1
 
I find it delightfully hilarious that she is gay.

You know that girl that everyone has been drooling over? Yeah, she's into chicks.

Definitly something I can see Gail Simone doing with a character like her.
 
Green Lantern said:
Well her being a lesbian is old news, as of Villains United #6 is what Harlekin is telling you. They just expanded that romance into SS#1
I guess I missed that,....

I'm sorry if you guys don't see / feel my pain.

It's like finding out that one of your fav "bad-gurls" wasn't really bad,.. but played one on TV.

Like finding out that Wolverine was Gay,... or Green Arrow was on the DL.

Or that Lois Lane didn't really really like men.
 
And Varient your fantasy is shattered because she's a lesbian? Not because she's INK ON PAPER?
 
If anyone actually read any of Knockout's arc in the Superboy series, they'd see that the fact that Knockout's a lesbian -- or at least bisexual -- is pretty much one of the more obvious things that could have happened to her. The signs were there, man. I mean, she got her kicks from beating on men and cckteasing the living hell out of a sixteen year old boy.

It sucks that she's dead, though.
 
When are you gonna learn V, most lesbians are Bi.
 
Green Lantern said:
And Varient your fantasy is shattered because she's a lesbian? Not because she's INK ON PAPER?

That's always funny to read.

People who lack so much imagination that unlike the majority of Humanity from before there was even photography - they can't concieve of the idea or concept of a fantasy person visualized.

An ideal is an IDEAL. If everyone had been like you,.. Art would've been dead outside of drawings of bowls of fruit done with crayons.

The concept here is the unrealized perfect being as far as personal prefs.

So yes,.. I'm disturbed that ONE of my ideal women, (She sits beside Maxima,Storm,Cecilia Reyes,Cargill,Misty Knight,Sage,Ms. Angola, Spiderwoman,Full grown Raven, The SuperGirl Prior to this one, FireBird, And A few less known like Squirrel Girl ,), Attractive to me because of some combination of Character / appearance is displayed in a way WAY OUTSIDE my fantasy.

So YES, MY FANTASY IS SHATTERED BECAUSE HER SEXUAL PREF IS WRITTEN TO ONLY WANT SEX WITH WOMEN.

(Trip)

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BrianWilly said:
If anyone actually read any of Knockout's arc in the Superboy series, they'd see that the fact that Knockout's a lesbian -- or at least bisexual -- is pretty much one of the more obvious things that could have happened to her. The signs were there, man. I mean, she got her kicks from beating on men and cckteasing the living hell out of a sixteen year old boy.

It sucks that she's dead, though.
Well,.. I've noticed in comics that MOST hetro women with SuperStrength enjoy Beating on men and ccteasing men and boys, (C'mon,.. Powergirl insists on playing dumb, yet wears that white one-piece with no underware while wasting time acting offended because NORMAL men notice she's female.),.. So I missed that too.

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Anubis said:
When are you gonna learn V, most lesbians are Bi.
Gee,.. that wouldn't be too painful.
 
Purple Man said:
I find it delightfully hilarious that she is gay.

You know that girl that everyone has been drooling over? Yeah, she's into chicks.

Definitly something I can see Gail Simone doing with a character like her.
yeah,.. hardy har har,.... sometimes shock value is over rated.
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Sigh.
I end more threads that way,....
 
Purple Man said:
It's ok, it was a dumb thread to begin with.
On the scale of some of the threads I see here - this thread was brilliant!
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I thought this thread was going to be how someone was disappointed that the Mad Hatter was the sixth member

it could have been anyone!

but nooo, it had to be the eff'ing mad hatter!

but seriously, was he getting high?
 
I'll give the Hatter a chance. She might do something really freaky with him. The guy is one of the more insane characters of the DCU. ANd with most of the Bat's Rogues gallery, thats saying something.
 
Well, if anybody read Morrison's "Arkham Asylum," they'd know just how creepy the Hatter can be...and seeing him buck nekkid on a pile of hats makes me wonder how far Simone is going to take it.
 

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