Smoking Cigarettes, The Most Disgusting Habit?

[Anubis]

Cancer or not, that kinda work is stressful, and everybody can't do effin' yoga.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

I smoke.

Will i get cancer, yes. am i shortening my lifespan, yes. does it bother other people, probably. Do i care, not really.

plus, smoking makes you automaticly 35% cooler. add the extra 15% for having one leg propped on a wall, and 50% for wearing sunglasses at night, bam, you're twice as cool as you were.

also, Coffee and Cigarettes are a gift from god.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Except potheads. We just tend to sit around and do very little.

I completely disagree. I'm not part of the "pot is harmless crowd". I'm going to leave this one alone since it's the subject of so many other threads.

One thing that always blows my mind is all the nurses I see smoking when I walk by the hospital.

The last time I stayed a couple days at the hospital, I noticed that most of the doctors chain smoked on their breaks.

Cancer or not, that kinda work is stressful, and everybody can't do effin' yoga.

Yoga rules.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You notice smoking is the "in" thing again for chicks over 30. Most tv shows that are of the Sex and the City variety now applaud the females that smoke, and if a guy offers her one, dude is a catch.

I wanna slap every sig Carrie lights up outta her hand

 

[Bubastis]

I smoke.

Will i get cancer, yes. am i shortening my lifespan, yes. does it bother other people, probably. Do i care, not really.

plus, smoking makes you automaticly 35% cooler. add the extra 15% for having one leg propped on a wall, and 50% for wearing sunglasses at night, bam, you're twice as cool as you were.

also, Coffee and Cigarettes are a gift from god.

Unless you've been reading all the zealous anti-smoking people on this thread, you're about to get hit by a hail of arrows.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^I don't see too many people taking the time to refute that post lol

 

[Carcharodon]

I completely disagree. I'm not part of the "pot is harmless crowd". I'm going to leave this one alone since it's the subject of so many other threads.

Pot certainly isn't harmless. It's bad for you. Kinda like alcohol, cigarettes, high fructose corn syrup, trans fats, and breathing polluted air (polluted with other fun things!).

Yeah. I mostly laugh a lot when I'm stoned. In fact, I'm stoned right now. Yay! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[jaguarr]

I smoke.

Will i get cancer, yes. am i shortening my lifespan, yes. does it bother other people, probably. Do i care, not really.

plus, smoking makes you automaticly 35% cooler. add the extra 15% for having one leg propped on a wall, and 50% for wearing sunglasses at night, bam, you're twice as cool as you were.

also, Coffee and Cigarettes are a gift from god.

^I don't see too many people taking the time to refute that post lol

On the contrary, anyone who will fully own that what they're doing is bad for them like that is okay by me. They get the risks and don't try to candy-coat it for themselves or anyone else. At least HW isn't trying to bull**** me with some nonsense about how there are health benefits to smoking or something. He knows what he's signed up for and owns it completely. That's cool by me.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Only deluded people get pounced on

 

[bell110]

The thing I don't get about cigarettes is that it does nothing for you. Alcohol gets you drunk *, pot gets you stoned **, and **** the other ****, but cigarettes are nothing but trouble.

*I'm drunk

**I'm not stoned

 

[Crook]

For a lot of people, smoking relaxes and soothes you, with the added benefit of NOT getting you drunk or high.

 

[knowsbleed]

1 week so far, no cigarettes.

Man, this gets boring.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The thing I don't get about cigarettes is that it does nothing for you. Alcohol gets you drunk *, pot gets you stoned **, and **** the other ****, but cigarettes are nothing but trouble.

*I'm drunk

**I'm not stoned

Everybody I've asked about that says the cigs do deliver a mild buzz

 

[bell110]

Everybody I've asked about that says the cigs do deliver a mild buzz

I assume. But is the mild buzz worth it? Alcohol is as damaging as cigs, but it's more than a mild buzz. Not saying it's good, just more to get out of it.

 

[bell110]

For a lot of people, smoking relaxes and soothes you, with the added benefit of NOT getting you drunk or high.

I've tried cigs before. I wasn't relaxed or soothed. I coughed alot. To each there own I guess.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've tried cigs before. I wasn't relaxed or soothed. I coughed alot. To each there own I guess.

If you've only "tried" it then of course you weren't going to be relaxed or soothed. It's an acquired habit.

 

[Hotwire]

For a lot of people, smoking relaxes and soothes you, with the added benefit of NOT getting you drunk or high.

True, but there is that cancer down side, though.

 

[Hotwire]

I once dated a smoker. One night, we were at her place, cuddled up on the couch watching a movie. All of a sudden, she gets up, and goes outside to smoke (she couldn't smoke in the house she was renting). Right there I realized that, at least at that moment, a cigarette was more important to her than me. We broke up shortly after that.

When I met the woman who is now my wife, she was a smoker. Before things got real serious, I asked her to choose. A possible life with me, or the cigarettes. We've been married six years now and living happily with our daughters. She tells me every so often how happy she is that she stopped smoking.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I once dated a smoker. One night, we were at her place, cuddled up on the couch watching a movie. All of a sudden, she gets up, and goes outside to smoke (she couldn't smoke in the house she was renting). Right there I realized that, at least at that moment, a cigarette was more important to her than me. We broke up shortly after that.

When I met the woman who is now my wife, she was a smoker. Before things got real serious, I asked her to choose. A possible life with me, or the cigarettes. We've been married six years now and living happily with our daughters. She tells me every so often how happy she is that she stopped smoking.

Seriously... All that proves is that smoking (or as the case may be, not smoking) is more important to you than your wife is. So important that you couldn't be with her if she did smoke.

Furthermore it tells us that you think everything in life is an ultimatium or at least many things that aren't. Did your first girlfriend go to sleep sometimes? Then she loved sleep more than you? Did she pee? Loved pissing more than you. Eat? Food over you.

 

[PemLam]

I wanna slap every sig Carrie lights up outta her hand

I just want to slap her, cig or no cig.

 

[jaguarr]

I just want to slap her, cig or no cig.

I want to feed her a sugar cube and put a bridle on her.

jag

 

[Eggyman]

I want to feed her a sugar cube and put a bridle on her.

jag

You hold her face while I cut the muffin off it.

Here's some gloves.

 

[jaguarr]

You hold her face while I cut the muffin off it.

Here's some gloves.

Use a hatchet.

jag

 

[Eggyman]

Ok.

*Puts axe down*

 

[jaguarr]

A chainsaw would also be acceptable.

jag