sPartan vs Ninja? sPike's DEADLIEST WARRIOR finds out...

Deadliest Warrior has a book? :huh:

Shockingly enough, yes. It lists the Knight as the Deadliest Warrior, which makes sense considering his armor and weapons. The Pirate should have lost because of the unreliability and scattershot of the blunderbuss and the fact that the grenado didn't penetrate armor.

Sometimes, I really wish they would test more thoroughly like the Mythbusters. I would have had the Pirate run a course and try to get the Blunderbuss to fire while moving around against multiple dummy targets and see how reliable it is from various ranges until it becomes too innacurate to be used.
 
True but it seems pretty one sided since the Mongols had actual armor and had access to more international resources. Honestly, Huns might have been a better match up.
I think the Huns got chased out by the Mongols.

My predictions of who would win between the Spartan and Samurai and between Spetsnaz and the IRA were wrong.:csad:

SWAT vs GSG-9 kicked ass though. I knew SWAT was gonna win because they're alot better than their German counterpart. The SWAT team is so good that most of them haven't had to fire their weapons because the criminals know they're f*****.
 
i wanted samurai to win but i knew spartan would. that shield is a hack.
 
Shockingly enough, yes. It lists the Knight as the Deadliest Warrior, which makes sense considering his armor and weapons. The Pirate should have lost because of the unreliability and scattershot of the blunderbuss and the fact that the grenado didn't penetrate armor.

Sometimes, I really wish they would test more thoroughly like the Mythbusters. I would have had the Pirate run a course and try to get the Blunderbuss to fire while moving around against multiple dummy targets and see how reliable it is from various ranges until it becomes too innacurate to be used.

Thanks for the info.

I wonder what kind of program they use to run the battle simulations. They always show the guy working on a spreadsheet very similar to Excel. . . . :oldrazz:
 
They never mention what the program exactly is, except that it's developed by Slytherin Studios.
 
i wanted samurai to win but i knew spartan would. that shield is a hack.


I really hope in the Captain America movie that they really use a Shield to full defensive/ offensive capabilities. This show illustrates again & again how that round style shield is a pretty awesome thing in the right Warriors hands.
 
I have to say, the right man won the last match up. Jesse James and his men's skills were too good to be overlooked. But I have to say the comparing of the weapons was odd. Why compare the Tommy Gun with the Revolver when they could have used the Colt 1911?

And having untrained forty year olds test out the Brass Knuckles didn't make much sense to me.
 
Yeah, it was weird testing the Tommy Gun again this season, instead of Capone's standard handgun at the time. I did like the driveby tests though.

I, too found the brass knuckles test odd, but I guess they were going for historical accuracy with mobsters being relatively untrained and slightly older and the gunslinger being around the same age, thereabouts. I wasn't a fan of the pistol whip/brass knucks test in general. The right team did win though, as I think the James Gang was more skill while Capone was more strength in numbers with firepower.
 
I discovered this show recently and have seen all of season 1 and the recent Jesse James episode. I like the show but I have a lot of issues with their testing practices and assumptions.

The first assumption that I take issue with is "One shot, one kill". I think it is too much of an over simplification of a battle. Especially with nadir fighting styles.

I also take issue with the "test team" discounting stealth, combat movement as being inferior to brute force. This brings me to another point which is to say that the "test team" and a lot of their guests are such irritating a-holes. I don't mind a little bit of smack talk from the two sides but often they go way overboard.

I think the Slytherin software is total crock. We know way too little about the parameters of the program to trust the results. The results seem too skewed at times to be legitimate.
 
I didn't agree with the results, actually I haven't agreed with most of the results.

And yeah why did they get 60 year old men to test out the brass knuckles, they should've gotten someone younger.
 
That was one of James' strengths his quickness and accuracy when shooting. I believe that the seconds it may have taken Capone to aim Jesse would've shot him three times already.
 
Seemed weird that the Capone gang had no handguns. Not that it would've helped 'em much anyway.
 
Seemed weird that the Capone gang had no handguns. Not that it would've helped 'em much anyway.

I thought that was weird too. The "basic" gangster weapons are the bat, the knife, a handgun and the Tommy.
 
I discovered this show recently and have seen all of season 1 and the recent Jesse James episode. I like the show but I have a lot of issues with their testing practices and assumptions.

The first assumption that I take issue with is "One shot, one kill". I think it is too much of an over simplification of a battle. Especially with nadir fighting styles.

I also take issue with the "test team" discounting stealth, combat movement as being inferior to brute force. This brings me to another point which is to say that the "test team" and a lot of their guests are such irritating a-holes. I don't mind a little bit of smack talk from the two sides but often they go way overboard.

I think the Slytherin software is total crock. We know way too little about the parameters of the program to trust the results. The results seem too skewed at times to be legitimate.


Oh I agree that the program and the tests completely overlook some of the weapons simply because they don't rip a guy in half.

My biggest issues were the fact that, during the Spartan/Ninja fight, they completely discounted the black eggs. Glass in that Spartan's eye immediately sets him up for the kill. It's not a killing weapon, but a Spartan is incapacitated immediately with glass to the eyeball. A simple Ninjato slice and boom, dead.

My other issue was the Pirate/Knight fight. Knight should have won easily, as the grenado didn't go through a Knight's armor, and the Blunderbuss, while effective, was also unreliable during combat. One shot that doesn't kill the knight and he shreds the Pirate.
 
I've finally seen all of season one. I totally love this show, and can't wait until season two comes out on dvd.

I do disagree with some of the results from season one. The Knight vs The Pirate for one. The pirate had no armor to counteract any of the knights attacks. The crossbow, the morning star, the halberd, and the broadsword all should have killed the pirate. The pirate's grenade and pistols couldn't even penetrate the knight's armor. And the blunderbuss, while powerful if it hits, is notoriously inaccurate and unreliable. Even when they did fire, one out of every ten shots blew up in your face. Their computer program didn't take that into account.

I also agree with some of the posters on here that the show seems to discount the use of distraction tactics like the ninja's black eggs or the Zulu's poison spit. These are not kill weapons, but meant to set a person up for the kill. Essentially macing them so you can just walk up and slit their throat or crush their skull with little or no resistance. However, as my ancestry is Scottish, I'm glad William Wallace won against Shaka Zulu.

One thing that was neglected in the Apache vs Gladiator match was that the gladiators of ancient Rome never fought to kill, they fought to entertain. While deaths weren't uncommon in the gladiator arena, they weren't the goal of the gladiators either. It took many years of training, and a lot of money, for someone to become a gladiator. Thus fights would rarely be intentionally to the death. When a gladiator got his opponent down, he would look to the emperor for the thumbs up or thumbs down. Since the emperor understood what went into making a gladiator, especially one capable of providing the audience with an entertaining fight, he would usually give him the thumbs up to live. Thus none of a gladiator's attacks are going to be for a quick decisive kill. The Apache, on the other hand, only fights to kill. If an Apache gets you down, he won't wait for anyone's permission to kill you, he'll just kill you. So I totally agree with that result.

I'd be interested in seeing them revisit some of the previous warriors but giving them new opponents. Spartan vs Knight, Ninja vs Pirate, Viking vs Shoalin Monk, etc.

And Ratcrawler, what the hell is up with your capitalization of names? Not just in the thread title, but in damn near every one of your posts too! You keep writing "sPartan" instead of "Spartan", and other such mistakes. I mean I can understand an occassional typo, they happen to the best of us. But the same one? Over and over again? Do you actually think that that's the correct spelling? Should we start spelling your name "rAtcrawler"? Maybe I should change my handle to "tHundarr"? I don't mean to come off insulting, but seriously dude, what is up with that?
 
The Swat team battle was by far one of my favorites, loved the ending in the simulation.
 
Someone on this thread had posted earlier that they'd like to see a Ninja vs Samurai episode. Personally, I doubt that will ever happen. The whole point of the show is to pit two opponents against each other that historically have never met before due to their time in history, geography, etc. Ninjitsu was specifically developed by Japanese peasants for the express purpose of defeating their samurai oppressors. Thus Samurai vs Ninja has historically already been done and doesn't need to be redone on the show.

Samurai vs Knight? Samurai vs Spartan? Samurai vs Pirate? Pirate vs Ninja? Spartan vs Knight? Ninja vs Shaolin Monk? These are all possibilities that could be addressed in future seasons.

Would anyone else like to see them do an episode pitting two fictional characters against each other? Maybe for a future Halloween episode, put Jason Voorhees against Michael Myers? Or put Batman up against The Punisher? Just for s#!ts & giggles for Halloween or something, like once a season. Could be fun to watch.
 
That would certainly be fun. Man I love this show. Anyone know when new episodes start back up?
 
And Ratcrawler, what the hell is up with your capitalization of names? Not just in the thread title, but in damn near every one of your posts too! You keep writing "sPartan" instead of "Spartan", and other such mistakes. I mean I can understand an occassional typo, they happen to the best of us. But the same one? Over and over again? Do you actually think that that's the correct spelling? Should we start spelling your name "rAtcrawler"? Maybe I should change my handle to "tHundarr"? I don't mean to come off insulting, but seriously dude, what is up with that?

That's just for "sP" like "That sPider disPensed with a lisP." It's an old quirk. I don't use it for names like Spider-Man or Sparta or Jessie Spanno anymore though.

Anyway, Hannibal, Crazy Horse and at least one female warrior have been confirmed for season 3. And from production photos, some fans have found clues for Genghis Khan, Russian Cossacks and Scottish Highlanders.
 
Zombie vs. Vampire episode tomorrow night. :awesome:
 
Tomorrow night on the season finale,Deadliest Warrior finds out who's deadliest.

VAMPIRES
or
ZOMBIES
 
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Vampires win. I was rooting for them but I honestly thought Zombies would win.
 

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