Something to ponder...

[Colossal Spoons]

omg lol. I'm sooo red.

I can't believe I passed a literacy test.

Hahaha, it's ok.



Why is everybody ensuring that they're the only one haveing sex by making all the other men asexual, ugly, gay, or paralyzed? lol

 

[Master Chief]

Prolly 'cause it's a fantasy. "Hay, only I get to diddle the hot chick's pooter, stay back you fugly mutants and do your jobs."

 

[WompuM]

oh,and my fat guy is an economist

 

[Kritish]

1. Myself
2. Sexy android (normal size )
3. Marine midget
3. Doctor midget
4. Farmer midget
5. Midget that knows how to make buildings
6. Midget that can make computers
7. Midget that can teach
8. Midget that can be a cop
9. Midget that can make booze.
10 a smartass parrot

Why quote? Because it's brilliant!

 

[WompuM]

master cheif, you just made my sig.

 

[Master Chief]

Awesome sauce.

Why quote? Because it's brilliant!

Your list is like communism, that ol' cliche good on paper thing.

Never occurred to you that you bring dwarfs to a new planet, they're going to make houses and things accustomed to their size? And bringing along an android... you're outnumber pal, and there ain't no creating a personal army of your offspring with an android.

 

[AndThePickles]

Prolly 'cause it's a fantasy. "Hay, only I get to diddle the hot chick's pooter, stay back you fugly mutants and do your jobs."

HAhahahahaha "POOTER"!!!!!!! *falls over*

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Awesome sauce.



Your list is like communism, that ol' cliche good on paper thing.

Never occurred to you that you bring dwarfs to a new planet, they're going to make houses and things accustomed to their size? And bringing along an android... you're outnumber pal, and there ain't no creating a personal army of your offspring with an android.

Touche!

 

[Turtle-Man]

Wouldn't it be easier just to send the problems away instead of having six guys leave the problems behind to try and start over?

 

[Kritish]

Awesome sauce.



Your list is like communism, that ol' cliche good on paper thing.

Never occurred to you that you bring dwarfs to a new planet, they're going to make houses and things accustomed to their size? And bringing along an android... you're outnumber pal, and there ain't no creating a personal army of your offspring with an android.

My hot asian android would be ten times stronger than them, but as for the homes they would have to make them my size, they can use stools.

Who said I would let them breed, they would all be gay. I'd grow normal size people in synthetic wombs that looked like Rob Zombie and Monica Bellucci.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wouldn't it be easier just to send the problems away instead of having six guys leave the problems behind to try and start over?

It's just to get you thinking!

 

[Turtle-Man]

t: Well, there you go. Something different.

 

[Kritish]

My hot asian android would be ten times stronger than them, but as for the homes they would have to make them my size, they can use stools.

Who said I would let them breed, they would all be gay. I'd grow normal size people in synthetic wombs that looked like Rob Zombie and Monica Bellucci.

I'm so smart I arose myself.

 

[Turtle-Man]

If I really wanted to start life over, I'd bring my girlfriend with me, another couple, and a superhuman creature who can manipulate all matter and energy, and can live for an eternity. Oh, and I'd bring a chicken to fill the sixth seat.

Spoiler

 

[jimmy]

Let's see, I'd take. . .

(1.)Superman
(2.)Batman
(3.)Wonder Woman
(4.)Spawn
(5.)Solid Snake

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Let's see, I'd take. . .

(1.)Superman
(2.)Batman
(3.)Wonder Woman
(4.)Spawn
(5.)Solid Snake

Wait! We're trying to get to a better Earth and you're bringing that insane, antisocial pedophile Batman with you? Your planet is doomed already

 

[jimmy]

Well, it was either him or James Bond, but. . . you know, James can't make babies.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well, it was either him or James Bond, but. . . you know, James can't make babies.

I'd never leave either around children. Bring Bullseye with you while you're at it.

 

[Kritish]

Bah, my planet of gay midgets and Rob Zombie/Bellucci clones would create space ships and invade all of yours!

 

[jimmy]

You mean Colin Farrell? Hell-2-tha-nizzaw, kid.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You mean Colin Farrell? Hell-2-tha-nizzaw, kid.

No, I meant the sicko comic character not that dumb movie character.

 

[jimmy]

I know, but I associate him with the character now because of that movie.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Would you really want Collin Farrell on your planet though?

 

[Halcohol]

Would you really want Collin Farrell on your planet though?

I don't want Colin Farrel on THIS planet.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Zing