Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "I didn't like ANY of your movies!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't even get me started on yours."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

MR. FANTASTIC: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh. Well, that's good.
MR. FANTASTIC: But we're not on my planet, are we?

 

[Doctor Jones]

MR. FANTASTIC: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with a destructive capacity to annihilate the entire planet. I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Reed Richards! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
MR. FANTASTIC: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

 

[Doctor Jones]

THE THING: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playschool.
SPIDER-MAN: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Anybody seen my Playboy magizine?

 

[The Navigator]

All good ones, guys.

SPIDER-MAN (thinking): She's hot and all, but I keep getting this weird feeling like I was married to somebody...

SPIDER-MAN (thiking):...I'll figure it out later.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY!!! You're not the real Reed Richards! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
MR. FANTASTIC: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

Hehehe, can never go wrong with Toy Story, although the way they're drawn in that pic, Reed looks like he should be the one yelling "You are a child's play thing!" But that's just me.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I thought the same thing.

 

[Panthro]

All good ones, guys.

SPIDER-MAN (thinking): She's hot and all, but I keep getting this weird feeling like I was married to somebody...

SPIDER-MAN (thiking):...I'll figure it out later.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

 

[Panthro]

THE THING: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playschool.
SPIDER-MAN: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Hehehe

 

[Panthro]

Thanks twice, Panthro!

All your Reed/Spidey banter is awesome! The He-Man one is cool too!

Thanks. Hehehe, that Alba, such an unfaithful tramp.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "Well hello beautiful."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: Oh please, Stop begging me for a Appearence in Spider-Man 4!!!! Felica, Im begging that if you make a appearence in my movie, You are probably gonna be portrayed by one of those topher grace look-alikes but female!
Black Cat: Oh, c'mon! You know I HATE Cartoons!!!

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Well hello beautiful."

Hehehe. Spidey getting some jungle fever there?

 

[Panthro]

Thing: Don't you f**king say FF And FF2 Was crap you bastard! Just because your two movies were cool and the 3rd movie wasn't doesn't mean you can say that about the FF!!!! And plus I don't want any of your Opinion crap!!!!! Fantastic Four was awesome and so was the 1994 version!!!! And your movies were crap and so was the incredible hulk!
Spider-Man: Wait.... so it was YOU who sabatoged the box office?!?!?
Thing: Shut the f**k up!

Hehehehehe

MR. FANTASTIC: "Genesis allowed is not! Is Planet Forbidden!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm not interested in girls with white hair. Goodbye."

(tosses her out window of sky scraper's top floor)

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. Yep, Spidey always has the fever.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "This is just non-toxic body paint. Come lick it off me."

SPIDER-MAN: "That did it. I need to go change suits now."

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "What are you doing here, SEABUSCUIT?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

BLACK CAT: "Is it just me, or does this picture make my face look like Celine Dion's?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LIZARD: "You'll never catch me alive, copper!"

SPIDER-MAN: "DO I LOOK LIKE A COP??!!!?"

LIZARD: "No. You look like a queer."

 

[Troy_Parker]

^^^^^

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "What are you doing here, SEABUSCUIT?!"

Hehehehe

MR. F: "You would have bombed in the long run too if you were directed by Tim Story & produced by Tom Rothman!"
SPIDEY: "Which is why I thank my lucky stars my films weren't made by 20th Century Fox."