So I was on the Bus

[The Amazing Lee]

little elctric carts for delivering milk in

That is a posh one.

All the ones where I live look like this:

 

[hippy fascist]

That's the coolest thing I have EVER seen!

Better than the first time I saw boobies!

I can die happy now!

 

[Sentinel X]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

Haha you deserve it ....How could you bump into an old lady, say sorry, then tell her to break a hip!!!

 

[Equint77]

public transportation in LA is about as useful as **** on a bull.

 

[webhead731]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."

Bwahaha!!!! Nice.

 

[Hudson]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

hmmm now it falls into place, I know everything
and I wonder why I didn't see it before.
Now I know why the Joker wants to kill you!

 

[vindrow]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

Should have thrown her under the bus

 

[Snipershot]

You should have ***** slapped her.

i woulduv

 

[Kmack]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

LMAO!!! You rock so hardup:

 

[The Riddler]

i never get on busses.

i'd walk with one leg sooner than subject myself to the bus.

 

[King Carter]

LMAO!!! You rock so hardup:

you like...so do to.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Well I don't have much choice since I was busted for a DWP and they took away my licence.

 

[The Riddler]

Well I don't have much choice since I was busted for a DWP and they took away my licence.

driving with puppies!?

 

[Mister J]

Dancing with penguins?

 

[Fried Gold]

Well I don't have much choice since I was busted for a DWP and they took away my licence.

Department for Work and Pensions? C'mon, you're not that old..

I was quite forgiving of the bus up until quite recently. I think public transport is highly useful and should be commended, however, the bus is the devil. The driver will treat you like a lepper unless you give them exact change, and even then it needs to be in as few coins as possible. Spastics have a habit of sitting next to you on an otherwise empty vehicle. Old people spend 20 minutes trying to use their credit card as a bus pass. It's drive for 10 seconds, stop. Another 10 seconds, stop. This goes on and on as those too lazy to walk the 20mins into town decide to get on and off.

The train is where it's at. Jump on, no stops, rarely have to pay, loads of seating. It's the dream.

 

[The Riddler]

Dancing with penguins?

there are a bunch of variations: puppies, penguins, pinkies, plastic, people, punks, etc.

what the "p" stands for we may never truly know.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Driving While Poor. I had no insurance and I titanic'ed into the back of another car during a rainstorm

 

[The Riddler]

Driving While Poor. I had no insurance and I titanic'ed into the back of another car during a rainstorm

our mystery is solved.

 

[Fran]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

Older people are pricks everywhere in public.

At work yesterday, I told an old lady I sold a shoe (I work at a sporting goods store) in her size already earlier that day. She said she called and checked on it, but didn't put it on hold (If you put it on hold, we won't sell it till you pick it up). She starting b****ing at me and I tried to tell her she didn't put it on hold, and I got so mad (my eyes were twitching), I called my boss to deal with her.

I agree, **** them.

 

[zanos]

Buses. Don't get me f**king started about buses. Alot of things have happened to me/ things have happened whilst I was on there.

I've got yelled at by an old lady before because I didn't let a fat old lady sit down. It's not that I didn't let her it's that I was day dreaming in the back of a dvd case. Sorry you old cow

Bus Drivers can be ********s as well....especially considering that the price keeps going up each year in England. It's 1 pound 50 pence to ride the bus in London if you don't have any money on your oyster card...it's 80p then which is cheaper but you have to keep topping it up

It's going up to 2 pounds next year...apparently...which is about $4 to ride the bus EACH time.


Well done Dew....I hate old people on Buses as well. They think they deserve more respect because they are old and their bits and pieces are falling off.

F**k em all. I respect them if they respect me. and vice versa

That's ridiculous. $4!?!? Is public transportation really that hard up for cash?

 

[FRUITY]

**** old ladies.

They're not my type.

 

[Axid]

When some old person asks me anything, just to make them cry, I tell them that's the third time they've asked me

 

[Joker]

And the bus driver turned the corner too fast so I lost my balanced and bumped into this old lady. She IMMEDIATELY started yelling at me in some "old country" babble even though I apologized abd she kept muttering the whole bus trip. Finally when I got off, I told her "Have a nice day. Go break a hip."


**** old ladies.

one time I was on a bus, and we picked up some chick, and my 2 friends had sex with her in the back while I drove...oh wait wait, nevermind, that was an episode of bangbus I saw once...only one of my friends had sex with the girl on our bus

 

[Fran]

one time I was on a bus, and we picked up some chick, and my 2 friends had sex with her in the back while I drove...oh wait wait, nevermind, that was an episode of bangbus I saw once...only one of my friends had sex with the girl on our bus

 

[webhead731]

LOL!

That's just as good as the "You Make Bunny Cry" one!