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Someone Just Broke Into My House

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  1. Joker

    Joker Avenger

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    I live in my parents basement (yes, I know I'm a living cliche, but I go to a college with no dorms and it's cheaper than an apartment). I heard a sound upstairs, think it's nothing. About 5 minutes later my dad comes down and is like "didnt you hear that?" and I go "Yeah, what?" and he tells me he heard a noise, got up, and there was some guy in our house and he threw him out. So, that's a pretty big mindf**k as we live in a small ass town with only about a thousand people or so. Goes to show you're not safe anywhere. Glad I sleep with a knife under my pillow cause of my extreme paranoia.
     
    #1 Joker, Feb 10, 2008
  2. Rando Aces

    Rando Aces Superhero

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    i fear this often.
     
    #2 Rando Aces, Feb 10, 2008
  3. TNC9852002

    TNC9852002 Banned User

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    lol. He just threw him out?

    Either the guy was totally stoned or drunken out of his mind or your dad is one tough SOB.

    -TNC
     
    #3 TNC9852002, Feb 10, 2008
  4. Joker

    Joker Avenger

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    My dad is 60 years old, but doesnt look a day over 40, beat skin cancer and a thyroid condition, and works out almost daily. So yeah, my dad could beat up your dad ;) :o

    Edit: Oh side note, his exact words were "get the f**k out of my house, or I'll kill you"
     
    #4 Joker, Feb 10, 2008
  5. Eggyman

    Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    LOL! Your dad sounds like a character :D
     
    #5 Eggyman, Feb 10, 2008
  6. bell110

    bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    Someone breaks into your house. 5 minutes later, your dad bypasses the first floor to wake you up, then goes back upstairs to throw the guy out?
     
    #6 bell110, Feb 10, 2008
  7. black_dust

    black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    thats not what he said at all :huh:
     
    #7 black_dust, Feb 10, 2008
  8. bell110

    bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    Ok, misread what he was trying to say :(
     
    #8 bell110, Feb 10, 2008
  9. WompuM

    WompuM Esquire

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    Kill him.
     
    #9 WompuM, Feb 10, 2008
  10. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    He just wanted to play D&D with you in the basement. :csad:
     
    #10 Mee, Feb 10, 2008
  11. Obi-Ron

    Obi-Ron Deal with it

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    Your dad is my hero. :supes:
     
    #11 Obi-Ron, Feb 10, 2008
  12. Captain Planet!

    Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    If you're that scared of it happening again, just go kill him. You are The Joker.



    Just don't make a *****. :o
     
    #12 Captain Planet!, Feb 10, 2008
  13. bullets

    bullets bang bang

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    a martin scorcese character.
     
    #13 bullets, Feb 10, 2008
  14. comicgirl

    comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    Your dad rocks, dude.
     
    #14 comicgirl, Feb 10, 2008
  15. Loque

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    Yeah... That's the last time I try to break into your house :hoboj: :shock
     
    #15 Loque, Feb 10, 2008
  16. Kmack

    Kmack Cheers!

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    Your Dad rocks:up: You guys are really lucky, someone broke into my house about six years ago (me and my family were gone) and thief got out with my computer, PS2, and half our DVD collection.
     
    #16 Kmack, Feb 10, 2008
  17. StrainedEyes

    StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    I hope no one ever breaks into my house. I have way too much stuff to steal.
     
    #17 StrainedEyes, Feb 10, 2008
  18. WTFimVENOM

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    I should keep a crowbar by my bed incase anyone tries that in my house, or incase there is a massive zombie outbreak, which ever one comes first...
     
    #18 WTFimVENOM, Feb 10, 2008
  19. \S/JcDc\S/

    \S/JcDc\S/ Superhero

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    Something kind of similar happened to me when I was a kid, my Dad keeps a shotgun locked in the closet. Went downstairs and pointed it at the guy and he ran out. Scary thing is our house had 9 acre woods which is where the guy came from. To this day I have bad dreams and my wife and I have our own house :-/
     
    #19 \S/JcDc\S/, Feb 10, 2008
  20. Apollo

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    maybe he had to use the toilet.
     
    #20 Apollo, Feb 10, 2008
  21. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Should have beat the holy hell out of him just to send a clear message. He'll just go rob someone else, now.

    I had my house robbed back in '03. They got off with nearly all my computer gear, jewelry, money, and one of my pistols that wasn't locked in the safe. Didn't touch my TV, stereo gear or CD's, though, which was surprising. It's definitely a feeling of being violated, particularly the way they went through my stuff, just dumping everything on the floor out of drawers and closets. Security system got installed the next day. Interesting enough, my pistol was recently recovered in a drug raid and I got it back last week. Unfortunately, it's beat to hell which is a shame because it's now a bit of a collector's item. Still, nice to have it back, though.

    jag
     
    #21 jaguarr, Feb 10, 2008
  22. comicgirl

    comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    that sucks, Jag. I had a break in about 10 years ago. I was sitting on my bed reading before work, looked up and saw a guy crawling on his belly into the room. I screamed, cursed and threw my book at him; he ran. Turned out it was one of my neighbors. Weird. Needless to say, I was outta there.:wow:
     
    #22 comicgirl, Feb 10, 2008
  23. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    When I was just out of college, the ex-boyfriend of my girlfriend at the time tried to climb through her bedroom window when I was staying there one night. I "helped" him inside the house and pummeled the living hell out of him and then threw him out the front door. He never came back. She was pissed at me for it at the moment, but it quickly evolved into "you're my hero" after she realized what he might have been there to do. I installed some good locks on all her windows the very next day. Glad nothing came of the creep that broke into your house.

    jag
     
    #23 jaguarr, Feb 10, 2008
  24. Untilteld

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    Someone broke into my Garage and stole $1000 worth of stuff while I was playing Halo 2 online with some buddies at 2am.
     
    #24 Untilteld, Feb 10, 2008
  25. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Did you win the Halo round though?! :wow:
     
    #25 Mee, Feb 10, 2008
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