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Someone Just Broke Into My House

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I live in my parents basement (yes, I know I'm a living cliche, but I go to a college with no dorms and it's cheaper than an apartment). I heard a sound upstairs, think it's nothing. About 5 minutes later my dad comes down and is like "didnt you hear that?" and I go "Yeah, what?" and he tells me he heard a noise, got up, and there was some guy in our house and he threw him out. So, that's a pretty big mindf**k as we live in a small ass town with only about a thousand people or so. Goes to show you're not safe anywhere. Glad I sleep with a knife under my pillow cause of my extreme paranoia.
 
lol. He just threw him out?

Either the guy was totally stoned or drunken out of his mind or your dad is one tough SOB.

-TNC
 
My dad is 60 years old, but doesnt look a day over 40, beat skin cancer and a thyroid condition, and works out almost daily. So yeah, my dad could beat up your dad ;) :o

Edit: Oh side note, his exact words were "get the f**k out of my house, or I'll kill you"
 
LOL! Your dad sounds like a character :D
 
I live in my parents basement (yes, I know I'm a living cliche, but I go to a college with no dorms and it's cheaper than an apartment). I heard a sound upstairs, think it's nothing. About 5 minutes later my dad comes down and is like "didnt you hear that?" and I go "Yeah, what?" and he tells me he heard a noise, got up, and there was some guy in our house and he threw him out. So, that's a pretty big mindf**k as we live in a small ass town with only about a thousand people or so. Goes to show you're not safe anywhere. Glad I sleep with a knife under my pillow cause of my extreme paranoia.

Someone breaks into your house. 5 minutes later, your dad bypasses the first floor to wake you up, then goes back upstairs to throw the guy out?
 
Someone breaks into your house. 5 minutes later, your dad bypasses the first floor to wake you up, then goes back upstairs to throw the guy out?

thats not what he said at all :huh:
 
He just wanted to play D&D with you in the basement. :csad:
 
My dad is 60 years old, but doesnt look a day over 40, beat skin cancer and a thyroid condition, and works out almost daily. So yeah, my dad could beat up your dad ;) :o

Edit: Oh side note, his exact words were "get the f**k out of my house, or I'll kill you"

Your dad is my hero. :supes:
 
I live in my parents basement (yes, I know I'm a living cliche, but I go to a college with no dorms and it's cheaper than an apartment). I heard a sound upstairs, think it's nothing. About 5 minutes later my dad comes down and is like "didnt you hear that?" and I go "Yeah, what?" and he tells me he heard a noise, got up, and there was some guy in our house and he threw him out. So, that's a pretty big mindf**k as we live in a small ass town with only about a thousand people or so. Goes to show you're not safe anywhere. Glad I sleep with a knife under my pillow cause of my extreme paranoia.
If you're that scared of it happening again, just go kill him. You are The Joker.



Just don't make a *****. :o
 
My dad is 60 years old, but doesnt look a day over 40, beat skin cancer and a thyroid condition, and works out almost daily. So yeah, my dad could beat up your dad ;) :o

Edit: Oh side note, his exact words were "get the f**k out of my house, or I'll kill you"
Your dad rocks, dude.
 
Your Dad rocks:up: You guys are really lucky, someone broke into my house about six years ago (me and my family were gone) and thief got out with my computer, PS2, and half our DVD collection.
 
I hope no one ever breaks into my house. I have way too much stuff to steal.
 
I should keep a crowbar by my bed incase anyone tries that in my house, or incase there is a massive zombie outbreak, which ever one comes first...
 
Something kind of similar happened to me when I was a kid, my Dad keeps a shotgun locked in the closet. Went downstairs and pointed it at the guy and he ran out. Scary thing is our house had 9 acre woods which is where the guy came from. To this day I have bad dreams and my wife and I have our own house :-/
 
Should have beat the holy hell out of him just to send a clear message. He'll just go rob someone else, now.

I had my house robbed back in '03. They got off with nearly all my computer gear, jewelry, money, and one of my pistols that wasn't locked in the safe. Didn't touch my TV, stereo gear or CD's, though, which was surprising. It's definitely a feeling of being violated, particularly the way they went through my stuff, just dumping everything on the floor out of drawers and closets. Security system got installed the next day. Interesting enough, my pistol was recently recovered in a drug raid and I got it back last week. Unfortunately, it's beat to hell which is a shame because it's now a bit of a collector's item. Still, nice to have it back, though.

jag
 
Should have beat the holy hell out of him just to send a clear message. He'll just go rob someone else, now.

I had my house robbed back in '03. They got off with nearly all my computer gear, jewelry, money, and one of my pistols that wasn't locked in the safe. Didn't touch my TV, stereo gear or CD's, though, which was surprising. It's definitely a feeling of being violated, particularly the way they went through my stuff, just dumping everything on the floor out of drawers and closets. Security system got installed the next day. Interesting enough, my pistol was recently recovered in a drug raid and I got it back last week. Unfortunately, it's beat to hell which is a shame because it's now a bit of a collector's item. Still, nice to have it back, though.

jag
that sucks, Jag. I had a break in about 10 years ago. I was sitting on my bed reading before work, looked up and saw a guy crawling on his belly into the room. I screamed, cursed and threw my book at him; he ran. Turned out it was one of my neighbors. Weird. Needless to say, I was outta there.:wow:
 
that's sucks, Jag. I had a break in about 10 years ago. I was sitting on my bed reading before work, looked up and saw a guy crawling on his belly into the room. I screamed, cursed and threw my book at him; he ran. Turned out it was one of my neighbors. Weird. Needless to say, I was outta there.:wow:

When I was just out of college, the ex-boyfriend of my girlfriend at the time tried to climb through her bedroom window when I was staying there one night. I "helped" him inside the house and pummeled the living hell out of him and then threw him out the front door. He never came back. She was pissed at me for it at the moment, but it quickly evolved into "you're my hero" after she realized what he might have been there to do. I installed some good locks on all her windows the very next day. Glad nothing came of the creep that broke into your house.

jag
 
Someone broke into my Garage and stole $1000 worth of stuff while I was playing Halo 2 online with some buddies at 2am.
 
Someone broke into my Garage and stole $1000 worth of stuff while I was playing Halo 2 online with some buddies at 2am.
Did you win the Halo round though?! :wow:
 

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