SHH! One Year Later

[jaguarr]

So you're supposed to be the "real" Spawn, now? Okay, if you say so.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

There is no real Spawn

 

[DOG LIPS]

The "real" Spawn was raped to death two years ago by some mad dog.

 

[webhead731]

A Mod gives you the power.
























I don't know. It would be kind of cool. It has to be hard though.

 

[Abaddon]

eat e-ambrosia

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

You have to be bitten by a genetically altered admin

 

[The Spawn]

Whether you believe it or not, I am the second Spawn...the computer, jack of all trades...misnamed as the original. The first Spawn is the one who posted all those threads about taking on Spider-man. The third Spawn, the last one, is the one whose been here for the past year...the one people claim lacks the ability to continue in my shoes.

I am the original Spawn...disregarding the actual first one.

 

[jaguarr]

I miss the first Spawn.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I miss the first Spawn.

jag

He's dead!! Why can't you let him rest in peace?!!


*Runs out crying*

 

[jaguarr]

He's dead!! Why can't you let him rest in peace?!!


*Runs out crying*

Big dogs don't cry!

jag

 

[The Spawn]

What exactly did you miss about the first Spawn?

 

[jaguarr]

What exactly did you miss about the first Spawn?

His double life as a CIA secret agent/school teacher with speedboats fueled and ready to aid his escape, and taking on Spider-Man and stuff was just so exciting to read about.

jag

 

[The Spawn]

His double life as a CIA secret agent/school teacher with speedboats fueled and ready to aid his escape,

^ This is me...the second Spawn

and taking on Spider-Man and stuff was just so exciting to read about.

^ This is the first Spawn

 

[jaguarr]

His double life as a CIA secret agent/school teacher with speedboats fueled and ready to aid his escape,

^ This is me...the second Spawn

and taking on Spider-Man and stuff was just so exciting to read about.

^ This is the first Spawn

Then go jump in your speedboat and fight Spider-Man, you slacker!

jag

 

[The Spawn]

...I'm who I am...I'm not gonna go play charades...in time, you will witness the retrogress to the old days of this domain...

 

[The Kingpin]

Don't you live on an airplane

 

[The Spawn]

I don't live on one anymore...I got sick and required medical attention I could only attain on the ground.

In 12 days I should be back in shape...and no longer live on the soil you mortals dwell upon.

 

[jaguarr]

I miss the first Spawn.

jag

 

[The Spawn]

Silence.

That bloak has been gone since the beginning.

 

[jaguarr]

First Spawn > Second Spawn >>>>>>Third Spawn.

It's true.

jag

 

[The Spawn]

You weren't even here for the first Spawn.

 

[jaguarr]

Oh, wasn't I?

jag

 

[The Spawn]

You joined a year after he left.

 

[jaguarr]

You joined a year after he left.

If you say so, Sherlock.

jag

 

[The Spawn]

You say so.