So...Someone Broke Into My House....

[Figs]

Omega Wizard, I agree with what good 'ol Jack Burton would say at a time like this.

"Son of a ***** must pay!"

 

[AlteredEgo]

hmmm, may i suggest planting crack in his room?

 

[Twin2]

I called over there and his mom was crying. I feel bad now.

And here I was thinking how I'd be over there bottling her tears by now.

 

[Superman4ever]

Do you REALLY need to ask whether or not you need to press charges?

 

[The Squirrel]

Is he arrested yet?

 

[bullets]

It's not like he will go to jail , at most probation.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Press charges, or better yet, take a civil action against him and get loads of money! considering the "possible" humiliation he could have caused impersonating you, you could get heaps!

 

[AlteredEgo]

too bad you blew your load on the whole hacking his myspace thing. he'll probably just change his password and then you wont be able to do anything anymore.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Damn, this "friend" breaks into your house, invites his buddies over, ate your hot dogs, orders porn off your cable, AND talks behind your back leading you to discover that this girl you like actually hates you and likes him?

And all you do is call the cops and dick around with his myspace?

Go to war, kid. Make this guy wish he doesn't live next to you.

First, you pose as him by accessing his myspace and inviting that girl to meet him at a nice secluded area. Now start cooking up some homemade chloroform and on the way there buy some gasoline and duct tape. When you see the girl...you attack.

Now you got some bait. Nothing better then some bait to soften him up.

Ask him to meet up with you somewhere. Take the bait with you and dowse her in gasoline. When he shows up, beat the **** out of him with a bat. Then dowse him in gasoline. Take out a lighter and make a speech about being an agent of chaos. Then you simply light them on fire. Bring his mother along too. Bring his mother to watch her son burn. Then when she cries, tell her only her tears can save him. Only her tears can put out the fire. Scream at your burning friend saying that it's his mother's fault because she won't cry enough to put him out. Watch them burn. Hear her cry. Chaos is fair.

And remember....

That ****er ate your hot dogs.


Bye

 

[Ash J. Williams]

You should do something harmful to him.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Oh my....And I thought it was bad when a guy broke into my car and stole my wendys food when I went to get something at a gas station...

 

[Logan's Runt]

It's not like he will go to jail , at most prohibation.

What the hell is prohibation? National ban on *********ion?

 

[Fading]

I'd like to say something funny, or say go mess him up, but in all honesty pressing charges really is the best route. Busting his jaw isn't going to cover those PPV orders, tho it might make you feel better lol. However the sneaky type of ppl that do that crap to a friend are the same types that would claim in court you attacked him first and get away scott free, or file a counter claim of assault in general.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I called over there and his mom was crying. I feel bad now.

What did you think his mom would do? Thank you?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You should use more cowbell against his skull. t:

 

[Prison Mike]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[Omega Wizard]

So apparently, he could get Juvie for a year...

 

[jaguarr]

This problem with people breaking into their friend's house to post on their Myspace, eat their hotdogs and order pay-per-view porn is reaching epidemic levels! It...has...GOT...to...stop!!!!!!

jag

 

[amazingfantasy15]

So apparently, he could get Juvie for a year...

Do you mean probation? Going to Juvie seems a little excessive, pay for the hot dogs and PPV, some community service, that's about it.

 

[The Squirrel]

Juvie excessive for breaking into a house? I think not.

 

[DDS]

What the hell is prohibation? National ban on *********ion?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. And then grant his wish. The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. The HEART Matt! First we attack his heart!

Stab him in the chest?

with the tooth of a basilisk!

Now we're talkin'!

 

[Omega Wizard]

Do you mean probation? Going to Juvie seems a little excessive, pay for the hot dogs and PPV, some community service, that's about it.

Thats what I meant, they said the worst Juvie hall he could get is a month

 

[bullets]

What the hell is prohibation? National ban on *********ion?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I hope everyone realized that besides the obvious destruction of his fridge and myspace...this guy who broke in must have vandalized his furniture...

if you catch my drift...

Spoiler

what, do you think he just watched the porn and ate the hot dogs?